The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.28.12

September 28th, 2012 // 538 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which signals our end of day, so you can suck it West Coast! Completely fabricated coastal rivalries aside, we’d love for you all to enjoy this smattering of random, starting with the pants that drugs painted, as well as Larry King, who wants that telegraph sent by sundown or nobody gets their nickel raise, Tulisa Contostavlos, whose breasts don’t lie, and finally, the great Sam Waterston who is way too drunk for has no patience for crappy red carpet banter.

Phew, thank goodness Brooke Mueller‘s finally clean. I mean, if she was still high as shit, she’d probably be trying to hock shitty, homemade jewelry somewhe– Wait,

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  1. Sharon Stone Drunk
    XGL
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    are those mardi gras beads? because she deserves way more than one string for showing her snatch

  2. Kelsey Grammer
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    Having sex in the backseat of your car is always fun until the paparazzi catch you with your pants around your ankles. Literally.

  3. Olivia Wilde Butt Tight Dress Butter Premiere
    BigOkie
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    Those eyes…

    Well, the rest is pretty nice too.

  4. Sofia Vergara Upskirt Panty Flash K-Mart Makeover
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    I want to give her a facial.

  5. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    gnarla
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    That’s a dude’s ass.

  6. Eli Roth Goretorium The Strip's Terrifying New Horror Experince Launch Party
    XGL
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    I agree with above poster, I will never fucking understand why decent looking women get disgusting tattoos. That makes you completely unmarryable (I know its not a word) instantly

    • Out of Your League

      I always find it hilarious when guys say that..O DAMN you don’t want to wife me up ::sob:: oh no my life is ruined!

      Because you’re not the type of guy I would want to attract and or marry anyway so no worries!! ;)

      And I doubt any of those ladies are interested in you, either!

      But thanks for sharing your dislike for girls with tattoos it’s really fasinating!

      Sincerely,

      Hot girl with tattoos

      • XGL

        *Hot Girls with Tattoos”= oxymoron

      • Drew

        Don’t worry about it XGL. Someone as arrogant and narrowminded as you will never have to worry about attracting a decent looking girl anyway.

      • Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

        If tatts made women look SO MUCH BETTER, then WHY don’t they get them plastered all over their faces? If tatts DON’T distract from natural looks, WHERE are all the hot females with face tatts? When you can point them out to me, ..oh wait. I’ll be in the grave before you can. As you were

      • XGL

        No, i’m not married or anything….oh wait, I am, to pure class who doesn’t look like trash. And in case you missed the point of this website, it’s called the superficial. everyone makes opinions. Yours is that tattoos aren’t trashy mine is that they are. Why so defensive? I hire, and if I see tattoos, I don’t hire. It’s unprofessional, and I know plenty of people who agree with me. Same with visible piercings. Just the way it is. So obviously plenty of people share my opinion. Carry on, if you’re happy the way you are, have at it. I’m happy with not having married or hired people with tattoos.

      • Ever notice every chick who thinks she got hotter with tattoos would be a lot hotter 50lbs lighter?

  7. Kelsey Grammer
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The Mercedes’ Old Emmy winning cock giveaway wasn’t quite as successful as they hoped.

  8. Macaulay Culkin Paint Covered Jeans
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    I can smell him through my monitor.

  9. Nicole Richie Cleavage Sports Bra
    XGL
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    I really don’t think they are real. But they look fantastic, so if they are fake, bravo doctor.

  10. Kelsey Grammer
    XGL
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    Remember when he fell off the stage??? bahahahahahhaha

  11. Sarah Hyland Yellow Teeth Cleavage 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
    Joe
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    First of all, keep him out of the light, she hates bright light, especially sunlight, it’ll kill her. Second, don’t give herany water, not even to drink. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much she cries, no matter how much she begs, never feed her after midnight.

  12. Larry King Yelling Into Phone
    zomgbie
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    one of very few photos of jimmy hoffa above the sidewalk.

  13. JoJo Cleavage Legs Tight Dress 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
    Mohawk Disco
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    As if a robot and a mannequin had a love child. Wait, where was Arnold Schwarzenegger 22 years ago?

  14. Sofia Vergara Upskirt Panty Flash K-Mart Makeover
    XGL
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    Dude, that is the prettiest girl who has ever stepped foot in k-mart

  15. JoJo Cleavage Legs Tight Dress 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Is she still a teen?

    Is she still a singer?

    Is she still wearing clothes?

