Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which signals our end of day, so you can suck it West Coast! Completely fabricated coastal rivalries aside, we’d love for you all to enjoy this smattering of random, starting with the pants that drugs painted, as well as Larry King, who wants that telegraph sent by sundown or nobody gets their nickel raise, Tulisa Contostavlos, whose breasts don’t lie, and finally, the great Sam Waterston who is way too drunk for has no patience for crappy red carpet banter.
Phew, thank goodness Brooke Mueller‘s finally clean. I mean, if she was still high as shit, she’d probably be trying to hock shitty, homemade jewelry somewhe– Wait,
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Demonstrating the size of Chris Brown’s member. Length, not circumference.
“In my village, the girl who does makeovers in El K-Mart has mucho respecto!”
Seriously, Sofia gets prettier every year!
Could I get another dozen pairs of mom jeans to try on, please?
And by mom jeans you mean granny jeans?
The one known as The Daywalker.
“And and and then the biggest boy pushed me down and took my lunch money…I was terribly terribly frightened…I thought I was gonna plotz!”
And then Timothy Green, he just DIED!
Hey! Spoiler alert!
Are you sure it wasn’t called the Whoretorium?
Now, where did I put that career?
What are you talking about? She has way more of a legit career (in fasion) than she did before. She actually decided to grow up– and looks fantastic.
“DON’T MAKE ME TAKE MY BELT OFF!” Looks like he keeps those kids in check.
The way she’s sitting, I believe she must sign with her tits.
They don’t make enough makeup to makeover the big ol’ gals @ the mart. Damn!
Sam Waterston is … special.
He needs a fix before he plucks himself bald. Rehab dude Reeeeehab!
She’s hot!!!
All that prime forehead space gone to waste is a real shame.
flawless De Niro impersonation
A Tale Of Two Titties!
i didn’t realize that they opened a necklaces for coke exchange in LA
How do we know that’s not Chris Robinson?
Poor thing had a stroke during the show.
There, there Kanye. It’s OK, they’ll have more fish sticks tomorrow. You can wait a day.
She has had a kidney transplant, it could be the reason for her looking aged. I think she is hilarious and very pretty.
Extreme PERFECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
And once in a while a picture comes along that leaves you with “no comment” as this picture ALONE is worth a thousand laughs…. The possibilities are endless!
Spoiler Alert:………….Tits
HAYDEN ponders: “Hayden was Darth Vader. Hayden is a REAL Hollywood star. Hayden DOES NOT stand in line with The Situation and Brooke Hogan.
Hey pickpocketing pays!
If you stare at her dress you can see a rocket ship and planets.
IT’S A SCHOONER!
THERE IS NO EASTERBUNNY!
I knew you’d get it, schooner or later.
Who used her stomach as a punching bag?
I thought the one on the far right was Bristol Palin. That would really up the fright factor.
Not really.
Falls under the category of Hollywood making someone cuter than they actually are.
Why so serious ?
No talent waste of space.
It’s nice for a change to see a final five gal actually having some fun on the beach, not just posing.
Lando’s co-pilot.
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen the homeless guy before, but not the other guy.
The only thing I would buy from K-Mart is that chair.
I’d buy it as long as she was still in it!
Love that man!
Guttersnipe.
Wow, talk about extremes, first Pippa’s man bum and now Kim Kardashian’s mini me.
“Hello, Denise from Los Angeles, you’re on the air…and I don’t know where I parked!”
Just like any other suburban 40 year old soccer mom….oh wait
Nice one Fish. You’re going to have to circle were Eli is because I can’t see him.
Steven Tyler singing love in an elevator.
It’s all over once you get the bingo wings.
BRWWWWAAAAAAIIIIINNNSSSS….. ARRRRGH…. URRRRRRGH…
at least he’s gettin out the house. likely without a shower, certainly without changing into clean clothes, but out.
eh.
*gag* (that’s what she said) . I’ve never seen so much as a mention of her except on this site.
No matter what the look on his face is, it always looks like self-loathing to me.