The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.6.13

September 6th, 2013 // 362 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed or the words below Ireland Baldwin‘s butt. And since I’m now speaking exclusively to the FBI and/or Chris Hansen, I’d like to take a moment to express my dear appreciation for law enforcement of any kind, including defenseless obese security guards who aren’t even really security guards. Oh, I’m free to go? Phew. *walks outside, gets tackled by Constable dressed like a bush* While I explain the shovel and plastic sheeting in my trunk, enjoy Sean Connery at the U.S. Open (Just a hint here, but adding ‘sh’ to the end of the work ‘cock’ in some way is going to exponentially increase your chances for MIP consideration.), Justin Timberlake‘s fashion giving us a justifiable reason to hate him other than his music, movies, face, voice, getting to see Jessica Biel shower, ect., and Alyson Hannigan not understanding why this homeless person doesn’t just get a job. Seriously, how hard is it? She worked part-time through high school and college and got hired immediately by her dad’s friend who is an executive somewhere. Why don’t all of these historically subjugated and poverty-stricken people just do that?

Wait, Flute Vagina actually gave him money before that pic and isn’t your moron in-law on Facebook? Awkward,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Justin Timberlake Saggy Skinny Jeans Untied High Tops Fedora Runner Runner Photocall
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    Whose clothes is he wearing ?

  2. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
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    “You’ll be OK, that’s just what happens when you eat solid food. I warned you.”

  3. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
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    “Oh my God, I can’t believe you’re pregnant! You are going to get sooo fat!”

  4. Benedict Cumberbatch Suprised Look The Fifth Estate Press Conference TIFF
    Dave Ireland
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    “…the 2013 Toronto International Film Festival in Deauville, France”. Strange place to hold the Toronto Film Festival, but nobody reads this site for its fact-checking. Mostly just for boobs.

  5. Duane Chapman Fat Tight Shirt Beth Chapman Big Eyes Set
    Pilin
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    Dog & Hog.

  6. Valeria Golino Nipples See Through Shirt
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    She’s aged well, but she looks like she’s about to burst into tears. It’s like I’m seeing her in person!

  7. Kelly Rowland Cleavage X Factor Season Three Premiere Party
    ksmack
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    Whoever did her boobs, i want their number.

  8. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Spring Breakers Collage Instagram
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    Photoshopped. The shadows aren’t right.

  9. Sarah Jessica Parker Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
    angerinside
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    She’s like a horse that can turn you to stone with her eyes.

  10. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Spring Breakers Collage Instagram
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    That’s Coco’s big ass, right?

  11. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Spring Breakers Collage Instagram
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    i love this girl.

  12. Crystal Hefner Hugh Hefner Riding Scooters Disneyland
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    Is she the little buddy to his skipper?

  13. Ed Harris Skinny Face John Leguizamo Cymbeline Set
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    “I trust you slept well, Mr. Harker. You will write those letters for me now!”

  14. Alyson Hannigan Homeless Person Begging
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    Looking at the outfits can’t tell which one is homeless.

  15. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Long Hair Wig 39th Deauville American Film Festival
    bewbs
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    He had his make up artist HDR Tone his face

  16. Kate Upton Ill Fitting Bra
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    “Her roommate didn’t say anything, but it was easy to see that she did not appreciate Kate borrowing her clothes again.”

  17. Ed Harris Skinny Face John Leguizamo Cymbeline Set
    Chris
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    “Patience, my friend. In time, he will seek *you* out, and when he does, you must bring him before me. He has grown strong. Only together can we turn him to the Dark Side of the Force.”

  18. Duane Chapman Fat Tight Shirt Beth Chapman Big Eyes Set
    bewbs
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    When he says he loves Beth’s big brown eyes, he’s clearly talking about her nips

  19. Sarah Jessica Parker Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
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    that is a face only a jockey could love.

  20. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Spring Breakers Collage Instagram
    The Winchester
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    LOOK AT MY SHE… wait, is Alec around? No?

    Ok, good. LOOK AT MY SHEEEIT!!!

  21. Paul Walker Getting Abs Oiled Up Davidoff Cool Water Cologne Commercial Set
    JC
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    “I know, it’s crazy, right? Who knew they’d pre-pay me for 17 Fast & Furious movies?”

  22. Nicki Minaj Butt Spandex Unitard Instagram
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    I, for one will be skipping “Shrek V”

  23. Dave Chappelle Cigarette Hanging Out Of Mouth Holding Motorcycle Helmet
    JC
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    If I’d been there, I would have run up and yelled, “I’m Rick James’ motorcycle helmet, bitch!” just to see if he’d sit down on the curb and do nothing for an hour.

