The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.28.12

September 28th, 2012 // 538 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which signals our end of day, so you can suck it West Coast! Completely fabricated coastal rivalries aside, we’d love for you all to enjoy this smattering of random, starting with the pants that drugs painted, as well as Larry King, who wants that telegraph sent by sundown or nobody gets their nickel raise, Tulisa Contostavlos, whose breasts don’t lie, and finally, the great Sam Waterston who is way too drunk for has no patience for crappy red carpet banter.

Phew, thank goodness Brooke Mueller‘s finally clean. I mean, if she was still high as shit, she’d probably be trying to hock shitty, homemade jewelry somewhe– Wait,

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  1. Eli Roth Goretorium The Strip's Terrifying New Horror Experince Launch Party
    Gabe Kaplan
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    They think they are working with Zachary Quinto will get them parts in the new Star Trek movie

  2. Jennifer Garner
    Dave
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    I hear she and Frankie Muniz are playing “the Parents” in the Megamind prequel.

  3. Sarah Hyland Yellow Teeth Cleavage 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
    Gabe Kaplan
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    Oh, Are they doing a remake of “Pretty Baby” or a high school production of “What Ever Happened to Baby Jane”?

  4. Kanye West
    Sooperficial
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    It’s hard not to comment on his lower lip.

  5. Matt Smith Fighting Homeless Guy
    ThisWillHurt
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    BUM: I’m starving! Do you Have anything to eat?
    MATT: Oh, you poor man! Have some fish fingers and custard.
    BUM: . . . Y’know what? I’m good.

  6. Sam Waterston An Enemy Of The People Broadway Opening Night
    icu
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    I don’t get on the internet very often, but when I do, eyebrows.

  7. Hayden Christensen Beard
    Jeff
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    The answer is yes, yes he did get dressed in the dark.

  8. Sarah Hyland Yellow Teeth Cleavage 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
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    If you took off the makeup, she’d lose five pounds.

  9. Macaulay Culkin Paint Covered Jeans
    Jeff
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    It’s like I always say. The more often you hit home invaders with paint cans, the higher the chances you’ll get some paint splash back on your jeans.

  10. Larry King Yelling Into Phone
    Jeff
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    “Watson, come here, I need you.”

  11. Kanye West
    Phoenix
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    WHY do these comments get grayed out???

  12. Amber Heard Butt Tight Jeans
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    “Johnny, I don’t care what the saleslady said, that bedazzled silk tubetop looked better on me.”

  13. Sam Waterston An Enemy Of The People Broadway Opening Night
    Jeff
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    Hey, just think about what YOUR face looks like when you try to make the Law and Order “dun dun!” sound.

  14. Hilary Duff Workout Clothes
    anonym
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    fat and proud

  15. Brooke Mueller Crappy Jewelry
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    Shut-up necklace, you’re not my boss!

  16. Sarah Hyland Yellow Teeth Cleavage 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
    anonym
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    21 year old jailbait

  17. Jennifer Garner
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    Just try to unsee the Man-hands.

  18. Larry King Yelling Into Phone
    Joaquin ingles
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    “I know, I fuckin woke up. AGAIN.”

  19. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    Joaquin ingles
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    Katie Holmes is looking at this thinking she’s got a chance to be in a rap video.

  20. Kanye West
    Gabe Kaplan
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    Is he having sex with Kim Kardashian’s hand bag or just jerking off in her make up case?

  21. Jennifer Garner
    Joaquin ingles
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    Nice comb-over. Maybe Olivia Wilde can loan her some Propecia.

  22. Matt Smith Fighting Homeless Guy
    Gabe Kaplan
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    “You’re beautiful and dainty like a woman. I must have you!”

  23. Macaulay Culkin Paint Covered Jeans
    Next.....
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    Starving artist.

  24. Brooke Mueller Crappy Jewelry
    Next.....
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    Selling necklaces is definately an option when no one is buying your body anymore. Not even that mouth. I bet she will even make more money this way!

