The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.6.13

September 6th, 2013 // 362 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed or the words below Ireland Baldwin‘s butt. And since I’m now speaking exclusively to the FBI and/or Chris Hansen, I’d like to take a moment to express my dear appreciation for law enforcement of any kind, including defenseless obese security guards who aren’t even really security guards. Oh, I’m free to go? Phew. *walks outside, gets tackled by Constable dressed like a bush* While I explain the shovel and plastic sheeting in my trunk, enjoy Sean Connery at the U.S. Open (Just a hint here, but adding ‘sh’ to the end of the work ‘cock’ in some way is going to exponentially increase your chances for MIP consideration.), Justin Timberlake‘s fashion giving us a justifiable reason to hate him other than his music, movies, face, voice, getting to see Jessica Biel shower, ect., and Alyson Hannigan not understanding why this homeless person doesn’t just get a job. Seriously, how hard is it? She worked part-time through high school and college and got hired immediately by her dad’s friend who is an executive somewhere. Why don’t all of these historically subjugated and poverty-stricken people just do that?

Wait, Flute Vagina actually gave him money before that pic and isn’t your moron in-law on Facebook? Awkward,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Valeria Golino Nipples See Through Shirt
    IronGirl
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    Fashion advice to all 40+ women: don’t waste a ton of money on botox and facelifts because nipples are nipples, no matter the age.

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    Pretty good for 40.Has not succumb shiity surgery or botox. Plus we get a leg shoot and almost a foot for Tarantino in the background.

  3. Sean Connery US Open Orange Shirt
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    “Gawsh thish shirt ish hideoush “

  4. Duane Chapman Fat Tight Shirt Beth Chapman Big Eyes Set
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    “Dog the Mullet Hunter” and wife “The Buffet Hunter.”

  5. Paul Walker Getting Abs Oiled Up Davidoff Cool Water Cologne Commercial Set
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    “I’m going to keep applying lotion lower until you tell me to stop.”
    “Stop…STOP!”
    “Can’t hear you, I’m deaf!”

  6. Benedict Cumberbatch Suprised Look The Fifth Estate Press Conference TIFF
    Paully Boston Baby!
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    Wow, Bill Nye The Science Guy is really taking this whole DWTS thing seriously. He got his hair went a little Bruce Jenner on his grill. Looking good Bye guy!

  7. Benedict Cumberbatch Suprised Look The Fifth Estate Press Conference TIFF
    Paully Boston Baby!
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    Wow, Bill Nye The Science Guy is really taking this whole DWTS thing seriously. He got his hair did, and it looks like he went a little Bruce Jenner on his grill. Looking good Nye guy!

  8. Justin Timberlake Saggy Skinny Jeans Untied High Tops Fedora Runner Runner Photocall
    Cock Dr
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    His popularity continues to puzzle me.

  9. Duane Chapman Fat Tight Shirt Beth Chapman Big Eyes Set
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    Everyone thank Photo Boy. He’s managed to cram an entire vacation to Florida into one photo at no cost to you.

  10. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
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    Children of the Corn, telepathy is normal.

  11. Michael Fassbender Signing Autographs
    Grace
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    Oh, to be that wallet…

  12. Benedict Cumberbatch Suprised Look The Fifth Estate Press Conference TIFF
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    “Does anyone have questions not related to Sherlock, Star Trek or Star Wars…No?… Then send the hookers to my room and I wish you all a good day!”

  13. Sarah Jessica Parker Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
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    I haven’t seen the Dark Crystal in ages.

  14. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
    Paully Boston Baby!
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    Hey Ashley, does that one grain of rice I just ate make me look fat?

  15. Justin Timberlake Saggy Skinny Jeans Untied High Tops Fedora Runner Runner Photocall
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    Aw poor Justin. Now he has to go home and have sex with Jessica Biel.

  16. Duane Chapman Fat Tight Shirt Beth Chapman Big Eyes Set
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    “Dog, Why is everyone callin’ me Honey Boo Boo?”

  17. Duane Chapman Fat Tight Shirt Beth Chapman Big Eyes Set
    Cock Dr
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    We have a winner for the weekly “Whose got the biggest mammaries?” blog sighting.
    And Dog has nothing to be ashamed of with his 4th place showing. Well done Dog.

  18. Crystal Hefner Hugh Hefner Riding Scooters Disneyland
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    I actually designed the shirt Hef is wearing back in the ’90s. It’s the biggest selling merchandise print Playboy has ever sold and I got $500 and a promise of more if it did well. Shirts, bathing suits, pillows, shower curtains, and on and on…Never got another dime.

