If this is a brochure for your school, now would be a good time to dropout and focus on how you’re going to wage emotional revenge on your parents over the next 20 years for sending you there because clearly they hate you.
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you early because there’s literally nothing going on and, well, it’s Friday. So here’s the long and short of it: The Munchkin Guild instructs Jay Z to tell Gwyneth Paltrow her children’s garments have been rendered – and maybe drive her to the Piggly Wiggly, Orlando Bloom still can’t believe all this only cost him his first born son on his fifth birthday (They stop being cute after that anyway.) and the saddest moment in David Hasselhoff‘s entire life. I’m talking one of his daughters could die and he’d be like, “Remember when I couldn’t get a burger? Now that’s emotional turmoil that shakes you to very core.”
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Why couldn’t THIS be CRAP WE MISSED???
GROSS….FAT SHORT STUBBY LEGS AREN OT ATTRACTIVE….PLEASE NEVER DO THIS AGAIN…ONLY LONG SLIM SLENDER LEGS IN MINI DRESSES PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD!!!
Agree. Her fat short chunky legs are gross looking. Doesn’t help that she’s a 4 ft tall orange leprechaun with a man’s jaw and no lips. The douchebags that sleep with her must be completely desperate.
Im not sure why people are trying to sway what we think attractive is…sorry MEDIA snooky type bodies , short and stubby legs are NOT attractive…tall, slim women only please!
I am definitely with you on her legs being gross, but don’t you all find her face more offensive?
An embrace for lovers…. oh wait….
Um….I want one!
When you said “The Crap We Missed”, I didn’t realize you were going to post a pic of an actual piece of crap.
If this piece of crap disappeared, I wouldn’t miss it.
what’s that crap on that crap’s feet?? god it looks like crap
This photo should be filed under “The Cankles We (Wish We Had) Missed.”
Those foot tats are fug as fuck. I have tattoos (most of them are hidden and no I don’t have a splat tat) but I fucking hate foot tats! Eww! And this bitch looks like a man, seriously, she has manface.
“Relp! Ri don’t rant to be ruffed and rounted! Roh Rod, relp me!”
ugh.
we all know where this is going.
yeah, too easy
You can tell by the wince that he just got shot three more times while he was taking the garbage out.
fucking awesome.
Comment of the week?
Perfect! Thx for the giggles!
” . . .with his husband” Guess that is their “kid”?? Poor little guy . . . . . .
Don’t worry. Elton probably won’t live long enough for the kid to remember him. But he will be left piles of cash, I suspect.
Hmm, it’s barely lunchtime and we’re already missing crap? Somebody wants to get the hell out of the office fast; I know I do.
Thanks again O’s for sending the redsux home in tears :DDDDD
GO YANKEES!!!!!!!
fuck them yankees. but yeah, thanks o’s for sending the redsux home.
Hey Big Ben, this here’s rubber duck. Looks like we got ourselves a convoy.
And somewhere in cyberspace, Adrienne Curry is posting dozens of topless pictures of herself to try to win back her nerd fans.
+1
+2 this chick leaves AC in the distant dust.
She’s just asking for a “lip” slip.
No way.. she’s clearly wearing lip pasties.
Looks like he’s trying to get the underskirt shot.
Of course he would smoke a cigarette this way.
Wolverine’s let himself go.
It really is a shame that these girls have beautiful faces and cute personalities but have to cloud that with twenty pounds of makeup, hooker clothes, excessive drinking, and just being skanks in general. With all the exposure this show has gotten over the past two years or however long it’s been on, you’d think they’d hire a stylist.
You’re so right. Apart from them having beautiful faces and cute personalities. Other than that you’re spot on.
Which one has the beautiful face? Snookie and her melting nose and non existent lips or Deana and with her man jaw? Cute personalities? Are you serious?
WHO has a beautiful face? Not even JWoww, and she is the only semi-attractive one.
beautiful faces???!?!? what planet are you on. theyre all disgusting leather faced oompa loompas. and theyre all fat.
“Let me tell you about some amazing products we have this season…”
+19.95
now THAT’S how you suck one, brown!
can’t wait to mount you next..
even he cant believe hes married to her.
LOL!
And THAT’S what happens when your boyfriend continues to spread his love elsewhere.
Sideboob and underbutt… the perfect combination.
I am number enema.
I laughed at this way harder than I should have.
ditto.
Nasty asteroid. Please don’t show Uranus.
Hahahaha!!! +1
Photoshopped, and a bad job at it! She doesn’t know how to read.
that’s not how you shoot a commercial, knucklehead
I will never in my life know the sheer joy shown in this picture.
Totally! It’s the happiest picture in the world!
wow. first, The Fonz, then, he gets to hold a penguin. he’s ready to die now. best.life.ever.
I hate how Jigga looks down on other people.
yeah point it by ur face with a finger on the trigger… women…
“Giff me onna them cheesh burgers…”
and zum of dat carpetingz for mE to barf on tO go.
I saw someone saying something earlier about Robert Pattinson’s beard. I assumed they were talking about Kristen Stewart.
+1000
Tony Yayo is knocking at the back door
“Lookada Willy!”
I actually think she looks quite fuckable here.
If you’re angling for a weed Rx for glaucoma, this is NOT the way to go about it.
Best reply ever.
Your clothes.. give them to me, now!
Vampirella, very nicely done Fish.
Where did they get the wig to fix her fivehead?
Well would you look at that – herpes of the feet!
I think you mean hoof
Uh oh, the first row better be careful, she’s getting ready to pounce.
And THAT’S how Dolphin AIDS began.
He’s horrified because the whole airport didn’t shut down just for him.
It’s a train station, dumbass.
He’s horrified to find out it’s a train station and not an airport.
That look of intense concentration is because she’s trying not to “Paris-Lindsey” everyone.
HO HO HO! MERRY DOUCHE-HAT! !!!
What a douchnozzle.
A real man would come in drunk, yell something offensive at the crown and then take a dump on the runway.
This idiot has been taking pussy lessons from Brad Pitt.
“Hey, thers a guy in ther that looks zactly like me that can’t get a burger either!”
He’s having difficulty with his diction instructional CD.
The photo shoot must be for the Orange Slut Academy alumni magazine
“It’s OK to jump a penguin, right?”
“Whippersnapper!” “I’ll teach you to impersonate the Hoff!”