The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.7.12

September 7th, 2012 // 546 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which hopefully you’ll check out as soon as you’re done telling Pink & Miley Cyrus to kill themselves because of their haircuts. Anyway, today we’ve got Kellan Lutz who knows there’s nothing sexier than giving your lady pink eye, a rarely seen side of Pippa Middleton, Dubya’s daughters not falling far from the moron tree, and finally, remember yesterday, when we all agreed Scarjo endorsing Obama was an awful idea?

Yeah, shit just got way worse,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Gisele Bundchen Pregnant Belly Outie
    BigOkie
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    Epic outie!

    In spite of that… still would.

  2. Kate Upton Cleavage Tight Dress Michael Kors Celebrates Fashions Night Out
    seriouslynow
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    They’d make a great pillow.

  3. Brittny Gastineau Cleavage VMAs Afterpary
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    Hey, you know what would be really awkward? If she got her hair done up like Brigitte Nielsen. (Most of you are going to have to look up her father to understand this one.)

  4. Robert Redford Shia LaBeouf The Company You Keep Premiere Venice Film Festival
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    Shia’s photobomb attempt was upstaged by Elvis Costello.

  5. Nicole Eggert Legs Daisy Dukes
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She’s probably losing the weight so fast because someone showed her the comments from the last picture of her here, which featured the meanest, most vile, and hilarous posts ever.

  6. Nicole Eggert Legs Daisy Dukes
    BigOkie
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    Charles needs to get back in charge of that shit, like pronto!

  7. Quinton Aarron Butsy Date VMAs Afterparty
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    You know what they say, “If you go black, you ain’t ever allowed back.”

  8. Barbara Bush Jenna Hager Bush Martha Stewart US Open
    Ana
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    Pretty sure they’re all thinking the same thought: “It’s a good thing.”

  9. Kate Upton Cleavage Tight Dress Michael Kors Celebrates Fashions Night Out
    Tad Bit Tipsy
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    That’s whatcha call a well framed uterus.

  10. Robert Redford Shia LaBeouf The Company You Keep Premiere Venice Film Festival
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    Laboooof

  11. Nicole Eggert Legs Daisy Dukes
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    Nicole “Cadbury Creme” Eggert

  12. Nicole Eggert Legs Daisy Dukes
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    I would get on that. And I’ll tell you why…

    memory is a powerful thing.

  13. Sean Connery US Open
    cc
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    Lishen, golf’s a good game, but there’s no Sharapovas in golf.

  14. Jay-Z Middle Finger
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    Why is it always called the South of France? Can’t we just say Southern France?

    I don’t call Georgia the South of America.

  15. Rita Rusic Bikini
    BigOkie
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    Meh… looks fleshy… and why should I know here again?

    At least she is smiling…

  16. Quinton Aarron Butsy Date VMAs Afterparty
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    I neither know, nor care who he is…but let’s get some more pics of the chick with the highly redundant flotation devices, I fear a water landing is immanent!

  17. Billy Joe Armstrong VMAs
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    Billy was all cool and edgy for the kids until someone reminded them that he has a fucking a Broadway musical.

  18. Pippa Middleton Legs Minidress
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    Shes going to find that in the US “nice ass” is a much higher bar than merry old England.

  19. Madonna Obama Written On Back
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Yay! If we’ve got the to point in the night where the grannies are up doing Madonna you don’t have long to wait for my Funky Chicken

  20. Kendra Wilkinson Ducklips Legs Short Shorts VMAs Afterparty
    dontkillthemessenger
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    So, do you hand her the cash or pull out your nuts first?

    Someone call Hef.

  21. Heidi Klum Nipples Cleavage See Through Dress
    Rob
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    I think they look perfect. unleash those things and you have a classic beautiful boobs. All these tennis balls strapped to womens chests are creating rediculous standards that are gross.

  22. Alec Baldwin, Hilaria Thomas US Open
    catapostrophe
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    That must have been one helluva lob.

  23. Pippa Middleton Legs Minidress
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    Actually, I don’t get it why everybody seems to despise her. She didn’t choose her fate. She seems like someone who is not superficial. She has, what seems like a fun personality. I think she has a cute face.I wish more people coming to America were like she appears to be and not like what I’ve witnessed.

