The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.28.12

September 28th, 2012 // 538 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which signals our end of day, so you can suck it West Coast! Completely fabricated coastal rivalries aside, we’d love for you all to enjoy this smattering of random, starting with the pants that drugs painted, as well as Larry King, who wants that telegraph sent by sundown or nobody gets their nickel raise, Tulisa Contostavlos, whose breasts don’t lie, and finally, the great Sam Waterston who is way too drunk for has no patience for crappy red carpet banter.

Phew, thank goodness Brooke Mueller‘s finally clean. I mean, if she was still high as shit, she’d probably be trying to hock shitty, homemade jewelry somewhe– Wait,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Spalsh News, WENN

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  1. Rihanna Open Shirt Underboob Tattoo
    Animal
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    Demonstrating the size of Chris Brown’s member. Length, not circumference.

  2. Sofia Vergara Upskirt Panty Flash K-Mart Makeover
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    “In my village, the girl who does makeovers in El K-Mart has mucho respecto!”

    Seriously, Sofia gets prettier every year!

  3. Amber Heard Butt Tight Jeans
    EricLr
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    Could I get another dozen pairs of mom jeans to try on, please?

  4. Macaulay Culkin Paint Covered Jeans
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    The one known as The Daywalker.

  5. Larry King Yelling Into Phone
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    “And and and then the biggest boy pushed me down and took my lunch money…I was terribly terribly frightened…I thought I was gonna plotz!”

  6. Kanye West
    EricLr
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    And then Timothy Green, he just DIED!

  7. Eli Roth Goretorium The Strip's Terrifying New Horror Experince Launch Party
    K-Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    Are you sure it wasn’t called the Whoretorium?

  8. Nicole Richie Cleavage Sports Bra
    EricLr
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    Now, where did I put that career?

    • sassy

      What are you talking about? She has way more of a legit career (in fasion) than she did before. She actually decided to grow up– and looks fantastic.

  9. Kelsey Grammer
    HoneyBooBooby
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    “DON’T MAKE ME TAKE MY BELT OFF!” Looks like he keeps those kids in check.

  10. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Book Signing
    Animal
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    The way she’s sitting, I believe she must sign with her tits.

  11. Sofia Vergara Upskirt Panty Flash K-Mart Makeover
    HoneyBooBooby
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    They don’t make enough makeup to makeover the big ol’ gals @ the mart. Damn!

  12. Sam Waterston An Enemy Of The People Broadway Opening Night
    Animal
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    Sam Waterston is … special.

  13. Macaulay Culkin Paint Covered Jeans
    HoneyBooBooby
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    He needs a fix before he plucks himself bald. Rehab dude Reeeeehab!

  14. Melissa Molinaro Butt Tight Dress
    Animal
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    She’s hot!!!

  15. JoJo Cleavage Legs Tight Dress 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
    HoneyBooBooby
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    All that prime forehead space gone to waste is a real shame.

  16. Sam Waterston An Enemy Of The People Broadway Opening Night
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    flawless De Niro impersonation

  17. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Book Signing
    HoneyBooBooby
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    A Tale Of Two Titties!

  18. Brooke Mueller Crappy Jewelry
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    i didn’t realize that they opened a necklaces for coke exchange in LA

  19. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    HoneyBooBooby
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    How do we know that’s not Chris Robinson?

  20. Sam Waterston An Enemy Of The People Broadway Opening Night
    HoneyBooBooby
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    Poor thing had a stroke during the show.

  21. Kanye West
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    There, there Kanye. It’s OK, they’ll have more fish sticks tomorrow. You can wait a day.

  22. Sarah Hyland Yellow Teeth Cleavage 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
    otherdamian
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    She has had a kidney transplant, it could be the reason for her looking aged. I think she is hilarious and very pretty.

  23. Rihanna Open Shirt Underboob Tattoo
    YTBOY
    Commented on this photo:

    Extreme PERFECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  24. Kanye West
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    And once in a while a picture comes along that leaves you with “no comment” as this picture ALONE is worth a thousand laughs…. The possibilities are endless!

  25. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Book Signing
    SupaDupa
    Commented on this photo:

    Spoiler Alert:………….Tits

  26. Hayden Christensen Beard
    rican
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    HAYDEN ponders: “Hayden was Darth Vader. Hayden is a REAL Hollywood star. Hayden DOES NOT stand in line with The Situation and Brooke Hogan.

  27. Brooke Mueller Crappy Jewelry
    HoneyBooBooby
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    Hey pickpocketing pays!

  28. Jennifer Garner
    HoneyBooBooby
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    If you stare at her dress you can see a rocket ship and planets.

  29. Ali Landry Butt Bikini
    HoneyBooBooby
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    Who used her stomach as a punching bag?

  30. Eli Roth Goretorium The Strip's Terrifying New Horror Experince Launch Party
    Jezebel
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    I thought the one on the far right was Bristol Palin. That would really up the fright factor.

  31. Sarah Hyland Yellow Teeth Cleavage 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
    Gary Grant
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    Falls under the category of Hollywood making someone cuter than they actually are.

  32. Sarah Hyland Yellow Teeth Cleavage 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
    Eustace Haney
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    Why so serious ?

  33. Eli Roth Goretorium The Strip's Terrifying New Horror Experince Launch Party
    Beer Baron
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    No talent waste of space.

  34. Ali Landry Butt Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    It’s nice for a change to see a final five gal actually having some fun on the beach, not just posing.

  35. Sarah Hyland Yellow Teeth Cleavage 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
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    Lando’s co-pilot.

  36. Matt Smith Fighting Homeless Guy
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    I’m pretty sure I’ve seen the homeless guy before, but not the other guy.

  37. Sofia Vergara Upskirt Panty Flash K-Mart Makeover
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    The only thing I would buy from K-Mart is that chair.

  38. Sam Waterston An Enemy Of The People Broadway Opening Night
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Love that man!

  39. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Book Signing
    InkyBlack
    Commented on this photo:

    Guttersnipe.

  40. Melissa Molinaro Butt Tight Dress
    InkyBlack
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    Wow, talk about extremes, first Pippa’s man bum and now Kim Kardashian’s mini me.

  41. Larry King Yelling Into Phone
    The Pope
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    “Hello, Denise from Los Angeles, you’re on the air…and I don’t know where I parked!”

  42. Hilary Duff Workout Clothes
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Just like any other suburban 40 year old soccer mom….oh wait

  43. Eli Roth Goretorium The Strip's Terrifying New Horror Experince Launch Party
    A Man
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice one Fish. You’re going to have to circle were Eli is because I can’t see him.

  44. Brooke Mueller Crappy Jewelry
    Hank E. Ring
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    Steven Tyler singing love in an elevator.

  45. Hilary Duff Workout Clothes
    g-moonie
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    It’s all over once you get the bingo wings.

  46. Rihanna Open Shirt Underboob Tattoo
    Sheppy
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    BRWWWWAAAAAAIIIIINNNSSSS….. ARRRRGH…. URRRRRRGH…

  47. Macaulay Culkin Paint Covered Jeans
    sandycakes
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    at least he’s gettin out the house. likely without a shower, certainly without changing into clean clothes, but out.

  48. JoJo Cleavage Legs Tight Dress 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
    sandycakes
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    eh.

  49. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Book Signing
    sandycakes
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    *gag* (that’s what she said) . I’ve never seen so much as a mention of her except on this site.

  50. Kanye West
    popwilleatitself
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    No matter what the look on his face is, it always looks like self-loathing to me.

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