The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.28.12

September 28th, 2012 // 538 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which signals our end of day, so you can suck it West Coast! Completely fabricated coastal rivalries aside, we’d love for you all to enjoy this smattering of random, starting with the pants that drugs painted, as well as Larry King, who wants that telegraph sent by sundown or nobody gets their nickel raise, Tulisa Contostavlos, whose breasts don’t lie, and finally, the great Sam Waterston who is way too drunk for has no patience for crappy red carpet banter.

Phew, thank goodness Brooke Mueller‘s finally clean. I mean, if she was still high as shit, she’d probably be trying to hock shitty, homemade jewelry somewhe– Wait,

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  1. Brooke Mueller Crappy Jewelry
    sandycakes
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    Brooke: They’re mine I tell you! MINE!
    Invisible friend: I don’t care.

  2. Ali Landry Butt Bikini
    sandycakes
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    that’s a lipo tummy right there.

  3. Macaulay Culkin Paint Covered Jeans
    MR-M
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    From the waist up he looks still looks Hollywood. From the waist down he looks homeless.

  4. Sam Waterston An Enemy Of The People Broadway Opening Night
    neo
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    Dur.

  5. Olivia Wilde Butt Tight Dress Butter Premiere
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    She killed it this week.

  6. Sam Waterston An Enemy Of The People Broadway Opening Night
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    botox strikes again.

  7. JoJo Cleavage Legs Tight Dress 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes.

  8. Hayden Christensen Beard
    PropR
    Commented on this photo:

    Gay,

  9. Jennifer Garner
    @#%^$&%@
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought I heard that after the saline injection you’re supposed to push the middle in with your thumb?

  10. Sam Waterston An Enemy Of The People Broadway Opening Night
    Vlad
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    Just a minute… just a minute. Now, hold on, Mr. Potter. You’re right when you say my father was no businessman. I know that. Why he ever started this cheap, penny-ante Building and Loan, I’ll never know.

  11. Ali Landry Butt Bikini
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    Well, it’s significantly better than what I’ve been seeing in Florida this week.

  12. Kelsey Grammer
    tlmck
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    Looks like he’s been hanging with Erin Moran.

  13. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Book Signing
    tlmck
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    Interesting way to sign books. Just put ink on your tits and press them into the page.

  14. Brooke Mueller Crappy Jewelry
    Bigalkie
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    Tiger Blood looks like more of a loser every day.

  15. Hayden Christensen Beard
    Matt
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    Hayden Christensen seen in West Hollywood. What are the odds?

  16. Minka Kelly
    Bigalkie
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    Her traditional legless PR photo. She should just have them removed.

  17. Amber Heard Butt Tight Jeans
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    Amber, my darling, I’m afraid it’s over between us. I have just given my heart to Olivia Wilde. Ah-ah-ah, no tears now. Just hang tough, hold your chin up, go home, and eat some pussy.

    • XGL

      My aunt thinks bisexual people are just desperate people who want more choices. If that’s true for this girl, god help the rest of us.

      by the way, I don’t agree with her. Just making that clear.

  18. Kanye West
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    “I can’t believe that bitch axes me to carry her purse, den she fuckin’ disappears…”

  19. Shia LaBeouf Laos Hat Cut Off Jean Shorts
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    Through ear buds: “Two plus two is four…two plus two is four…now you say it…”

  20. Rihanna Open Shirt Underboob Tattoo
    XGL
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    Do people really find this girl attractive?! I just don’t see it. I like a confident woman. She can try to act confident all day by cursing and saying she doesn’t give a fuck, but at the end of the day she converses with the man who beat her, which makes her the epitome of pathetic. I know, I know, battered woman’s syndrome is real, but she has the resources to get help, and it’s not like she is financially tied to him or has kids with him.

    • Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

      Bring your concerns to Oprah.

    • Craptard

      just focus on the tits and ass, and everything will be just fine.
      She doesn’t like wearing bras or pants, seems like she’s shitfaced drunk all the time, and she enjoys grinding her ass into every guy that walks by, so at least give her some credit for her redeeming qualities.