  19. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair The Today Show
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    Somewhere in the background is a stalker boyfriend keeping an eye on his meal ticket just in case she is hooking up with another unwashed man in skinny jeans.

  20. Michael Fassbender Signing Autographs
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    “Sign my picture!”
    “No, Sign my picture!”
    “Taste my wallet!”

  21. Ed Harris Skinny Face John Leguizamo Cymbeline Set
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    “Something…Something… Darkside!”

  22. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Spring Breakers Collage Instagram
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    Have I mentioned that I weep for the future? I weep for the future.

  23. Crystal Hefner Hugh Hefner Riding Scooters Disneyland
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    Have I mentioned that I weep for the past? I weep for the past.

  24. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Long Hair Wig 39th Deauville American Film Festival
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    Man, Dave from the Imagination Movers isn’t looking so good.

  25. Jerry O'Connell Long Hair Skinny Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Jerry sadly realizes his bikini inspector badge holds little value away from the beach.

  26. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Long Hair Wig 39th Deauville American Film Festival
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    Another week, another hairline.

  27. Alyson Hannigan Homeless Person Begging
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    He asked her to play “As Time Goes By” on the flute.

  28. Kate Upton Ill Fitting Bra
    Cock Dr
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    Did we just catch a grandmaw checking out the Upton’s backside?

  29. Nicki Minaj Butt Spandex Unitard Instagram
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    There are two giant asses in this picture.

  30. Benedict Cumberbatch Suprised Look The Fifth Estate Press Conference TIFF
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    Unfortunate name to match an unfortunate face.

  31. Kristen Johnston Bra See Through Shirt LAX
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    ‘Do Not Re-Entry’

    Sound advice.

  32. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
    Cock Dr
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    We’re safe just as long as we don’t look directly into the eyes.

  33. Jerry O'Connell Long Hair Skinny Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    They’re making a Phoenix Wright movie now?

  34. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
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    This is exactly how I imagined their sex tape would start off.

  35. Crystal Hefner Hugh Hefner Riding Scooters Disneyland
    Cuddles
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    Have we confirmed that Hef is actually alive. I foresee a lot of Weekend at Bernie’s shenanigans with Crystal hoping to stay relevant.

  36. Sean Connery US Open Orange Shirt
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    Scottish farts its the new pine scent.

  37. Justin Timberlake Saggy Skinny Jeans Untied High Tops Fedora Runner Runner Photocall
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    If I dressed like that I would try to hide my face as well.

  38. Crystal Hefner Hugh Hefner Riding Scooters Disneyland
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    Theres not enough viagra in world to get that old geezer twizzler in the air.

  39. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Long Hair Wig 39th Deauville American Film Festival
    phantom duck
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    Hello, I’m John Travolta and this is my doll hair…

  40. Sean Connery US Open Orange Shirt
    crb
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    “I had nothing to do with that poshse of fat thugsh following me around,

    AND NO I DID NOT WAKE UP NEXSHT TO THE BURGER KING!”

  41. Sean Connery US Open Orange Shirt
    fred
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    Pic was snapped just as Mr. Connery realized that (a) this was not the line to get his meds and (b) Englebert Humperdink would not be performing today.

  42. Crystal Hefner Hugh Hefner Riding Scooters Disneyland
    crb
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    My kingdom for a Grumpy Cat Photobomb in the basket of Hef’s scooter.

  43. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
    ruckus
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    Come play with us Danny. Forever and ever and ever.

  44. Kate Upton Ill Fitting Bra
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    I guess that neck is going to even out after after a batch of deep fried butter dipped in cupcakes.

  45. Jerry O'Connell Long Hair Skinny Jimmy Kimmel Live
    ruckus
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    Head Boy and Girl of Hufflepuff.

  46. Alyson Hannigan Homeless Person Begging
    crb
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    “Hahaha, do I even LOOK like Brigitte Nielsen? You need a new pair of hobo-glasses, sir! Good Day!!!”

  47. Sarah Jessica Parker Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
    ruckus
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA Matthew Broderick fucks her!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

  48. Sean Connery US Open Orange Shirt
    The Viscount of Vyvanse
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    Four hours and one minute ago, he took a Cialis.

  49. Sarah Jessica Parker Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
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    I guess a baseball bat across that face wouldn’t improve it, would it?

  50. Alyson Hannigan Homeless Person Begging
    The Viscount of Vyvanse
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    “I’m sorry, but for the last time, I CANNOT tell you who the mother is.”

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