  25. Kelsey Grammer
    Gabe Kaplan
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    Doing his part for the Republican party, Kelsey Grammer sleeps with minorities and tells them about the Republican platform. The usual response is his sex partner flees and Kelsey chases them into the street half dressed reminding them to “Vote Romney”.

  26. Jennifer Garner
    Next.....
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    Butt ugly dress!

  27. Rihanna Open Shirt Underboob Tattoo
    Joaquin ingles
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    “Next time he break my face, I be scratchin eem like dis mon.”

  28. Matt Smith Fighting Homeless Guy
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    “Go away, Dad…I’m trying to work here…”

  29. Sharon Stone Drunk
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    I need to do something to stop her from calling me every night.

  30. Eli Roth Goretorium The Strip's Terrifying New Horror Experince Launch Party
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    Every damn one of you is wrong!

  31. Nicole Richie Cleavage Sports Bra
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    I must say she really is looking good as of late. Kudos, Nicole. You’re doing it right!

  32. Kelsey Grammer
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    “OK, tough guy, bring on your nunchucks. I have no fear because I am a master of…BELT-FU!”

  33. Macaulay Culkin Paint Covered Jeans
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    “Why does everyone keep calling me Johnny and why are they saying they’re so glad to see me?”

  34. JoJo Cleavage Legs Tight Dress 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
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    This young lovely has been getting hotter and hotter since she was about 13. Time to see her naked!

  35. Matt Smith Fighting Homeless Guy
    LilDeuceDeuce
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    When I saw the thumbnail I honestly thought the homeless dude was Fred Durst.

  36. Larry King Yelling Into Phone
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    “OK, now I can hear you better. I’m using my glasses as an antenna…”

  37. Larry King Yelling Into Phone
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    “Hello, 9-1-1? yes, I’m looking for my pudding. Have you guys seen my pudding anywhere?”

  38. Sam Waterston An Enemy Of The People Broadway Opening Night
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    “All these sissy football players nowadays. I played 4 years of varsity ball without even wearing a helmet. Do I look like it effected me even in the slightest?…Duhhhhhh, hiya, Joe. Hiya, Mr. Dunahee!”

  39. Melissa Molinaro Butt Tight Dress
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    Goddamnit, what a beauty!

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/29/Melissa Molinaro 1-340_226.jpg[/img]

  40. Brooke Mueller Crappy Jewelry
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    Hey, Brooke, I’ll give you $20.00 for that roach clip if you throw in some pussy.

  41. Olivia Wilde Butt Tight Dress Butter Premiere
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    To hell with Helen of Troy…take a good look at THIS face!

  42. Jennifer Garner
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    This is a gawd-awful picture of an attractive woman. The photog who shot it should be horse-whipped and shipped off to a Siberian gulag.

  43. Ali Landry Butt Bikini
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    Stone Cold Beauty! Mario Lopez must be a real dunce.

  44. Ali Landry Butt Bikini
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    Hey, Atheists…this woman might be evidence that there really IS a god. And he does damn nice work!

  45. Hayden Christensen Beard
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    He used to rock pajama jeans but he’s moved on to just plain old “fuck it” pajamas.

  46. Larry King Yelling Into Phone
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    We keep making these “dead” and “mummy” and “old guy” jokes and nobody seems to wonder why he’s looked exactly the same for the last, what, 270 years? Immortality’s a bitch.

  47. Sofia Vergara Upskirt Panty Flash K-Mart Makeover
    tlmck
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    There’s a reason they call her Sofia Viagra.

  48. Macaulay Culkin Paint Covered Jeans
    Joey G
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    That? Oh that’s my Axe Body Spray.

  49. Hilary Duff Workout Clothes
    Quijibo
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    Butch Diesel

  50. JoJo Cleavage Legs Tight Dress 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
    Quijibo
    Commented on this photo:

    WhoWho?

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