Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which signals our end of day, so you can suck it West Coast! Completely fabricated coastal rivalries aside, we’d love for you all to enjoy this smattering of random, starting with the pants that drugs painted, as well as Larry King, who wants that telegraph sent by sundown or nobody gets their nickel raise, Tulisa Contostavlos, whose breasts don’t lie, and finally, the great Sam Waterston who is way too drunk for has no patience for crappy red carpet banter.
Phew, thank goodness Brooke Mueller‘s finally clean. I mean, if she was still high as shit, she’d probably be trying to hock shitty, homemade jewelry somewhe– Wait,
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are those mardi gras beads? because she deserves way more than one string for showing her snatch
Those are beads all right, but not Mardi Gras beads…
anal beads!!!!!! lol
Having sex in the backseat of your car is always fun until the paparazzi catch you with your pants around your ankles. Literally.
Those eyes…
Well, the rest is pretty nice too.
I want to give her a facial.
That is so unselfish of you. I guess you’re just one of those guys who is always willing to lend a hand…job.
That’s a dude’s ass.
I agree with above poster, I will never fucking understand why decent looking women get disgusting tattoos. That makes you completely unmarryable (I know its not a word) instantly
I always find it hilarious when guys say that..O DAMN you don’t want to wife me up ::sob:: oh no my life is ruined!
Because you’re not the type of guy I would want to attract and or marry anyway so no worries!! ;)
And I doubt any of those ladies are interested in you, either!
But thanks for sharing your dislike for girls with tattoos it’s really fasinating!
Sincerely,
Hot girl with tattoos
*Hot Girls with Tattoos”= oxymoron
Don’t worry about it XGL. Someone as arrogant and narrowminded as you will never have to worry about attracting a decent looking girl anyway.
If tatts made women look SO MUCH BETTER, then WHY don’t they get them plastered all over their faces? If tatts DON’T distract from natural looks, WHERE are all the hot females with face tatts? When you can point them out to me, ..oh wait. I’ll be in the grave before you can. As you were
No, i’m not married or anything….oh wait, I am, to pure class who doesn’t look like trash. And in case you missed the point of this website, it’s called the superficial. everyone makes opinions. Yours is that tattoos aren’t trashy mine is that they are. Why so defensive? I hire, and if I see tattoos, I don’t hire. It’s unprofessional, and I know plenty of people who agree with me. Same with visible piercings. Just the way it is. So obviously plenty of people share my opinion. Carry on, if you’re happy the way you are, have at it. I’m happy with not having married or hired people with tattoos.
Ever notice every chick who thinks she got hotter with tattoos would be a lot hotter 50lbs lighter?
The Mercedes’ Old Emmy winning cock giveaway wasn’t quite as successful as they hoped.
I can smell him through my monitor.
I really don’t think they are real. But they look fantastic, so if they are fake, bravo doctor.
Remember when he fell off the stage??? bahahahahahhaha
First of all, keep him out of the light, she hates bright light, especially sunlight, it’ll kill her. Second, don’t give herany water, not even to drink. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much she cries, no matter how much she begs, never feed her after midnight.
one of very few photos of jimmy hoffa above the sidewalk.
As if a robot and a mannequin had a love child. Wait, where was Arnold Schwarzenegger 22 years ago?
Dude, that is the prettiest girl who has ever stepped foot in k-mart
Is she still a teen?
Is she still a singer?
Is she still wearing clothes?
Damnit this girl is tasty.
And still, I think Mila downgraded by dating Ashton, even though this guy wears puke
they’re living out their fantasy of being “lovers” from the 70′s Show. Kutcher had a boner for her when they did the show but she was only 15 when she started. now that they’re older he can pretend she’s 15 and bang her ass off.
I gotta say, he’s wise for getting rid of that creepy-ass hipster hairstyle. I’m no homo, but he looks better this way. And I enjoyed him in “Lawless”.
“Eeehhhhh! This bag is filled with ding dongs, of both sorts. Dammit Kim! What have I told you?”
Wait… was this photo taken a few minutes after someone proposed to her?
FUCK YEAH! She’s fucking sexy. Nice dress. It would look even better on my bedroom floor in the morning.
Autobiography of this girl: I’m plain but my tits make people think i’m pretty. The end.
“Honest.”
When I read that Katy Perry popped into my damn head.
How much did she pay to look like two midgets in a chinese finger trap?
HOLY SHIT. Kudos, B&W. Kudos. I pissed a little.
“What do you mean people have invented butt injections and implants, I could have had girl with a booty like that without letting Kris Jenner touch me?!”
Apparently Christopher Columbus doesn’t have his phone number listed.
So we can all agree she stuffed her ass for the wedding?
Of course she did. The world was watching and she wanted to steal her sister’s thunder.
Yeah, I was giving her the benefit of the doubt, but hey I guess for like a week she had attention. Her sister is a classic beauty, she’s a classic butter face….without the butt
Between law and order and great gatsby, i have nothing bad to say about this guy
Plus his work for TD Ameritrade was stellar.
jesus how could i forget his best work??
Remember his Robot Insurance skit? :D
I didn’t realize Ashton was through with Mila already. Man, he works fast.
“Gonna take my car Camille? I’ll fill it up for you you selfish cunt. Special Premium, How is that?”
K, i’m getting my shotgun and cans of food ready. The zombie apocalypse is here. Johnny Lewis walks among us.
“But I wanted a WAFFLE cone!”
A Blue Waffle Cone?
This is the girl who old navy had in their commercials, and kim sued them for using someone who looked like her. Which is completely wrong, because this girl is ten times prettier
I hate it when my invisible friend talks back too.
Not seen: Chris Brown’s phone.
though the zombies are cleverer than i thought they’d be. Hiding the side of his face that hit the pavement.
Sadly, the Mexican who sells peeled oranges sold out hours ago leaving Brooke on her own by the highway.
Such an odd looking head; like a really pretty cowcatcher
She’s really skinny, but pretty. Is every single guy in that line gay? How can they not be looking at her?
shes not that skinny.
It must suck to know your husband has been inside of blake lively while you were raising his 3 kids
It must suck to have been inside Blake Lively. She’s probably about as interesting in the sack as a blow up doll.
“Ah-Ah-Ah-Chewie!”
You win this week
Epic example of 21st century female.
Ah, the one person who has worse taste in men than katy perry.
Nah, just typical social climber, hanging on to the most famous guy who will have her.
Probably true, but how the hell do you explain Fez?
mario lopez cheated on that. Most likely with a man.
He just saw the Tulisa Contostavlos pic.
“Well you tell that motherfucker that the early bird special starts when I walk through that door and knock his goddamned teeth out.”
She knows how to sell books.
I see her very own Boner Boy in her future.
“Shhh! Just wait a second…do you hear that? That’s the sound of no one giving a shit. Now, out of my way, pauper!”
Time to add a couple more slots to the masturbation schedule.
…said 50-cent.