Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which hopefully you’ll check out as soon as you’re done telling Pink & Miley Cyrus to kill themselves because of their haircuts. Anyway, today we’ve got Kellan Lutz who knows there’s nothing sexier than giving your lady pink eye, a rarely seen side of Pippa Middleton, Dubya’s daughters not falling far from the moron tree, and finally, remember yesterday, when we all agreed Scarjo endorsing Obama was an awful idea?
Yeah, shit just got way worse,
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Now if they just made Transitions lenses that covered the whole face!
Anyone see ‘The Gate’? He’s starting to look like those things.
Sucks to be famous and ba-gillionaire, don’t it? Life is so tough!
“Hell No, I am NOT Bruce Willis!! How dare you?”
Heidi Klum is in her forties, has had children and looks freaking fanfuckingtastic!!! She has a REAL body, not a plasticized brushed up version of what a woman looks like. She’s still stunning in my opinion.
All you say is true, yet she bores the hell out of me.
She’s 39
I think Shia just gave Robbie the sneaky digit.
Why yes I do know how to play Moon River! Any other requests?
“OH, I GET IT NOW, you calling him ‘The Beef’ as in it’s his name in French, Hahah young people today!”
Face of a man … I betcha she has something hidden under that skirt, and I don’t mean her knickers …
The only men with faces like that live in the Tenderloin District of San Francisco. This woman is hot!
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“It’s more effective than The Shocker, but the trick is getting the bottle cap back out.”
Great googly-moogly!
Wow, that steroid abusing guy really likes Obama!
Here’s my fashion tip for the week: Honey and a big box of Corn Flakes
… sho the shecret ish I take a bottle cap full of g every morning before i get up and then shlap my monkey … it’sh a reeshe’sh monkey, named Al …
Okay, honey, now loosen your grip just a little…faster…faster…
She’s quite lovely, but does she have Dinklage fingers?
Obackfat.
Congratulations Mary Carey…you finally won!
And don’t go easy on the cherry juice i that Shirley Temple!
This pic is why they make a big deal of her ass.
Jenna Bush just popped up from giving a blowie to some unsuspecting patron of the tennis match.
Wow, Barbara Bush Looks Great!!! Amazing what some Oil Of Olay and Hair Dye will do for you!!! Oh wait, that’s the Grand Daughter?
On the plus side…a little plastic surgery and I look WAY younger…on the negative side…this is as close as I can get to closing my mouth now.
I’m diggin’ the bottom half.
thats where the dick is stored.
Farting on a pillow and making it look like you are posing …
No-one goes near Chateau Marmont without getting a case of the old Wonk-Eye.
would like to “eat at the Y”
Those are three of the most ridiculously large things that I’ve ever seen!
Anybody else see the hint of a ‘stache when you first look at her?
anybody else only looked at her face after reading LegMan’s comment?
There’s a ‘stache on her cleavage? Cuz that’s the first place I’m looking.
not sure what youre talking about?
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Even with some hair on the knuckles we would still all do her!
Hell, I’d do her even if she had hair on her back!
Nice dress, bro.
That’s the only way Madonna can actually say she got a little Obama all over her …
Needs more collagen.
Much better, but she needs to tone the abs.
She looks like she’s developing a nice little Errol Flynn moustache.
Called it already on her first pic.
Oh. Sorry, champ. No more thumbs for my comment, please. Everyone go to the first pic and pay attention to LegMan.
yes, go back.
So i’m NOT supposed to deep throat this microphone??? AWWWWWEEEE MAN!!!!
i still don’t know what this woman’s face looks like … holy mamma …
Somewhere there’s a tattoo artist who’d rather be decorating cakes
Hey look, there’s the guy who remembers ‘The Milagro Beanfield War’!
Not the first time she’s had a black guy on her back
Never look a clothes horse in the mouth
No, dude, I do NOT want a lap dance! Quit fucking asking me!
The picture screams ‘roadhouse’, ‘waitress’, and ‘rude’ in that order.
Old woman get off the stage!
Stow it, carp-face.
Q. What time does Sean Connery go to watch the US Open?
A. Around ten-ish.
Fucking Illuminati scum
She looks like she’d be up for anything.
“I may be Principal Redford for the rest of the year but tonight this Prom is all about you”
Take that, Ms. Hendricks!
Green Day fucking sucks donkey schlong.
Pink just can’t stick with a hairstyle for very long, can she ?