The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.6.13

September 6th, 2013 // 362 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed or the words below Ireland Baldwin‘s butt. And since I’m now speaking exclusively to the FBI and/or Chris Hansen, I’d like to take a moment to express my dear appreciation for law enforcement of any kind, including defenseless obese security guards who aren’t even really security guards. Oh, I’m free to go? Phew. *walks outside, gets tackled by Constable dressed like a bush* While I explain the shovel and plastic sheeting in my trunk, enjoy Sean Connery at the U.S. Open (Just a hint here, but adding ‘sh’ to the end of the work ‘cock’ in some way is going to exponentially increase your chances for MIP consideration.), Justin Timberlake‘s fashion giving us a justifiable reason to hate him other than his music, movies, face, voice, getting to see Jessica Biel shower, ect., and Alyson Hannigan not understanding why this homeless person doesn’t just get a job. Seriously, how hard is it? She worked part-time through high school and college and got hired immediately by her dad’s friend who is an executive somewhere. Why don’t all of these historically subjugated and poverty-stricken people just do that?

Wait, Flute Vagina actually gave him money before that pic and isn’t your moron in-law on Facebook? Awkward,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Nicki Minaj Butt Spandex Unitard Instagram
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    Plass.

  2. Benedict Cumberbatch Suprised Look The Fifth Estate Press Conference TIFF
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    He is not photogenic at all, but I would stab every last one of you with a sharpened tampon applicator just to be in the vicinity of his genitals.

    No word of a lie.

  3. Benedict Cumberbatch Suprised Look The Fifth Estate Press Conference TIFF
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    dammit.
    i went to the toronto in canada to go to the toronto int film fest.

  4. Kristen Johnston Bra See Through Shirt LAX
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    Love her long time.

  5. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
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    They’re so edgy and cool dressing like grandmothers.

  6. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
    Caroline
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    Oh shit! We forgot to go through puberty!

  7. Chrissy Teigen Nipples See Through Dress Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
    Shannon
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    She looks like the love child of Mila Kunis and Tia Carrere.

  8. Paul Walker Getting Abs Oiled Up Davidoff Cool Water Cologne Commercial Set
    tito
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    Gwen Stefani: “So THAT’s what tits feel like…”

  9. Dave Chappelle Cigarette Hanging Out Of Mouth Holding Motorcycle Helmet
    tito
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    Five million Daft Punk fans just started questioning everything they know.

  10. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini
    tito
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    I was a lot happier when I thought that was Julia Louis-Dreyfuss.

  11. Chrissy Teigen Nipples See Through Dress Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
    bagofdirt
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    Khloe Kardashian has really dropped some weight!

  12. Dave Chappelle Cigarette Hanging Out Of Mouth Holding Motorcycle Helmet
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    You know you’re filthy fuckin rich when you can leave the house with only one key.

  13. Benedict Cumberbatch Suprised Look The Fifth Estate Press Conference TIFF
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    If you rearrange the letters of his name, you get Vanilla White Bread

  14. Kristen Johnston Bra See Through Shirt LAX
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    Nana???

  15. Ed Harris Skinny Face John Leguizamo Cymbeline Set
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    http://www.tasteofcinema.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Kane-in-Poltergeist-II.jpg

    “You’re all gonna die in there! All of you! You are gonna die!”

  16. Valeria Golino Nipples See Through Shirt
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    Gillian Anderson looks like shit.
    But her nipples are exquisite.

  17. Sarah Jessica Parker Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
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    A horse with a ponytail. Now I’ve seen everything

  18. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Spring Breakers Collage Instagram
    Twingal
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    Is it bad that I was more excited to see the pugs?

  19. Justin Timberlake Saggy Skinny Jeans Untied High Tops Fedora Runner Runner Photocall
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    WTF? Worth how many millions and ends up looking like complete shit? What a fucking loser.

  20. Justin Timberlake Saggy Skinny Jeans Untied High Tops Fedora Runner Runner Photocall
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    “Don’t mind me, I am just going to pee right over here in the corner”

  21. Justin Timberlake Saggy Skinny Jeans Untied High Tops Fedora Runner Runner Photocall
    Rick
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    I’m gonna tuck my pants inside…pants inside….pants inside…

  22. Sean Connery US Open Orange Shirt
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    “Curse you, Trebek!”

  23. Kelly Rowland Cleavage X Factor Season Three Premiere Party
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    Always was the hottest. Still never understood why Beyonce was always considered the hottest one?

