The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.7.12

September 7th, 2012 // 547 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which hopefully you’ll check out as soon as you’re done telling Pink & Miley Cyrus to kill themselves because of their haircuts. Anyway, today we’ve got Kellan Lutz who knows there’s nothing sexier than giving your lady pink eye, a rarely seen side of Pippa Middleton, Dubya’s daughters not falling far from the moron tree, and finally, remember yesterday, when we all agreed Scarjo endorsing Obama was an awful idea?

Yeah, shit just got way worse,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Mariah Carey Tight See Through Dress Sunglasses
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    Now if they just made Transitions lenses that covered the whole face!

  2. Vin Diesel
    cc
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    Anyone see ‘The Gate’? He’s starting to look like those things.

  3. Jay-Z Middle Finger
    LegMan
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    Sucks to be famous and ba-gillionaire, don’t it? Life is so tough!

  4. Vin Diesel
    Mr. Popfarts
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    “Hell No, I am NOT Bruce Willis!! How dare you?”

  5. Heidi Klum Nipples Cleavage See Through Dress
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    Heidi Klum is in her forties, has had children and looks freaking fanfuckingtastic!!! She has a REAL body, not a plasticized brushed up version of what a woman looks like. She’s still stunning in my opinion.

  6. Robert Redford Shia LaBeouf The Company You Keep Premiere Venice Film Festival
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    I think Shia just gave Robbie the sneaky digit.

  7. Robert Redford Shia LaBeouf The Company You Keep Premiere Venice Film Festival
    LegMan
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    Why yes I do know how to play Moon River! Any other requests?

  8. Robert Redford Shia LaBeouf The Company You Keep Premiere Venice Film Festival
    rantatonne
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    “OH, I GET IT NOW, you calling him ‘The Beef’ as in it’s his name in French, Hahah young people today!”

  9. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    Face of a man … I betcha she has something hidden under that skirt, and I don’t mean her knickers …

    • The only men with faces like that live in the Tenderloin District of San Francisco. This woman is hot!

      [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/08/alessandra_ambrosio03-340_640.jpg[/img]

  10. Sean Connery US Open
    Dinosaurland
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    “It’s more effective than The Shocker, but the trick is getting the bottle cap back out.”

  11. Quinton Aarron Butsy Date VMAs Afterparty
    LegMan
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    Great googly-moogly!

  12. Madonna Obama Written On Back
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    Wow, that steroid abusing guy really likes Obama!

  13. Rita Ora Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Here’s my fashion tip for the week: Honey and a big box of Corn Flakes

  14. Sean Connery US Open
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    … sho the shecret ish I take a bottle cap full of g every morning before i get up and then shlap my monkey … it’sh a reeshe’sh monkey, named Al …

  15. Alec Baldwin, Hilaria Thomas US Open
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    Okay, honey, now loosen your grip just a little…faster…faster…

  16. Emily Blunt Butt Tight Dress
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    She’s quite lovely, but does she have Dinklage fingers?

  17. Madonna Obama Written On Back
    Dinosaurland
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    Obackfat.

  18. Mariah Carey Tight See Through Dress Sunglasses
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    Congratulations Mary Carey…you finally won!

  19. Vin Diesel
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    And don’t go easy on the cherry juice i that Shirley Temple!

  20. Pippa Middleton Legs Minidress
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    This pic is why they make a big deal of her ass.

  21. Barbara Bush Jenna Hager Bush Martha Stewart US Open
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    Jenna Bush just popped up from giving a blowie to some unsuspecting patron of the tennis match.

    Wow, Barbara Bush Looks Great!!! Amazing what some Oil Of Olay and Hair Dye will do for you!!! Oh wait, that’s the Grand Daughter?

  22. Robert Redford Shia LaBeouf The Company You Keep Premiere Venice Film Festival
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    On the plus side…a little plastic surgery and I look WAY younger…on the negative side…this is as close as I can get to closing my mouth now.

  23. Deena Cortese Cleavage Legs Tight Minidress VMAs Afterparty
    LegMan
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    I’m diggin’ the bottom half.

  24. Kellan Lutz Bloomingdales 59th Street Celebrates Fashions Night Out
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    Farting on a pillow and making it look like you are posing …

  25. Brittny Gastineau Cleavage VMAs Afterpary
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    No-one goes near Chateau Marmont without getting a case of the old Wonk-Eye.

  26. Rita Ora Cleavage
    Doug MacKay
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    would like to “eat at the Y”

  27. Quinton Aarron Butsy Date VMAs Afterparty
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    Those are three of the most ridiculously large things that I’ve ever seen!

  28. Kate Upton Cleavage Tight Dress Michael Kors Celebrates Fashions Night Out
    LegMan
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    Anybody else see the hint of a ‘stache when you first look at her?

  29. Deena Cortese Cleavage Legs Tight Minidress VMAs Afterparty
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    Nice dress, bro.

  30. Madonna Obama Written On Back
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    That’s the only way Madonna can actually say she got a little Obama all over her …

  31. Brittny Gastineau Cleavage VMAs Afterpary
    Frank Burns
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    Needs more collagen.

  32. Kate Upton Cleavage Tight Dress Michael Kors Celebrates Fashions Night Out
    LegMan
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    Much better, but she needs to tone the abs.

  33. Kate Upton Cleavage Tight Dress Michael Kors Celebrates Fashions Night Out
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    She looks like she’s developing a nice little Errol Flynn moustache.

  34. Billy Joe Armstrong VMAs
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    So i’m NOT supposed to deep throat this microphone??? AWWWWWEEEE MAN!!!!

  35. Rita Ora Cleavage
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    i still don’t know what this woman’s face looks like … holy mamma …

  36. Heidi Klum Nipples Cleavage See Through Dress
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Somewhere there’s a tattoo artist who’d rather be decorating cakes

  37. Robert Redford Shia LaBeouf The Company You Keep Premiere Venice Film Festival
    cc
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    Hey look, there’s the guy who remembers ‘The Milagro Beanfield War’!

  38. Madonna Obama Written On Back
    Jentilly
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    Not the first time she’s had a black guy on her back

  39. Ilary Blasi Cleavage Vougue Fashions Night Out
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Never look a clothes horse in the mouth

  40. Kellan Lutz Bloomingdales 59th Street Celebrates Fashions Night Out
    kimmykimkim
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    No, dude, I do NOT want a lap dance! Quit fucking asking me!

  41. Nicole Eggert Legs Daisy Dukes
    cc
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    The picture screams ‘roadhouse’, ‘waitress’, and ‘rude’ in that order.

  42. Madonna Obama Written On Back
    Smapdi
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    Old woman get off the stage!

  43. Jay-Z Middle Finger
    cc
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    Stow it, carp-face.

  44. Sean Connery US Open
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    Q. What time does Sean Connery go to watch the US Open?

    A. Around ten-ish.

  45. Jay-Z Middle Finger
    mismy
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    Fucking Illuminati scum

  46. Brittny Gastineau Cleavage VMAs Afterpary
    seriouslynow
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    She looks like she’d be up for anything.

  47. Robert Redford Shia LaBeouf The Company You Keep Premiere Venice Film Festival
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “I may be Principal Redford for the rest of the year but tonight this Prom is all about you”

  48. Quinton Aarron Butsy Date VMAs Afterparty
    cc
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    Take that, Ms. Hendricks!

  49. Billy Joe Armstrong VMAs
    kimmykimkim
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    Green Day fucking sucks donkey schlong.

  50. Billy Joe Armstrong VMAs
    DeucePickle
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    Pink just can’t stick with a hairstyle for very long, can she ?

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