Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which hopefully you’ll check out as soon as you’re done telling Pink & Miley Cyrus to kill themselves because of their haircuts. Anyway, today we’ve got Kellan Lutz who knows there’s nothing sexier than giving your lady pink eye, a rarely seen side of Pippa Middleton, Dubya’s daughters not falling far from the moron tree, and finally, remember yesterday, when we all agreed Scarjo endorsing Obama was an awful idea?
Yeah, shit just got way worse,
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Epic outie!
In spite of that… still would.
once would’ve, then I heard her speak. always the way it seems to go
They’d make a great pillow.
Hey, you know what would be really awkward? If she got her hair done up like Brigitte Nielsen. (Most of you are going to have to look up her father to understand this one.)
I’m old enough!
Me too! And yes, that would be creepy.
Shia’s photobomb attempt was upstaged by Elvis Costello.
She’s probably losing the weight so fast because someone showed her the comments from the last picture of her here, which featured the meanest, most vile, and hilarous posts ever.
We like to help here at The Superficial.
Charles needs to get back in charge of that shit, like pronto!
You know what they say, “If you go black, you ain’t ever allowed back.”
Or as Kim Kardashian could put it, “If you go yellow, you ain’t gonna smell like Jello.”
Pretty sure they’re all thinking the same thought: “It’s a good thing.”
That’s whatcha call a well framed uterus.
Laboooof
ladoooosh
Nicole “Cadbury Creme” Eggert
I’d like to fill her eggerts with my creme.
I would get on that. And I’ll tell you why…
memory is a powerful thing.
Lishen, golf’s a good game, but there’s no Sharapovas in golf.
Why is it always called the South of France? Can’t we just say Southern France?
I don’t call Georgia the South of America.
Meh… looks fleshy… and why should I know here again?
At least she is smiling…
I neither know, nor care who he is…but let’s get some more pics of the chick with the highly redundant flotation devices, I fear a water landing is immanent!
Billy was all cool and edgy for the kids until someone reminded them that he has a fucking a Broadway musical.
Shes going to find that in the US “nice ass” is a much higher bar than merry old England.
Right… in the disgustingly obese US.
We only look fat because Eurotrash like to wear their clothing as tight as their women do. Give us fatasses a call the next time Germany f*cks you in the ass again.
You loser.. you look fat coz you’re the fattest country in the world. Go stuff your face with some more McDonalds and giant pizza.
Reading that made me hungry.
Yep, Kim K, Snooki and Coco all raising the bar ;)
Yay! If we’ve got the to point in the night where the grannies are up doing Madonna you don’t have long to wait for my Funky Chicken
So, do you hand her the cash or pull out your nuts first?
Someone call Hef.
I think they look perfect. unleash those things and you have a classic beautiful boobs. All these tennis balls strapped to womens chests are creating rediculous standards that are gross.
I love a boobs
Deuce, stop being rediculous.
That must have been one helluva lob.
Actually, I don’t get it why everybody seems to despise her. She didn’t choose her fate. She seems like someone who is not superficial. She has, what seems like a fun personality. I think she has a cute face.I wish more people coming to America were like she appears to be and not like what I’ve witnessed.
P.S. I would do her, and hope that this post has improved my chances. If you’re reading this Pippa, call me and let’s do lunch, or each other. Cheers!
That was fuckin’ poetic, dude!
Randal?
She’s not superficial? word is she ditched her long time beau after all the post-wedding attention because she got ideas in her head about belonging to a higher station in life.
The Golden Globes already?
Off frame is a 10″ cock that just flopped out of some tennis player’s shorts.
I’m thinking maybe the ball boy went commando.
Bob will get your car and then Shia will take you to your table.
More like Skat DeLuna.
WTF is that?
It’s called a bad bleach job from the 80′s. And the “cute” freckles are from the 40′s. Neither one is acceptable by todays standards.
and it looks like the bleach got splotched all over her face…talk about strange and uneven skin tone. not attractive!
Richard Tyson looks terrible in drag.
Later, the photographer behind her was surprised to learn he’d taken a picture of absolute nothingness.
He just whispered to her that the prenup had a hidden “Anal piledriver” clause.
Looking at the picture that’s not nearly as big surprise as the head she’s going to get
Is it just me or is anyone else wondering if they invited and “Icons” or “Idols” to this party?
* any
My guess is she’s the drug mule.
No, she’s a literal icon – as in tiny random goofy shit you throw into text when you have no communication skills.
Lovely…just lovely
I guess being on the far left doesn’t preclude ‘banging young chicks’.
Beats banging young male interns.
What’s the deal with the Scott Disick, Kourtney Kardashian photobomb?
Kris K. Is on their case for not registering enough publicity. So…this is it.
Good luck getting that neck down to its original size.
No-neck Nicole!
She has the neck of a linebacker.
You don’t need to blow, it’s going to slide right off
“See? See me standing here with Robert Redford? RESPECT ME”
Fuck her now because I don’t see her aging well…
but always gonna be outta my leage on that same curve so fuck it !
She’ not an idol or an icon, so she must be there for… the coke?
The best part that nobody in the background smugly looking down on the LaBoof despite top quality ass and millions in the bank. As God intended.
To put it Bluntly, very nice (I’m not above puns)
A British 10 translates to a solid 6 in the USA.
Well, hel-LO, dummy!
Wow that middle aged man is so edgy!
Because he’s so ugly. His gesture is kinder then that face!
She looks very intellegent.
She’s been pilfering her wardrobe from Gina Lee
And looking for an endorsement from Sara Lee.
#PUBLICANAL
That’s a less to all you girls. When you swallow, you’ll look like this in your 50s too.
Her tits are yet another German atrocity.