Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which signals our end of day, so you can suck it West Coast! Completely fabricated coastal rivalries aside, we’d love for you all to enjoy this smattering of random, starting with the pants that drugs painted, as well as Larry King, who wants that telegraph sent by sundown or nobody gets their nickel raise, Tulisa Contostavlos, whose breasts don’t lie, and finally, the great Sam Waterston who is way too drunk for has no patience for crappy red carpet banter.
Phew, thank goodness Brooke Mueller‘s finally clean. I mean, if she was still high as shit, she’d probably be trying to hock shitty, homemade jewelry somewhe– Wait,
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Brooke: They’re mine I tell you! MINE!
Invisible friend: I don’t care.
that’s a lipo tummy right there.
From the waist up he looks still looks Hollywood. From the waist down he looks homeless.
Dur.
She killed it this week.
botox strikes again.
Yes.
Gay,
I thought I heard that after the saline injection you’re supposed to push the middle in with your thumb?
Awesome “Bagel Head” reference…
Just a minute… just a minute. Now, hold on, Mr. Potter. You’re right when you say my father was no businessman. I know that. Why he ever started this cheap, penny-ante Building and Loan, I’ll never know.
Well, it’s significantly better than what I’ve been seeing in Florida this week.
Looks like he’s been hanging with Erin Moran.
Interesting way to sign books. Just put ink on your tits and press them into the page.
Tiger Blood looks like more of a loser every day.
Hayden Christensen seen in West Hollywood. What are the odds?
Her traditional legless PR photo. She should just have them removed.
agreed. shes gorgeous but should never wear pants. those legs are unfortunate.
Thank you! Her cankles are bigger than Kevin James’ thighs.
Amber, my darling, I’m afraid it’s over between us. I have just given my heart to Olivia Wilde. Ah-ah-ah, no tears now. Just hang tough, hold your chin up, go home, and eat some pussy.
My aunt thinks bisexual people are just desperate people who want more choices. If that’s true for this girl, god help the rest of us.
by the way, I don’t agree with her. Just making that clear.
“I can’t believe that bitch axes me to carry her purse, den she fuckin’ disappears…”
Through ear buds: “Two plus two is four…two plus two is four…now you say it…”
Do people really find this girl attractive?! I just don’t see it. I like a confident woman. She can try to act confident all day by cursing and saying she doesn’t give a fuck, but at the end of the day she converses with the man who beat her, which makes her the epitome of pathetic. I know, I know, battered woman’s syndrome is real, but she has the resources to get help, and it’s not like she is financially tied to him or has kids with him.
Bring your concerns to Oprah.
just focus on the tits and ass, and everything will be just fine.
She doesn’t like wearing bras or pants, seems like she’s shitfaced drunk all the time, and she enjoys grinding her ass into every guy that walks by, so at least give her some credit for her redeeming qualities.
I’d take out the landry. Oh wait…no you dint.
Jeeves…fetch that young lass for me. I do SO like the cut of her jib…
This pic makes me feel like Chris Hanson is going to pop out and ask someone to take a seat.
That’s the face of a man who’s seen Kim’s promised land… and not in a video…
“Yo, Sambo, thanks for fetching my frappuccino. You expecting a tip? How’s this: Make sure to plant your corn early next year.”
What the heck, if your happy and you know it…..
I thought it was Jim Carey 1995.
I was going more for Bill Pullman 1986.
Okay, forgive me if I’m missing something here… but can someone explain to me, in all seriousness, why all the dudes of the world went apeshit for this girl for one week last year?
AFAIK, No dudes did. The media fabricated the whole thing.
He’s looking for wife number 47.
Skinny jeans. Just skinny.
He would look awesome in Macaulay’s paint jeans.
He could do a remake of Mary Poopins or Shitty shitty bang bang.
This Halloween decoration is sure to scare all the neighborhood kids!
Is she gonna throw down with her flea market find
Nice cheek implants.
Jealous, aren’t ya.
Not even close.
I can only imagine what he had to do to get those beads…
“I hope they still have iphones left here”
“Uh, this is a Coffee bar.”
“Oh, I know. Give me your iphone pencil dick!”
“Asshole” is missing some letters and scrambled up
I think his reaction is due to finding out the homeless man is the next incarnation of The Doctor. It’s like a sadder version of “Looper”.
The fat guy is keeping his distance because he has been yelling into that calculator for three blocks.
TMIP!
Shia LeDouche in Los Angeles.
There is no book signing. She’s in a Subway franchise and the manager just didn’t have the heart to tell her “no”.
Exposed telephone poles, what type of crappy area does she live in.
Stupid, old lady, meta head.
Say what you will, his Bill Cosby impression is spot on!
Coco and T had a kid?
Perfect!
“Honey I swear… Chris Brown day is a real thing!”
the kardashian stench on your cock is hard to deal with says kanyeezee…
He crapped his pants…” Toss salad and Scrambled eggs…”.