The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.6.13

September 6th, 2013 // 362 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed or the words below Ireland Baldwin‘s butt. And since I’m now speaking exclusively to the FBI and/or Chris Hansen, I’d like to take a moment to express my dear appreciation for law enforcement of any kind, including defenseless obese security guards who aren’t even really security guards. Oh, I’m free to go? Phew. *walks outside, gets tackled by Constable dressed like a bush* While I explain the shovel and plastic sheeting in my trunk, enjoy Sean Connery at the U.S. Open (Just a hint here, but adding ‘sh’ to the end of the work ‘cock’ in some way is going to exponentially increase your chances for MIP consideration.), Justin Timberlake‘s fashion giving us a justifiable reason to hate him other than his music, movies, face, voice, getting to see Jessica Biel shower, ect., and Alyson Hannigan not understanding why this homeless person doesn’t just get a job. Seriously, how hard is it? She worked part-time through high school and college and got hired immediately by her dad’s friend who is an executive somewhere. Why don’t all of these historically subjugated and poverty-stricken people just do that?

Wait, Flute Vagina actually gave him money before that pic and isn’t your moron in-law on Facebook? Awkward,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Ed Harris Skinny Face John Leguizamo Cymbeline Set
    John Mason
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    I don’t quite shee how you cherish the memory of the dead by killing another million. And, thish ish not combat, it’sh an act of lunashy, General Shir. Pershonally, I think you’re a fucking idiot.

  2. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Spring Breakers Collage Instagram
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    That’s a great ass.

  3. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini
    Bond, James Bond
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    I can asshure you, my intentionsh are shtrictly honourable.

  4. Paul Walker Getting Abs Oiled Up Davidoff Cool Water Cologne Commercial Set
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    “You missed my pocket again, Mrs. Unger.”

  5. Chrissy Teigen Nipples See Through Dress Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
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    Beautiful woman.

  6. Duane Chapman Fat Tight Shirt Beth Chapman Big Eyes Set
    Schawn Connery
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    I don’t think there ish anything particularly wrong in hitting a woman, though I don’t recommend you do it the shame way that you hit a man.

  7. Alyson Hannigan Homeless Person Begging
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    I love you, Alyson.

  8. Nicki Minaj Butt Spandex Unitard Instagram
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    Dat ass! I want to get in there.

  9. Dave Chappelle Cigarette Hanging Out Of Mouth Holding Motorcycle Helmet
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    “The name’s Leonard Washington. Where am I from? A little place called none of your goddamned business”

  10. Commented on this photo:

    I have a “Charmed” dick for her. She’s always so fuckable.

  11. Kristen Johnston Bra See Through Shirt LAX
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    Dafuq?

  12. Justin Timberlake Saggy Skinny Jeans Untied High Tops Fedora Runner Runner Photocall
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    Damn it Justin. I actually like you. Don’t make me regret it by dressing like Beiber.

  13. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair The Today Show
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    Nice tits, Kelly.

  14. Jerry O'Connell Long Hair Skinny Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    I just know the woman behind him is picturing in her head how fat he was in Stand By Me.

  15. Sarah Jessica Parker Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
    Father Dougal
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    Anyone else notice how badly she’s aging? Ooops. I forgot this was a Sarah Jessica Parker post. Allow me to rephrase that: The old grey mare, she ain’t what she used to be.

  16. Ed Harris Skinny Face John Leguizamo Cymbeline Set
    Browny
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    Phone home

  17. Justin Timberlake Saggy Skinny Jeans Untied High Tops Fedora Runner Runner Photocall
    PinkyTuscadero
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    um, note to mr. timberlake- time for a style evolution. you are a grown man now. with a wife. no more fedoras. no more “whateva, whateva shoes.” http://www.vulture.com/2011/08/whateva_whateva_shoes_dan_levy.html. also you were such a dick to us when we sat in the front row of the atlanta concert in 2007 just because we couldn’t stop doing the dick-in-a-box motion. we were drunk, asshole. how else would we come to your concert? condescending to your audience. that is almost as bad a look as that tiny little chapeau on your big melon.

