The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.6.13

September 6th, 2013 // 362 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed or the words below Ireland Baldwin‘s butt. And since I’m now speaking exclusively to the FBI and/or Chris Hansen, I’d like to take a moment to express my dear appreciation for law enforcement of any kind, including defenseless obese security guards who aren’t even really security guards. Oh, I’m free to go? Phew. *walks outside, gets tackled by Constable dressed like a bush* While I explain the shovel and plastic sheeting in my trunk, enjoy Sean Connery at the U.S. Open (Just a hint here, but adding ‘sh’ to the end of the work ‘cock’ in some way is going to exponentially increase your chances for MIP consideration.), Justin Timberlake‘s fashion giving us a justifiable reason to hate him other than his music, movies, face, voice, getting to see Jessica Biel shower, ect., and Alyson Hannigan not understanding why this homeless person doesn’t just get a job. Seriously, how hard is it? She worked part-time through high school and college and got hired immediately by her dad’s friend who is an executive somewhere. Why don’t all of these historically subjugated and poverty-stricken people just do that?

Wait, Flute Vagina actually gave him money before that pic and isn’t your moron in-law on Facebook? Awkward,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kristen Johnston Bra See Through Shirt LAX
    joe
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    It’s becoming painfully obvious that Sally *really* didn’t want to be a woman.

  2. Crystal Hefner Hugh Hefner Riding Scooters Disneyland
    Joey JoJo
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    Haha let’s all ride scooters! Not because one of us needs to, but because it’s fun. It’s like a ride between rides.

  3. Justin Timberlake Saggy Skinny Jeans Untied High Tops Fedora Runner Runner Photocall
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    How’s he going to run anywhere in those pants? And with his shoes untied?

  4. Sean Connery US Open Orange Shirt
    JK
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    Suck it Trebek!

  5. Valeria Golino Nipples See Through Shirt
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    Still waiting for Topper Harley.

  6. Sarah Jessica Parker Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
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  7. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Spring Breakers Collage Instagram
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    Is this her actual ass?? yum

  8. Chrissy Teigen Nipples See Through Dress Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
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    This girl is SLAMMING hot

  9. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
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    The first words that popped into my head when I saw this pic were Suicide Pact.

  10. Crystal Hefner Hugh Hefner Riding Scooters Disneyland
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    The exact moment Crystal Hefner questioned everything she’s done to this point in her life.

  11. Alyson Hannigan Homeless Person Begging
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    Why is Flavor Flav harrasing that poor girl?

  12. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Long Hair Wig 39th Deauville American Film Festival
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    He carries a baby gerbil on his chin, JUST in case.

  13. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini Spring Breakers Collage Instagram
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    Instagram filters are getting really weird

  14. Ed Harris Skinny Face John Leguizamo Cymbeline Set
    DoubleD
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    If they ever bring Tails from the Crypt back… Just saying.

  15. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini
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    Nice!

    Hopefully I’m seeing more of this when I’m on vacation next week in the Caribbean! Later!

    ALALALALALALALALALA!
    (dumps Pina Colada into swimsuit, swims up to poolside blackjack table, loses $500 while wife yells at him)

  16. Alyson Hannigan Homeless Person Begging
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    reverend flava flav offers his blessings.

  17. YadaYada
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    Looking damn good, Kelly. #morekelly,lessbeyonce

  18. Sean Connery US Open Orange Shirt
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    “Cocksh.”

  19. Crystal Hefner Hugh Hefner Riding Scooters Disneyland
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    Man, the equipment it takes to maintain Hugh’s erection gets more and more complex every year.

  20. Kelly Rowland Cleavage X Factor Season Three Premiere Party
    YadaYada
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    Fine as hell.

  21. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Long Hair Wig 39th Deauville American Film Festival
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    Okay, Perez may be right: some pictures just demand MS Paint semen stains.

  22. Crystal Hefner Hugh Hefner Riding Scooters Disneyland
    joe
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    Hugh, honey . . . are you enjoying Space Mountain?

    .

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    Wheeeeeee!

  23. Nicki Minaj Butt Spandex Unitard Instagram
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    That is one elaborate tattoo.

  24. Crystal Hefner Hugh Hefner Riding Scooters Disneyland
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    Unfortunately, when Hef is ridin dirty, it means he needs a diaper change.