  24. Crystal Hefner Hugh Hefner Riding Scooters Disneyland
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    Happy loving couples make it look so easy,
    Happy loving couples always talk to kind…

  25. Duane Chapman Fat Tight Shirt Beth Chapman Big Eyes Set
    renzomatic
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    If you look closely Deadmaus is hiding under her moomoo.

  26. Kate Upton Ill Fitting Bra
    Mike
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    I hope she doesn’t get too fat. There’s reasonably sized, and then there’s Terry Clifford.

  27. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Spring Breakers Collage Instagram
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    A prehensile tail tuck. Suddenly I’m interested.

  28. Sean Connery US Open Orange Shirt
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    I pose a riddle to you Trebek, a conundrum if you will…
    what’s the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?
    One’s a sick duck, and I forget the rest, but your mother’s a whore.
    AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

  29. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Long Hair Wig 39th Deauville American Film Festival
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    Okay, which beard is least believable,
    Kelly Preston?
    Or this photo of “My Very First Beard”™ from Hasbro?

  30. Benedict Cumberbatch Suprised Look The Fifth Estate Press Conference TIFF
    Jenn
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    He’s got a sexy voice. I can close my eyes.

  31. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
    Jenn
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    I cut off her head, see it’s here, in my inside pocket.
    OMG that’s horrible, you’ve ruined that coat!

  32. Paul Walker Getting Abs Oiled Up Davidoff Cool Water Cologne Commercial Set
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    “How long have you guys been on the crew?”
    “What crew?”

  33. Ed Harris Skinny Face John Leguizamo Cymbeline Set
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    “Excellent.”

  34. Jerry O'Connell Long Hair Skinny Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    That’s the best looking Mr. Chin’s delivery boy I’ve ever seen.

  35. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Spring Breakers Collage Instagram
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    I believe this picture is a counterfeit Picasso still life. There’s just no way it can be real.

  36. Sean Connery US Open Orange Shirt
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    “KILL THE UMP!”

  37. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Long Hair Wig 39th Deauville American Film Festival
    oldfool
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    You’re supposed to wipe your chin after tossing a Cholo’s salad.

  38. Crystal Hefner Hugh Hefner Riding Scooters Disneyland
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    Looks like there is a whole convoy of those scooter dealies. It’s the Geriatric Angels…

    • As I understand it, Disneyland has a rule where people in wheelchairs get to skip the lines. Apparently, many families game the system by hiring a disabled person to join them for the day, or just renting a wheelchair and pretending. Not sure if this rule applies to Lark scooters, but I thought I’d put this out there.

  39. Alyson Hannigan Homeless Person Begging
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    “I don’t have any change, but I guess I could give you a blowjob…”

  40. Nicki Minaj Butt Spandex Unitard Instagram
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    If she would just turn another quarter turn clockwise, you’d be able to see Madagascar.

  41. Sarah Jessica Parker Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
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    Where are her eyes?

  42. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
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    “That’s fucking weird…all this time I thought YOU were the boy!”

  43. Sarah Jessica Parker Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
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    Jesus Christ, Sarah, stop horsing around!

  44. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini
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    Claudia Romani is my muse. I’ll be right back, after I write a novel.

  45. Sarah Jessica Parker Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
    Creeping Charlie
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    “When I said we needed some high horsepower guests, I didn’t expect it to be taken literally!” – Lexus Exec

  46. Justin Timberlake Saggy Skinny Jeans Untied High Tops Fedora Runner Runner Photocall
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    oh i get it.
    so hes some kind of clown- is that it?

  47. Michael Fassbender Signing Autographs
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    Mneh, as fetishes go, wallet-biting is pretty vanilla.

  48. Paul Walker Getting Abs Oiled Up Davidoff Cool Water Cologne Commercial Set
    Schawn Connery
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    When did Gwen Schtefani schtart schlumming it?

  49. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
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    the belt.
    i had to loosen it.
    im so sorry.
    it will never be the same. i have sealed its fate.

  50. Chrissy Teigen Nipples See Through Dress Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
    Schawn Connery
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    What’sh that old shaying again? “Oriental woman, Ashian rug?” I can’t quite recall, but, TITSH!

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