The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.28.12

September 28th, 2012 // 538 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which signals our end of day, so you can suck it West Coast! Completely fabricated coastal rivalries aside, we’d love for you all to enjoy this smattering of random, starting with the pants that drugs painted, as well as Larry King, who wants that telegraph sent by sundown or nobody gets their nickel raise, Tulisa Contostavlos, whose breasts don’t lie, and finally, the great Sam Waterston who is way too drunk for has no patience for crappy red carpet banter.

Phew, thank goodness Brooke Mueller‘s finally clean. I mean, if she was still high as shit, she’d probably be trying to hock shitty, homemade jewelry somewhe– Wait,

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Spalsh News, WENN

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  1. Sarah Hyland Yellow Teeth Cleavage 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
    Terry
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    She aint going to age gracefully I can tell you that.

  2. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    Raoul
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    This has to be some sort of British humor thing we’re just not getting.

  3. Eli Roth Goretorium The Strip's Terrifying New Horror Experince Launch Party
    donkeylicks
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    How the fuck does Eli Roth manage to have two right hands!?!?

  4. JoJo Cleavage Legs Tight Dress 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
    donkeylicks
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    Coco’s crappy little sister?

  5. Sam Waterston An Enemy Of The People Broadway Opening Night
    donkeylicks
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    Columbo

  6. Sharon Stone Drunk
    mikael
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    i thought this was kid rock

  7. Brooke Mueller Crappy Jewelry
    Superdouche
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    Did Johnny Depp just take her shopping?

  8. Ali Landry Butt Bikini
    CuriousTroll
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    Butt implants are gross.

  9. Macaulay Culkin Paint Covered Jeans
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    Aww, that’s a shame.

  10. Sam Waterston An Enemy Of The People Broadway Opening Night
    Veronica
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    With all the crap on TV, I realize I really miss L&O, and never appreciated it until it was gone.

  11. Matt Smith Fighting Homeless Guy
    Inside Job
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    Dr. Who?

  12. Sarah Hyland Yellow Teeth Cleavage 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
    oz420
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    Must be smokin’ some good buds. Resin on the teeth.

  13. Sarah Hyland Yellow Teeth Cleavage 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
    Josie
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    shes pretty but shes wearin too much makeup

  14. Nicole Richie Cleavage Sports Bra
    Josie
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    no offense but thought it was kim k in the thumbnail..

  15. Sofia Vergara Upskirt Panty Flash K-Mart Makeover
    Josie
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    shes so beautiful….really do wished i looked like her :p

  16. Melissa Molinaro Butt Tight Dress
    Josie
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    she looks just like kim k….

  17. Brooke Mueller Crappy Jewelry
    Expert on Everything
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    she needs to get back on the coke, shes getting fat

  18. Hilary Duff Workout Clothes
    martian
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    Hilary Puff.

  19. Sarah Hyland Yellow Teeth Cleavage 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
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    Oh yeah, do not ever go with that stylist again. My God.

  20. Amber Heard Butt Tight Jeans
    YEs
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    Amber Heard, “I wanna munch that lesbos rug.”

  21. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Book Signing
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    “Yeah, I move a lot of books this way, but getting the ink off really irritates my nipples.”

  22. Kelsey Grammer
    Craptard
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    out joy riding with Randy Travis again?

  23. Minka Kelly
    Boo
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    Wow!

  24. Rihanna Open Shirt Underboob Tattoo
    Nina
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    F*ck. She’s sexy. Unbutton the one button!

  25. Hayden Christensen Beard
    para82nd
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    Is that one of the Jersey Shore cast next to him?

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