Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which signals our end of day, so you can suck it West Coast! Completely fabricated coastal rivalries aside, we’d love for you all to enjoy this smattering of random, starting with the pants that drugs painted, as well as Larry King, who wants that telegraph sent by sundown or nobody gets their nickel raise, Tulisa Contostavlos, whose breasts don’t lie, and finally, the great Sam Waterston who is way too drunk for has no patience for crappy red carpet banter.
Phew, thank goodness Brooke Mueller‘s finally clean. I mean, if she was still high as shit, she’d probably be trying to hock shitty, homemade jewelry somewhe– Wait,
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They think they are working with Zachary Quinto will get them parts in the new Star Trek movie
I hear she and Frankie Muniz are playing “the Parents” in the Megamind prequel.
Oh, Are they doing a remake of “Pretty Baby” or a high school production of “What Ever Happened to Baby Jane”?
It’s hard not to comment on his lower lip.
BUM: I’m starving! Do you Have anything to eat?
MATT: Oh, you poor man! Have some fish fingers and custard.
BUM: . . . Y’know what? I’m good.
I don’t get on the internet very often, but when I do, eyebrows.
The answer is yes, yes he did get dressed in the dark.
If you took off the makeup, she’d lose five pounds.
It’s like I always say. The more often you hit home invaders with paint cans, the higher the chances you’ll get some paint splash back on your jeans.
“Watson, come here, I need you.”
WHY do these comments get grayed out???
“Johnny, I don’t care what the saleslady said, that bedazzled silk tubetop looked better on me.”
Hey, just think about what YOUR face looks like when you try to make the Law and Order “dun dun!” sound.
fat and proud
Shut-up necklace, you’re not my boss!
21 year old jailbait
Just try to unsee the Man-hands.
“I know, I fuckin woke up. AGAIN.”
Katie Holmes is looking at this thinking she’s got a chance to be in a rap video.
Is he having sex with Kim Kardashian’s hand bag or just jerking off in her make up case?
Nice comb-over. Maybe Olivia Wilde can loan her some Propecia.
“You’re beautiful and dainty like a woman. I must have you!”
Starving artist.
Selling necklaces is definately an option when no one is buying your body anymore. Not even that mouth. I bet she will even make more money this way!
Doing his part for the Republican party, Kelsey Grammer sleeps with minorities and tells them about the Republican platform. The usual response is his sex partner flees and Kelsey chases them into the street half dressed reminding them to “Vote Romney”.
Butt ugly dress!
“Next time he break my face, I be scratchin eem like dis mon.”
“Go away, Dad…I’m trying to work here…”
I need to do something to stop her from calling me every night.
Every damn one of you is wrong!
I must say she really is looking good as of late. Kudos, Nicole. You’re doing it right!
“OK, tough guy, bring on your nunchucks. I have no fear because I am a master of…BELT-FU!”
“Why does everyone keep calling me Johnny and why are they saying they’re so glad to see me?”
This young lovely has been getting hotter and hotter since she was about 13. Time to see her naked!
Why do I find your comments to arousing, Vito?
I second that motion, Vito. Make it happen Jojo.
When I saw the thumbnail I honestly thought the homeless dude was Fred Durst.
“OK, now I can hear you better. I’m using my glasses as an antenna…”
“Hello, 9-1-1? yes, I’m looking for my pudding. Have you guys seen my pudding anywhere?”
“All these sissy football players nowadays. I played 4 years of varsity ball without even wearing a helmet. Do I look like it effected me even in the slightest?…Duhhhhhh, hiya, Joe. Hiya, Mr. Dunahee!”
Goddamnit, what a beauty!
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Hey, Brooke, I’ll give you $20.00 for that roach clip if you throw in some pussy.
To hell with Helen of Troy…take a good look at THIS face!
This is a gawd-awful picture of an attractive woman. The photog who shot it should be horse-whipped and shipped off to a Siberian gulag.
Stone Cold Beauty! Mario Lopez must be a real dunce.
Hey, Atheists…this woman might be evidence that there really IS a god. And he does damn nice work!
He used to rock pajama jeans but he’s moved on to just plain old “fuck it” pajamas.
We keep making these “dead” and “mummy” and “old guy” jokes and nobody seems to wonder why he’s looked exactly the same for the last, what, 270 years? Immortality’s a bitch.
There’s a reason they call her Sofia Viagra.
That? Oh that’s my Axe Body Spray.
Butch Diesel
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