  21. Ali Landry Butt Bikini
    Biff
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    I’d take out the landry. Oh wait…no you dint.

  22. Sarah Hyland Yellow Teeth Cleavage 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
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    Jeeves…fetch that young lass for me. I do SO like the cut of her jib…

  23. Sarah Hyland Yellow Teeth Cleavage 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
    Urvag
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    This pic makes me feel like Chris Hanson is going to pop out and ask someone to take a seat.

  24. Kanye West
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    That’s the face of a man who’s seen Kim’s promised land… and not in a video…

  25. Hayden Christensen Beard
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    “Yo, Sambo, thanks for fetching my frappuccino. You expecting a tip? How’s this: Make sure to plant your corn early next year.”

  26. Sarah Hyland Yellow Teeth Cleavage 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
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    What the heck, if your happy and you know it…..

  27. Matt Smith Fighting Homeless Guy
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    I thought it was Jim Carey 1995.

  28. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
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    Okay, forgive me if I’m missing something here… but can someone explain to me, in all seriousness, why all the dudes of the world went apeshit for this girl for one week last year?

  29. Kelsey Grammer
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    He’s looking for wife number 47.

  30. Macaulay Culkin Paint Covered Jeans
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    Skinny jeans. Just skinny.

  31. Larry King Yelling Into Phone
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    He would look awesome in Macaulay’s paint jeans.

  32. Sam Waterston An Enemy Of The People Broadway Opening Night
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    He could do a remake of Mary Poopins or Shitty shitty bang bang.

  33. JoJo Cleavage Legs Tight Dress 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    This Halloween decoration is sure to scare all the neighborhood kids!

  34. Brooke Mueller Crappy Jewelry
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    Is she gonna throw down with her flea market find

  35. Melissa Molinaro Butt Tight Dress
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Nice cheek implants.

  36. Kanye West
    sassy
    Commented on this photo:

    I can only imagine what he had to do to get those beads…

  37. Hayden Christensen Beard
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    “I hope they still have iphones left here”
    “Uh, this is a Coffee bar.”
    “Oh, I know. Give me your iphone pencil dick!”

  38. Shia LaBeouf Laos Hat Cut Off Jean Shorts
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    “Asshole” is missing some letters and scrambled up

  39. Matt Smith Fighting Homeless Guy
    Swearin
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    I think his reaction is due to finding out the homeless man is the next incarnation of The Doctor. It’s like a sadder version of “Looper”.

  40. Larry King Yelling Into Phone
    Bionic_Crouton
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    The fat guy is keeping his distance because he has been yelling into that calculator for three blocks.

  41. Shia LaBeouf Laos Hat Cut Off Jean Shorts
    Jade
    Commented on this photo:

    Shia LeDouche in Los Angeles.

  42. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Book Signing
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    There is no book signing. She’s in a Subway franchise and the manager just didn’t have the heart to tell her “no”.

  43. Hilary Duff Workout Clothes
    Violet
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    Exposed telephone poles, what type of crappy area does she live in.

  44. Sharon Stone Drunk
    Violet
    Commented on this photo:

    Stupid, old lady, meta head.

  45. Sam Waterston An Enemy Of The People Broadway Opening Night
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    Say what you will, his Bill Cosby impression is spot on!

  46. JoJo Cleavage Legs Tight Dress 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
    Mike701
    Commented on this photo:

    Coco and T had a kid?

  47. Minka Kelly
    Violet
    Commented on this photo:

    Perfect!

  48. Kelsey Grammer
    Gabe Kaplan
    Commented on this photo:

    “Honey I swear… Chris Brown day is a real thing!”

  49. Kanye West
    little turtle head
    Commented on this photo:

    the kardashian stench on your cock is hard to deal with says kanyeezee…

  50. Kelsey Grammer
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    He crapped his pants…” Toss salad and Scrambled eggs…”.

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