Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which signals our end of day, so you can suck it West Coast! Completely fabricated coastal rivalries aside, we’d love for you all to enjoy this smattering of random, starting with the pants that drugs painted, as well as Larry King, who wants that telegraph sent by sundown or nobody gets their nickel raise, Tulisa Contostavlos, whose breasts don’t lie, and finally, the great Sam Waterston who is way too drunk for has no patience for crappy red carpet banter.
Phew, thank goodness Brooke Mueller‘s finally clean. I mean, if she was still high as shit, she’d probably be trying to hock shitty, homemade jewelry somewhe– Wait,
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She aint going to age gracefully I can tell you that.
This has to be some sort of British humor thing we’re just not getting.
How the fuck does Eli Roth manage to have two right hands!?!?
Coco’s crappy little sister?
Columbo
i thought this was kid rock
Did Johnny Depp just take her shopping?
Butt implants are gross.
Aww, that’s a shame.
With all the crap on TV, I realize I really miss L&O, and never appreciated it until it was gone.
Dr. Who?
Must be smokin’ some good buds. Resin on the teeth.
shes pretty but shes wearin too much makeup
no offense but thought it was kim k in the thumbnail..
shes so beautiful….really do wished i looked like her :p
she looks just like kim k….
she needs to get back on the coke, shes getting fat
Hilary Puff.
Oh yeah, do not ever go with that stylist again. My God.
I feel really bad saying that too. Just a heads up. The drastic contrasty stuff doesn’t really accent her well.
Amber Heard, “I wanna munch that lesbos rug.”
“Yeah, I move a lot of books this way, but getting the ink off really irritates my nipples.”
out joy riding with Randy Travis again?
Wow!
F*ck. She’s sexy. Unbutton the one button!
Is that one of the Jersey Shore cast next to him?