Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which signals our end of day, so you can suck it West Coast! Completely fabricated coastal rivalries aside, we’d love for you all to enjoy this smattering of random, starting with the pants that drugs painted, as well as Larry King, who wants that telegraph sent by sundown or nobody gets their nickel raise, Tulisa Contostavlos, whose breasts don’t lie, and finally, the great Sam Waterston who is way too drunk for has no patience for crappy red carpet banter.
Phew, thank goodness Brooke Mueller‘s finally clean. I mean, if she was still high as shit, she’d probably be trying to hock shitty, homemade jewelry somewhe– Wait,
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Kim Kardashian ain’t got shit on this woman. I’ll take her over any Kardashian.
Looks like someone’s basic instinct is to get hammered every night. Ammiright?
She stole Amanda Bynes’ talking necklaces.
awe…did someone call him a gay fish?
I bet he’s listening to the Transformers soundtrack.
She so classy…
iPhone 4…really Shia?
Ima let you finish, but Chris Brown’s bitch tears were one of the best of all time.
Every so often, Kanye is blessed with a tiny moment of complete clarity. In that blink of time he sees himself, his music, and his relationships through an absolute and honest unfiltered lens for only a split second.
He generally wakes up sobbing and covered in vomit..
Has anyone given any thought to how that tattoo is going to age?
Yes. Not well.
it will age like the rest of her…rapidly.
“seconds before being taken to the hospital, Hayden Christensen was heard to say ‘who are you looking at, I was Darth Vader dammit’ “
don’t make eye contact, they see it as a sign of aggression
Finally, she wears something we can’t see her mournful granny titties through.
Looks like Frasier’s gonna’ have to beat a bitch.
So…people are terrified of silicone?
They’re also afraid of butter faces, bad tattoos and mismatched socks.
Homeless Alone
HAHAHAHA
Even the HAHAHAHA comment was right on target.
Jackson’s Pillock
who’s going to give them makeovers of their k-mart makeovers?
i didn’t know k-mart still existed.
something died in her mouth
I don’t know…he just walked up to me and said, “Chicago, you’re on the air”, crapped his pants, and then wandered off.
COME AT ME BRO
If this were a movie, black women would be yelling at the screen to warn him that Rush Limbaugh was right behind him.
She better hope England never adopts the “flat tax”.
Her story so far looks good from this angle.
Fish, how much do you pay for these Pippa pictures? Is it like a $10 mystery bag, and inside you find some drunk Tara Reid, some Pippa butt, and a couple of Lindsay blowing a club owner?
Did you write “pay”? I am sure you meant “get paid to post.”
I’m not really clear how this whole business model works.
1. Website posts photos of celebrities
2. Jackasses say hurtful things about them
3. ???
4. Profit
He gets no sympathy from me.
If a man lies down with cows he’s gonna smell like manure.
Note to Kim K. That’s how you do a sexy ass!
After you’ve sawn them in half can it really be that hard to put them back in the right order? Isn’t it like matching socks?
Off to the pawn shop to cash-in for more coke?
Don’t let this fool you. His heart’s a lot bigger on the inside.
That’s because he has two of them.
Indeed, what they do for Children in Need should make Bono want to cry himself to sleep in a rainforest somewhere.
Gwyneth Paltrow just came.
Looks like stubby Madonna is ready to throw down…
Coming soon: “Electra 2: Curse of the Receding Hairline.”
Still hating on the Sand People. Nice threatening glare, but he’s not one of them.
I don’t know if this means anything, but this is the exact same place where Kelsey Grammer was photographed four pics back.
No fair, making Jack look nuts!
AAAAAARGH! Why, penis? Why? Why can’t you be more picky?
“There’s a spot on my body this big that I haven’t f#$@’ed up yet with tattoos or bruises!”
my bologna has a first name…………
Her ass is too far down her body.
Where I come from, we call that ‘tall.’
One of the few people whose bobble head doll is equally proportionate.
So, Al Gore will be the bodiless voice explaining how hot these ho-stesses are proves global warming.
They put the “Ho” in horror
“I am not the droid you are looking for!”
Sadly, this is actually a topless photo!
Is that an iPhone, or a John Hamm?
“Honey, I’m home! Open the door.”
Oops! I think I just shit myself.
“Granpa, NO! We’ll be home in five minutes. Can’t you hold it?”
Someone on reddit is pissed he fucked up their creeper shot