  24. Crystal Hefner Hugh Hefner Riding Scooters Disneyland
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    no no no…don’t show us this shit.

  25. JC
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    I have a friend who often proclaims how much hotter she was in “Who’s the Boss?” Then Chris Hanson usually appears beside us, as if by magic.

  26. Kristen Johnston Bra See Through Shirt LAX
    JC
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    At first glance, I was sure it was Courtney Love.

  27. Kelly Rowland Cleavage X Factor Season Three Premiere Party
    Frank Burns
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    Boobs looking a bit fake, but still, sex sex sex sex . . .

  28. Ed Harris Skinny Face John Leguizamo Cymbeline Set
    Canudigit
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    Wow……Mr. Burns is actually smiling – he must have just released the hounds.

  29. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
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    It is time. We made our deal, he gave us our fame. And now.. now.. we must keep our side of the bargain. Beelzeebub’s seed grows strong inside you sister…

  30. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
    JC
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    “Do you have extra Ambien in your purse?”

    “Yes. Who’s the target?”

  31. Benedict Cumberbatch Suprised Look The Fifth Estate Press Conference TIFF
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    I like that you just made up a name for this guy based on how he looks.

  32. Jerry O'Connell Long Hair Skinny Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Every year, Jerry O’Connell grows his hair out so he can donate it to the obscure charity “Locks for Cage”.

  33. Justin Timberlake Saggy Skinny Jeans Untied High Tops Fedora Runner Runner Photocall
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    He looks like the long lost grandson of String Bean. (look it up)

  34. Duane Chapman Fat Tight Shirt Beth Chapman Big Eyes Set
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    A whole room full of Imagineers® at Disneyland couldn’t make this shit up.

  35. Sarah Jessica Parker Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
    Canudigit
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    Now Persius, now!

  36. Kate Upton Ill Fitting Bra
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    Good morning fatty.

    • I’m assuming you have never had a GF and masturbate to photoshopped models in lingerie catalogues?

      • It was an ironic joke with the premise being that people all over the internet keep saying that she’s overweight. In this photo she looks not overweight at all…hence the humor of the comment on this very sarcastic website that you must be new to. I’ve never needed to masturbate to photoshopped models in lingerie catalogs…the real thing works better.

  37. Sarah Jessica Parker Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
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    It sure is a disrupted fashion event. Lexus is hosting and Mustang crashed the party.

  38. Crystal Hefner Hugh Hefner Riding Scooters Disneyland
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    “You know what, I just decided it’s better to burn out than to fade away!”
    *Hits the throttle*

  39. Sarah Jessica Parker Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
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    Is she looking more like Lyle Lovett every year?

  40. Justin Timberlake Saggy Skinny Jeans Untied High Tops Fedora Runner Runner Photocall
    Frank Burns
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    Hobo Couture is all the rage amongst Hollywood fashionistas! Pair it with makeup inspired by the Syrian chemical weapons attacks, and you’ll be the hit of every party in Tinseltown!

  41. Sean Connery US Open Orange Shirt
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    The match was so intense, he almost shit himself…Almost.

  42. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
    Smapdi
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    As their Gemini telepathy has faded over the years, the twins must now communicate their thoughts by touching foreheads.

  43. Crystal Hefner Hugh Hefner Riding Scooters Disneyland
    caley
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    The Skipper: The Declining Years. Not seen: Gilligan in an Iron Lung.

  44. Crystal Hefner Hugh Hefner Riding Scooters Disneyland
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    “Disneyland my ass… I know this is Walmart!”

  45. Ed Harris Skinny Face John Leguizamo Cymbeline Set
    caley
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    Ed Harris as Ron Howard in Not-So-Happy-Days.

  46. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Long Hair Wig 39th Deauville American Film Festival
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    He can’t wait for all of this to be over so he can have a nice Masseur…er I mean I mean massage.

  47. Nicki Minaj Butt Spandex Unitard Instagram
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    The female ass is a wonderful thing BUT there are exceptions…….

  48. Kelly Rowland Cleavage X Factor Season Three Premiere Party
    IronGirl
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    Not sure whether Kelly Rowland comments accidentally appeared under Dog the Bounty Hunter or vice versa…

  49. Benedict Cumberbatch Suprised Look The Fifth Estate Press Conference TIFF
    Cock Dr
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    It may not be that attractive but it is interesting…..and neatly garbed too. That’s a rarity for the males on TCWM.

  50. Alyson Hannigan Homeless Person Begging
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    “Please…Spare some change or change that outfit!”
    “Ha!…Your poverty makes me laugh!”

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