  18. Sarah Jessica Parker Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
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    Just out of shot there are a couple of Amish people attempting a carjacking with a lasso and a bag of oats.

  19. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
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    I thought this was from that ‘I Am Legend’ scene where Will Smith goes into the darkened building to find his dog, only to find a room of sleeping zombies standing upright in the corner.

  20. Sarah Jessica Parker Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
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    Her mane is so shiny.

  21. Justin Timberlake Saggy Skinny Jeans Untied High Tops Fedora Runner Runner Photocall
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    Time to lose the fucking hats, idiot.

  22. Kristen Johnston Bra See Through Shirt LAX
    cc
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    Hobo!

  23. Ed Harris Skinny Face John Leguizamo Cymbeline Set
    Makrel
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    I think I saw that guy with a bible once, singing “God is innnnn his holy temmmmmple”… then he kept trying to get at some creepy little blonde girl.

  24. Chrissy Teigen Nipples See Through Dress Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
    Martina
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    mm mm mm
    that is one super hot piece of ass

  25. Crystal Hefner Hugh Hefner Riding Scooters Disneyland
    Martina
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    Why is he wearing that douche hat?

  26. Nicki Minaj Butt Spandex Unitard Instagram
    martina
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    What a waste of bandwidth and oxygen.

  27. Sarah Jessica Parker Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
    martina
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    Kids, this is what happens when you abuse plastic surgery.

  28. Sarah Jessica Parker Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
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    Just shoot her and put us all out of our misery.

  29. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini
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    Nice move with the color-coordinated shoes.

  30. Kristen Johnston Bra See Through Shirt LAX
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    No. Fucking. Way. My 90′s erection just collapsed into tears.

  31. Duane Chapman Fat Tight Shirt Beth Chapman Big Eyes Set
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    Shouldn’t it be the set of “Big Thighs”?

  32. Sarah Jessica Parker Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
    heysamjo
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    Never forget, THIS was the hot Sanderson sister.

  33. Kate Upton Ill Fitting Bra
    heey
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    You don’t recognize her with clothes on. She has to press her boobs out of the garment, ”look, look”! ”They’re all covered up!”

  34. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
    whatever
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    This photo makes no sense, unless they are both looking inside one of their uterus, then it makes sense. Sharing a thought ”wonder if i’m/she’s pregnant…”

  35. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
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    Did they go hit a conjoined twin yard sale and bought some clothes ….still wtf

  36. Sean Connery US Open Orange Shirt
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    MEME MATERIAL

  37. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Long Hair Wig 39th Deauville American Film Festival
    Jentilly
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    Ah his nut tickler is growing in nicely!

  38. Justin Timberlake Saggy Skinny Jeans Untied High Tops Fedora Runner Runner Photocall
    Jentilly
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    When did the “I just shit my pants” become a look?

  39. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
    Jentilly
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    Look Ashley! Our baby is moving!

  40. Ed Harris Skinny Face John Leguizamo Cymbeline Set
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    is that the guy from Phantasm?? Iiiii’m old.

  41. Alyson Hannigan Homeless Person Begging
    Rabid1
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    Pleez Red! Help me get my clock back!

    OOhhh Flav!

  42. Kate Upton Ill Fitting Bra
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    Drooping lower and lower.

  43. Benedict Cumberbatch Suprised Look The Fifth Estate Press Conference TIFF
    Mista Snazzy
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    Ah yes, Sir Cumberbatch is demonstrating the elegant “Deer in the Headlights” technique. Good show sir, well played.

    Tell the troublesome American “actors” to try and top that!!!

  44. Sarah Jessica Parker Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
    some black dude
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    I didn’t read anyone’s comments because I just wanted to guess and have you tell me if I am right “horse this, horse that, horse, horse, horse, horse, horse, horse” am I right? ha ha ha ha OK I laughed now please stop, internet. Please….

  45. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair The Today Show
    pipslap420
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    Somebody went out and bought herself some new titties.

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