The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.6.13

September 6th, 2013 // 362 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed or the words below Ireland Baldwin‘s butt. And since I’m now speaking exclusively to the FBI and/or Chris Hansen, I’d like to take a moment to express my dear appreciation for law enforcement of any kind, including defenseless obese security guards who aren’t even really security guards. Oh, I’m free to go? Phew. *walks outside, gets tackled by Constable dressed like a bush* While I explain the shovel and plastic sheeting in my trunk, enjoy Sean Connery at the U.S. Open (Just a hint here, but adding ‘sh’ to the end of the work ‘cock’ in some way is going to exponentially increase your chances for MIP consideration.), Justin Timberlake‘s fashion giving us a justifiable reason to hate him other than his music, movies, face, voice, getting to see Jessica Biel shower, ect., and Alyson Hannigan not understanding why this homeless person doesn’t just get a job. Seriously, how hard is it? She worked part-time through high school and college and got hired immediately by her dad’s friend who is an executive somewhere. Why don’t all of these historically subjugated and poverty-stricken people just do that?

Wait, Flute Vagina actually gave him money before that pic and isn’t your moron in-law on Facebook? Awkward,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Nicki Minaj Butt Spandex Unitard Instagram
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    She looks like a snake that just swallowed a kangaroo. Cool.

  2. Paul Walker Getting Abs Oiled Up Davidoff Cool Water Cologne Commercial Set
    The Viscount of Vyvanse
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    People still wear that Cool Water shit?

  3. Benedict Cumberbatch Suprised Look The Fifth Estate Press Conference TIFF
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    “Why yes, I am indeed People magazine’s Fugliest Man Alive. Good day, sir!”

  4. Nicki Minaj Butt Spandex Unitard Instagram
    fred
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    She looks like a snake that just swallowed a kangaroo. Cool.

  5. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Spring Breakers Collage Instagram
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    Looks as if she has too much time on her hands.

  6. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Long Hair Wig 39th Deauville American Film Festival
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    Enough with the photo-shopped images, Ireland. The pug with Mexican wrestler head was funny, but this is just unsettling.

  7. Sean Connery US Open Orange Shirt
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    Hurry up with the Irn Bru – we’re losing him.

  8. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Long Hair Wig 39th Deauville American Film Festival
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    Oh, he went to the 39th Douchville American Film Festival? I assume he won something.

  9. Duane Chapman Fat Tight Shirt Beth Chapman Big Eyes Set
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    Look at these pretty folks. Just look at ‘em.

  10. Sean Connery US Open Orange Shirt
    Voice of Reisling
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    Get off of my artificial lawn!!

  11. Duane Chapman Fat Tight Shirt Beth Chapman Big Eyes Set
    fred
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    Love that Dog. He’s a man’s man.

    So is the one on the right.

  12. Ed Harris Skinny Face John Leguizamo Cymbeline Set
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    Jesus Christ – I thought that was Prince Philip.

  13. Alyson Hannigan Homeless Person Begging
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    He must be freezing to death in the 85 degree weather.

  14. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Long Hair Wig 39th Deauville American Film Festival
    Voice of Reisling
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    He and Nic Cage are re-teaming for the summer blockbuster PIECE/OFF!

  15. Dave Chappelle Cigarette Hanging Out Of Mouth Holding Motorcycle Helmet
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    Hahaha, white helmet! Sell out!

  16. Paul Walker Getting Abs Oiled Up Davidoff Cool Water Cologne Commercial Set
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    No Gwen, that’s not where babies come from. Lower.

  17. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
    fred
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    “Hey Ashley, check this out. We have so much money, I bought a dick. Pretty awesome, right?”

  18. Benedict Cumberbatch Suprised Look The Fifth Estate Press Conference TIFF
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    “Mr. Cumberbach if you could beam all the way to Qo’nos than why didn’t you just beam into the room where the fleet captains were meeting to gun them down?”