    P.S. I would do her, and hope that this post has improved my chances. If you’re reading this Pippa, call me and let’s do lunch, or each other. Cheers!

  24. Rita Ora Cleavage
    cc
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    The Golden Globes already?

  25. Barbara Bush Jenna Hager Bush Martha Stewart US Open
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    Off frame is a 10″ cock that just flopped out of some tennis player’s shorts.

  26. Robert Redford Shia LaBeouf The Company You Keep Premiere Venice Film Festival
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    Bob will get your car and then Shia will take you to your table.

  27. Kat DeLuna Side Boob VMAs Afterparty
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    More like Skat DeLuna.

  28. Kat DeLuna Side Boob VMAs Afterparty
    Michelle
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    WTF is that?

    • Next....

      It’s called a bad bleach job from the 80′s. And the “cute” freckles are from the 40′s. Neither one is acceptable by todays standards.

      • lily

        and it looks like the bleach got splotched all over her face…talk about strange and uneven skin tone. not attractive!

  29. Nicole Eggert Legs Daisy Dukes
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    Richard Tyson looks terrible in drag.

  30. Pippa Middleton Legs Minidress
    catapostrophe
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    Later, the photographer behind her was surprised to learn he’d taken a picture of absolute nothingness.

  31. Alec Baldwin, Hilaria Thomas US Open
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    He just whispered to her that the prenup had a hidden “Anal piledriver” clause.

    • BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

      Looking at the picture that’s not nearly as big surprise as the head she’s going to get

  32. Deena Cortese Cleavage Legs Tight Minidress VMAs Afterparty
    Michelle
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    Is it just me or is anyone else wondering if they invited and “Icons” or “Idols” to this party?

  33. Kate Upton Cleavage Tight Dress Michael Kors Celebrates Fashions Night Out
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    Lovely…just lovely

  34. Alec Baldwin, Hilaria Thomas US Open
    cc
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    I guess being on the far left doesn’t preclude ‘banging young chicks’.

  35. Pippa Middleton Legs Minidress
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    What’s the deal with the Scott Disick, Kourtney Kardashian photobomb?

  36. Nicole Eggert Legs Daisy Dukes
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    Good luck getting that neck down to its original size.

  37. Kendra Wilkinson Ducklips Legs Short Shorts VMAs Afterparty
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    You don’t need to blow, it’s going to slide right off

  38. Robert Redford Shia LaBeouf The Company You Keep Premiere Venice Film Festival
    Mr. Poop
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    “See? See me standing here with Robert Redford? RESPECT ME”

  39. Kate Upton Cleavage Tight Dress Michael Kors Celebrates Fashions Night Out
    galt
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    Fuck her now because I don’t see her aging well…

  40. Kendra Wilkinson Ducklips Legs Short Shorts VMAs Afterparty
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    She’ not an idol or an icon, so she must be there for… the coke?

  41. Robert Redford Shia LaBeouf The Company You Keep Premiere Venice Film Festival
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    The best part that nobody in the background smugly looking down on the LaBoof despite top quality ass and millions in the bank. As God intended.

  42. Emily Blunt Butt Tight Dress
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    To put it Bluntly, very nice (I’m not above puns)

  43. Pippa Middleton Legs Minidress
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    A British 10 translates to a solid 6 in the USA.

  44. Kate Upton Cleavage Tight Dress Michael Kors Celebrates Fashions Night Out
    catapostrophe
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    Well, hel-LO, dummy!

  45. Jay-Z Middle Finger
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    Wow that middle aged man is so edgy!

  46. Rita Ora Cleavage
    LegMan
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    She looks very intellegent.

  47. Mariah Carey Tight See Through Dress Sunglasses
    cc
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    She’s been pilfering her wardrobe from Gina Lee

  48. Alec Baldwin, Hilaria Thomas US Open
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    #PUBLICANAL

  49. Rita Rusic Bikini
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    That’s a less to all you girls. When you swallow, you’ll look like this in your 50s too.

  50. Heidi Klum Nipples Cleavage See Through Dress
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    Her tits are yet another German atrocity.

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