The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.28.12

September 28th, 2012 // 538 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which signals our end of day, so you can suck it West Coast! Completely fabricated coastal rivalries aside, we’d love for you all to enjoy this smattering of random, starting with the pants that drugs painted, as well as Larry King, who wants that telegraph sent by sundown or nobody gets their nickel raise, Tulisa Contostavlos, whose breasts don’t lie, and finally, the great Sam Waterston who is way too drunk for has no patience for crappy red carpet banter.

Phew, thank goodness Brooke Mueller‘s finally clean. I mean, if she was still high as shit, she’d probably be trying to hock shitty, homemade jewelry somewhe– Wait,

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Spalsh News, WENN

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  1. Melissa Molinaro Butt Tight Dress
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    Kim Kardashian ain’t got shit on this woman. I’ll take her over any Kardashian.

  2. Sharon Stone Drunk
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    Looks like someone’s basic instinct is to get hammered every night. Ammiright?

  3. Brooke Mueller Crappy Jewelry
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    She stole Amanda Bynes’ talking necklaces.

  4. Kanye West
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    awe…did someone call him a gay fish?

  5. Shia LaBeouf Laos Hat Cut Off Jean Shorts
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    I bet he’s listening to the Transformers soundtrack.

  6. Rihanna Open Shirt Underboob Tattoo
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    She so classy…

  7. Shia LaBeouf Laos Hat Cut Off Jean Shorts
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    iPhone 4…really Shia?

  8. Kanye West
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    Ima let you finish, but Chris Brown’s bitch tears were one of the best of all time.

  9. Kanye West
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    Every so often, Kanye is blessed with a tiny moment of complete clarity. In that blink of time he sees himself, his music, and his relationships through an absolute and honest unfiltered lens for only a split second.

    He generally wakes up sobbing and covered in vomit..

  10. Rihanna Open Shirt Underboob Tattoo
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    Has anyone given any thought to how that tattoo is going to age?

  11. Hayden Christensen Beard
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    “seconds before being taken to the hospital, Hayden Christensen was heard to say ‘who are you looking at, I was Darth Vader dammit’ “

  12. Matt Smith Fighting Homeless Guy
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    don’t make eye contact, they see it as a sign of aggression

  13. Sharon Stone Drunk
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    Finally, she wears something we can’t see her mournful granny titties through.

  14. Kelsey Grammer
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    Looks like Frasier’s gonna’ have to beat a bitch.

  15. Eli Roth Goretorium The Strip's Terrifying New Horror Experince Launch Party
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    So…people are terrified of silicone?

  16. Macaulay Culkin Paint Covered Jeans
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    Homeless Alone

  17. Macaulay Culkin Paint Covered Jeans
    B&WMinstrel
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    Jackson’s Pillock

  18. Sofia Vergara Upskirt Panty Flash K-Mart Makeover
    mrsmass
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    who’s going to give them makeovers of their k-mart makeovers?

    i didn’t know k-mart still existed.

  19. Sarah Hyland Yellow Teeth Cleavage 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
    eatme
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    something died in her mouth

  20. Larry King Yelling Into Phone
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    I don’t know…he just walked up to me and said, “Chicago, you’re on the air”, crapped his pants, and then wandered off.

  21. JoJo Cleavage Legs Tight Dress 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
    Michael_D
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    COME AT ME BRO

  22. Larry King Yelling Into Phone
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    If this were a movie, black women would be yelling at the screen to warn him that Rush Limbaugh was right behind him.

  23. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
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    She better hope England never adopts the “flat tax”.

  24. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Book Signing
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    Her story so far looks good from this angle.

  25. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
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    Fish, how much do you pay for these Pippa pictures? Is it like a $10 mystery bag, and inside you find some drunk Tara Reid, some Pippa butt, and a couple of Lindsay blowing a club owner?

  26. Kanye West
    Cock Dr
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    He gets no sympathy from me.
    If a man lies down with cows he’s gonna smell like manure.

  27. Melissa Molinaro Butt Tight Dress
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    Note to Kim K. That’s how you do a sexy ass!

  28. Eli Roth Goretorium The Strip's Terrifying New Horror Experince Launch Party
    B&WMinstrel
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    After you’ve sawn them in half can it really be that hard to put them back in the right order? Isn’t it like matching socks?

  29. Brooke Mueller Crappy Jewelry
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    Off to the pawn shop to cash-in for more coke?

  30. Matt Smith Fighting Homeless Guy
    B&WMinstrel
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    Don’t let this fool you. His heart’s a lot bigger on the inside.

  31. Matt Smith Fighting Homeless Guy
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    Gwyneth Paltrow just came.

  32. JoJo Cleavage Legs Tight Dress 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
    meeps!
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    Looks like stubby Madonna is ready to throw down…

  33. Jennifer Garner
    JC
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    Coming soon: “Electra 2: Curse of the Receding Hairline.”

  34. Hayden Christensen Beard
    1NDUN
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    Still hating on the Sand People. Nice threatening glare, but he’s not one of them.

  35. Larry King Yelling Into Phone
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    I don’t know if this means anything, but this is the exact same place where Kelsey Grammer was photographed four pics back.

  36. Sam Waterston An Enemy Of The People Broadway Opening Night
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    No fair, making Jack look nuts!

  37. Kanye West
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    AAAAAARGH! Why, penis? Why? Why can’t you be more picky?

  38. Rihanna Open Shirt Underboob Tattoo
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    “There’s a spot on my body this big that I haven’t f#$@’ed up yet with tattoos or bruises!”

  39. Shia LaBeouf Laos Hat Cut Off Jean Shorts
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    my bologna has a first name…………

  40. Olivia Wilde Butt Tight Dress Butter Premiere
    LegMan
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    Her ass is too far down her body.

  41. Sarah Hyland Yellow Teeth Cleavage 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
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    One of the few people whose bobble head doll is equally proportionate.

  42. Eli Roth Goretorium The Strip's Terrifying New Horror Experince Launch Party
    1NDUN
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    So, Al Gore will be the bodiless voice explaining how hot these ho-stesses are proves global warming.

  43. Eli Roth Goretorium The Strip's Terrifying New Horror Experince Launch Party
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    They put the “Ho” in horror

  44. Matt Smith Fighting Homeless Guy
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    “I am not the droid you are looking for!”

  45. Sharon Stone Drunk
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    Sadly, this is actually a topless photo!

  46. Shia LaBeouf Laos Hat Cut Off Jean Shorts
    neo
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    Is that an iPhone, or a John Hamm?

  47. Nicole Richie Cleavage Sports Bra
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    “Honey, I’m home! Open the door.”

  48. Sam Waterston An Enemy Of The People Broadway Opening Night
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    Oops! I think I just shit myself.

  49. Kelsey Grammer
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    “Granpa, NO! We’ll be home in five minutes. Can’t you hold it?”

  50. Hayden Christensen Beard
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    Someone on reddit is pissed he fucked up their creeper shot

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