  19. Kelly Rowland Cleavage X Factor Season Three Premiere Party
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    I’d Oreo the shit out of that rack.

  20. Michael Fassbender Signing Autographs
    Voice of Reisling
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    Even though autographs brought on the worst epileptic seizures he’d ever known, Fassbender pressed onward, never wanting to disappoint any fan, anywhere.

  21. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair The Today Show
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    What a cutie! (do I even have to add the “said by nobody ever”?)

  22. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair The Today Show
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    Glammed up troll doll.

  23. Ed Harris Skinny Face John Leguizamo Cymbeline Set
    Voice of Reisling
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    Tom Cruise in 240 years.

    All hail Xenu!

  24. Sarah Jessica Parker Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
    fred
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    “Sarah Jessica Parker at the unveiling of the new low emission Lexus horse drawn carriage. She is also the spokesperson.”

  25. Benedict Cumberbatch Suprised Look The Fifth Estate Press Conference TIFF
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    I KNEW there was a portal to France in Toronto.
    Sadly not many use it as it’s up Rob Fords ass.
    This would explain Mr. Cucumber’s small pupils and facial expression.

  26. Jerry O'Connell Long Hair Skinny Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Voice of Reisling
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    BRENDAN FRASER IS ALWAYS WATCHING.

  27. Paul Walker Getting Abs Oiled Up Davidoff Cool Water Cologne Commercial Set
    SER
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    Quick! Name two things that were popular in the 90s but now kinda stink!

  28. Sean Connery US Open Orange Shirt
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    Dinsdale!!!

  29. Ed Harris Skinny Face John Leguizamo Cymbeline Set
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    Obama / Putin Syria roadtrip 2013.

  30. Sean Connery US Open Orange Shirt
    The Pope
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    “Mehsh.”

  31. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
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    The girls from The Shining are all grown up now.

  32. Sarah Jessica Parker Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
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    I’m not one to judge, but is a “pony tail” really the best hairstyle choice? Do you want them to keep making horse jokes Sarah?

  33. Jerry O'Connell Long Hair Skinny Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Delivering take out.

  34. Duane Chapman Fat Tight Shirt Beth Chapman Big Eyes Set
    crb
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    ‘MURRICAH, F**K YEAH!

  35. Benedict Cumberbatch Suprised Look The Fifth Estate Press Conference TIFF
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    So if this guy starts going out with Blanda Eggenschwiler, would they be Blanadict or Eggenbatch?

  36. Kelly Rowland Cleavage X Factor Season Three Premiere Party
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    Cute, sweet and sexy all rolled up into one person!!

  37. Justin Timberlake Saggy Skinny Jeans Untied High Tops Fedora Runner Runner Photocall
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    Looks like a taller version of Peter Dinklage.

  38. Duane Chapman Fat Tight Shirt Beth Chapman Big Eyes Set
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    It would be more accurate if the film was called “Big Asses”.

  39. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair The Today Show
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    Off to do a spot of welding.

  40. Sarah Jessica Parker Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
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    Mrs. Edward Scissorhands. see what I did there.

  41. Michael Fassbender Signing Autographs
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    That’s one brazen pickpocket.

  42. Sarah Jessica Parker Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
    crb
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    Is she dressed that way because she’s waiting for her Black Stallion?

  43. Sarah Jessica Parker Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
    crb
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    With so much black in the photo, it’s starting to feel like a nightmare.

  44. Sarah Jessica Parker Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
    crb
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    Pretty soon, she’ll be so old she’ll call 911 and say, “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”

  45. Jerry O'Connell Long Hair Skinny Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Girl is missing a tie sized piece of her skirt.

  46. Sarah Jessica Parker Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
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    At least we cannot see her hands.

  47. Nicki Minaj Butt Spandex Unitard Instagram
    CK
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    That’s one fugly instagram filter.

  48. Crystal Hefner Hugh Hefner Riding Scooters Disneyland
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    “I’m wearing one, and I just did.”

  49. Sean Connery US Open Orange Shirt
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    Photobombed by the original Fergie.

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