The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.7.12

September 7th, 2012 // 547 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which hopefully you’ll check out as soon as you’re done telling Pink & Miley Cyrus to kill themselves because of their haircuts. Anyway, today we’ve got Kellan Lutz who knows there’s nothing sexier than giving your lady pink eye, a rarely seen side of Pippa Middleton, Dubya’s daughters not falling far from the moron tree, and finally, remember yesterday, when we all agreed Scarjo endorsing Obama was an awful idea?

Yeah, shit just got way worse,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Heidi Klum Nipples Cleavage See Through Dress
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    I’m craving pancakes for lunch for some reason…just two, each with a strawberry in the middle.

  2. Sean Connery US Open
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    “I believe…. a not-so-gentle slap upside the head can cure any problem you have with a woman…”

  3. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    If she was hoping the asymmetrical dress would balance out her lopsided boobs, she has it on backwards.

  4. Kellan Lutz Bloomingdales 59th Street Celebrates Fashions Night Out
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    2 words: man whore

  5. Madonna Obama Written On Back
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    I guess the democrats really DO like tripping over themselves at the last inches of a race…

  6. Barbara Bush Jenna Hager Bush Martha Stewart US Open
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    Pretty sure that’s supposed to be “Jenna Bush Hager.”

  7. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Legs Minidress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    So you’re telling me that in the past 18 months this woman, Jessica Simpson, and Hillary Duff were all pregnant?

    Yeah right.

  8. Madonna Obama Written On Back
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    Where did she tattooe “Barack”?
    -No one, ever…

  9. Sean Connery US Open
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    “the VIP pass was jammed into my brain by a particularly saucy lass as I was tweaking her nipple like thus”

  10. Rita Ora Cleavage
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    Hot breasts, coming through!

  11. Alec Baldwin, Hilaria Thomas US Open
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    “OMG is that how big of a douche I am????”

  12. Madonna Obama Written On Back
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    huh. I thought the undead usually voted republican.

  13. Heidi Klum Nipples Cleavage See Through Dress
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    She is Heidi Klum, definitely she is not Heidi Nips.

  14. Mariah Carey Tight See Through Dress Sunglasses
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    Not pictured: 100 black horses pulling on the strings to tighten that dress….

  15. Barbara Bush Jenna Hager Bush Martha Stewart US Open
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    One of these three women are masturbating, the other two are watching a very stimulating game of tennis.

  16. Sean Connery US Open
    Raoul
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    “No. No. The PENIS mightier …”

  17. Madonna Obama Written On Back
    SIN
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    Yet another reson to despise her.

  18. Alec Baldwin, Hilaria Thomas US Open
    Bonky
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    “Ok, the bet is if flight 225 comes in first I get anal, if flight 340 comes in first I have to go down on you. Come on 225, come on baby….”

  19. Kellan Lutz Bloomingdales 59th Street Celebrates Fashions Night Out
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    that’s not even close to how you spell “douchebag”

  20. Billy Joe Armstrong VMAs
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    It’s not 1994 anymore, jackoff. wash off the eye makeup and die in a fire.

  21. Vin Diesel
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    “That guy… That guy right there recognized me. Get him a copy of he Pacifier…”

  22. Sean Connery US Open
    joe
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    Suck it, Trebek.

  23. Barbara Bush Jenna Hager Bush Martha Stewart US Open
    Raoul
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    I’m guessing paying more for those new vibrating seats at the US Open was worth it.

  24. Billy Joe Armstrong VMAs
    SIN
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    curse of the black Microphone: Kim who is rushing down here?

  25. Gisele Bundchen Pregnant Belly Outie
    seriouslynow
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    It would appear that she has a large third breast located in the middle of her belly.

  26. Barbara Bush Jenna Hager Bush Martha Stewart US Open
    me
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    Barbara was always the smart one

  27. Quinton Aarron Butsy Date VMAs Afterparty
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    And they say stereotypes are wrong….

  28. Emily Blunt Butt Tight Dress
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    Very nice…

  29. Pippa Middleton Legs Minidress
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    the fuck out my country, bitch.

  30. Alec Baldwin, Hilaria Thomas US Open
    joe
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    Watching Ireland, the flying filthy pig.

  31. Barbara Bush Jenna Hager Bush Martha Stewart US Open
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    Yeah, whateva, those aren’t the bushes I want to see.

  32. Rita Ora Cleavage
    JC
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    More like Rita Orb, amirite?

  33. Heidi Klum Nipples Cleavage See Through Dress
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    Heidi’s apparently pleased with the security at this event.

  34. Gisele Bundchen Pregnant Belly Outie
    SIN
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    Nope. She is knocked up again.

  35. Nicole Eggert Legs Daisy Dukes
    Bonky
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    Hmmm… ok, let’s check back in another 30 days…

  36. Nicole Eggert Legs Daisy Dukes
    joe
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    She’s losing weight faster than Chestica.

  37. Deena Cortese Cleavage Legs Tight Minidress VMAs Afterparty
    isles
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    someone had some face work done..

  38. Madonna Obama Written On Back
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    As soon as she drops those pants were gonna all be wishing for hope and change.

  39. Jay-Z Middle Finger
    joe
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    I’ve got 99 problems, but giving a shit about this colossal douchebag ain’t one of them.

  40. Madonna Obama Written On Back
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    I guess when your current tour nets over $250 million, “stay the course” seems like a good idea.

  41. Kendra Wilkinson Ducklips Legs Short Shorts VMAs Afterparty
    joe
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    Thanks god herpes isn’t spread thru the air.

  42. Heidi Klum Nipples Cleavage See Through Dress
    cc
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    Have I mentioned how few Denny’s there are in Canada?

  43. Kellan Lutz Bloomingdales 59th Street Celebrates Fashions Night Out
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    Get your feet off the couch, shit head.

  44. Heidi Klum Nipples Cleavage See Through Dress
    Gin&Tonic
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    hi high heidi’s highbeams

  45. Robert Redford Shia LaBeouf The Company You Keep Premiere Venice Film Festival
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I don’t know if the guy in the back is upset because he thought he was going to be the biggest douche at the premiere or because Robert Redford didnt share whatever he smoked before the premiere.

  46. Rita Ora Cleavage
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    I can clearly see her talent.

  47. Kate Upton Cleavage Tight Dress Michael Kors Celebrates Fashions Night Out
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Presumably they gave her that microphone because she can speak, eroding my Upton fantasy considerably

  48. Madonna Obama Written On Back
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    Makes Clint’s lunatic ramblings seem not so bad.

  49. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Gin&Tonic
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    too skinny, never got the appeal of this girl, but I guess all the VS models are slowly whittling down into sticks. I miss the old days when lingerie models actually looked good in lingerie…

  50. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Legs Minidress
    cc
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    I’ve heard that one of the biggest disappointments in marriage is how infrequently your wife wears clothing like this. Then you get past that stage and are secretly thankful that they don’t.

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