  25. Justin Timberlake Saggy Skinny Jeans Untied High Tops Fedora Runner Runner Photocall
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    He needs better handlers if they can’t tell when his diaper needs to be changed.

  26. Crystal Hefner Hugh Hefner Riding Scooters Disneyland
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    How much do you wanna bet she cut the brake lines on that Hoveround.

  27. Sean Connery US Open Orange Shirt
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    After looking forward to the Open all week, Sir Connery realized with horror that his tickets were only for the MEN”s tournament.

  28. Duane Chapman Fat Tight Shirt Beth Chapman Big Eyes Set
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    If the show was called “Bounty the Dog Hunter,” I would assume this was just a shot of a successful day at the office.

  29. Benedict Cumberbatch Suprised Look The Fifth Estate Press Conference TIFF
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    His little tiny pupils freak me the fuck out.

  30. Dave Chappelle Cigarette Hanging Out Of Mouth Holding Motorcycle Helmet
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    dave’s a funny guy, but that looks like the worst ventriloquist act ever.

  31. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
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    “Let’s have a moment of silence for our lost boobs.”

  32. Paul Walker Getting Abs Oiled Up Davidoff Cool Water Cologne Commercial Set
    Josephus
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    “All right, that’s enough. His turn.”

  33. Jerry O'Connell Long Hair Skinny Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    I don’t know what he did to piss off Sarah Silverman, but he’d better pick up the pace a little.

  34. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Long Hair Wig 39th Deauville American Film Festival
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    Huh. Who knew your Thetan level affected your hairline?

  35. Duane Chapman Fat Tight Shirt Beth Chapman Big Eyes Set
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    I wouldn’t trust a boardwalk either if I was walking with that hippo

  36. Duane Chapman Fat Tight Shirt Beth Chapman Big Eyes Set
    Josephus
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    Wow, those are some incredibly large tits. And Dog’s ladyfriend is stacked, too!

  37. Alyson Hannigan Homeless Person Begging
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    Wow, in LA, even the homeless look like celebrities.

  38. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
    Josephus
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    “Do you remember when our sister wasn’t hotter than us?”

    “No.”

    “Me neither.”

  39. Sarah Jessica Parker Lexus Designed Disrupted Fashion Event
    Josephus
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    You call it a fashion event, but I say neigh.

  40. Dave Chappelle Cigarette Hanging Out Of Mouth Holding Motorcycle Helmet
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    After the Mayor’s latest edict, Dave finds himself carrying around one of New York’s mandated “smoking areas”

  41. Sean Connery US Open Orange Shirt
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    When did Uncle Si cut off his beard and why is wearing hunter orange instead of camo?

  42. Benedict Cumberbatch Suprised Look The Fifth Estate Press Conference TIFF
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    After a massive internet campaign, Benedict Cumberbatch finally submits to pressure from fans by correctly pronouncing his name.

  43. nomnomnom
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    She looks like Gozer the Gozarian from Ghostbusters.

    Aim for the Flat Top!

    Still hot tho

  44. Justin Timberlake Saggy Skinny Jeans Untied High Tops Fedora Runner Runner Photocall
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    Oh, for fuck’s sake, please tell me this isn’t an actual thing. He’s just making fun of Biebs, right? RIGHT?

  45. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Long Hair Wig 39th Deauville American Film Festival
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    Looks so natural, Madame Taussauds….

  46. Crystal Hefner Hugh Hefner Riding Scooters Disneyland
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    I fucking hope Hugh Hefner lives to be 115 years old just so this gold digger has to suffer another 28 years to get her hands on the money. She’ll be 55 by then.

  47. Sean Connery US Open Orange Shirt
    angerinside
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    “Yeah, yeah old man, the player has a great “shtroke” now put your pills away and let me watch the match in peace.”

  48. Duane Chapman Fat Tight Shirt Beth Chapman Big Eyes Set
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    Hmmm. You ever notice you never see Dog and Carrot Top at the same time?

  49. Crystal Hefner Hugh Hefner Riding Scooters Disneyland
    angerinside
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    And people thought this couldn’t get any more degrading.

  50. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair The Today Show
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    Well, she just got a LOT more interesting. I think her singing even sounds better.

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