  16. Amber Heard Butt Tight Jeans
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    Damnit this girl is tasty.

  17. Macaulay Culkin Paint Covered Jeans
    XGL
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    And still, I think Mila downgraded by dating Ashton, even though this guy wears puke

    • karlito

      they’re living out their fantasy of being “lovers” from the 70′s Show. Kutcher had a boner for her when they did the show but she was only 15 when she started. now that they’re older he can pretend she’s 15 and bang her ass off.

  18. Shia LaBeouf Laos Hat Cut Off Jean Shorts
    Michael
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    I gotta say, he’s wise for getting rid of that creepy-ass hipster hairstyle. I’m no homo, but he looks better this way. And I enjoyed him in “Lawless”.

  19. Kanye West
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    “Eeehhhhh! This bag is filled with ding dongs, of both sorts. Dammit Kim! What have I told you?”

  20. Hilary Duff Workout Clothes
    Cypherpunk
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    Wait… was this photo taken a few minutes after someone proposed to her?

  21. JoJo Cleavage Legs Tight Dress 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
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    FUCK YEAH! She’s fucking sexy. Nice dress. It would look even better on my bedroom floor in the morning.

  22. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Book Signing
    XGL
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    Autobiography of this girl: I’m plain but my tits make people think i’m pretty. The end.

  23. Jennifer Garner
    B&WMinstrel
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    How much did she pay to look like two midgets in a chinese finger trap?

  24. Kanye West
    rantatonne
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    “What do you mean people have invented butt injections and implants, I could have had girl with a booty like that without letting Kris Jenner touch me?!”

  25. Larry King Yelling Into Phone
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Apparently Christopher Columbus doesn’t have his phone number listed.

  26. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    XGL
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    So we can all agree she stuffed her ass for the wedding?

    • Of course she did. The world was watching and she wanted to steal her sister’s thunder.

      • XGL

        Yeah, I was giving her the benefit of the doubt, but hey I guess for like a week she had attention. Her sister is a classic beauty, she’s a classic butter face….without the butt

  27. Sam Waterston An Enemy Of The People Broadway Opening Night
    XGL
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    Between law and order and great gatsby, i have nothing bad to say about this guy

  28. Sarah Hyland Yellow Teeth Cleavage 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
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    I didn’t realize Ashton was through with Mila already. Man, he works fast.

  29. Kelsey Grammer
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    “Gonna take my car Camille? I’ll fill it up for you you selfish cunt. Special Premium, How is that?”

  30. Macaulay Culkin Paint Covered Jeans
    rantatonne
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    K, i’m getting my shotgun and cans of food ready. The zombie apocalypse is here. Johnny Lewis walks among us.

  31. Kanye West
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    “But I wanted a WAFFLE cone!”

  32. Melissa Molinaro Butt Tight Dress
    XGL
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    This is the girl who old navy had in their commercials, and kim sued them for using someone who looked like her. Which is completely wrong, because this girl is ten times prettier

  33. Brooke Mueller Crappy Jewelry
    XGL
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    I hate it when my invisible friend talks back too.

  34. Rihanna Open Shirt Underboob Tattoo
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    Not seen: Chris Brown’s phone.

  35. Macaulay Culkin Paint Covered Jeans
    rantatonne
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    though the zombies are cleverer than i thought they’d be. Hiding the side of his face that hit the pavement.

  36. Brooke Mueller Crappy Jewelry
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Sadly, the Mexican who sells peeled oranges sold out hours ago leaving Brooke on her own by the highway.

  37. Olivia Wilde Butt Tight Dress Butter Premiere
    B&WMinstrel
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    Such an odd looking head; like a really pretty cowcatcher

  38. Olivia Wilde Butt Tight Dress Butter Premiere
    XGL
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    She’s really skinny, but pretty. Is every single guy in that line gay? How can they not be looking at her?

  39. Jennifer Garner
    XGL
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    It must suck to know your husband has been inside of blake lively while you were raising his 3 kids

    • Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

      It must suck to have been inside Blake Lively. She’s probably about as interesting in the sack as a blow up doll.

  40. Kanye West
    primitivefix06
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    “Ah-Ah-Ah-Chewie!”

  41. Olivia Wilde Butt Tight Dress Butter Premiere
    rantatonne
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    You win this week

  42. Olivia Wilde Butt Tight Dress Butter Premiere
    Fuggaduggabuck!
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    Epic example of 21st century female.

  43. Minka Kelly
    XGL
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    Ah, the one person who has worse taste in men than katy perry.

  44. Ali Landry Butt Bikini
    XGL
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    mario lopez cheated on that. Most likely with a man.

  45. Sam Waterston An Enemy Of The People Broadway Opening Night
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    He just saw the Tulisa Contostavlos pic.

  46. Larry King Yelling Into Phone
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    “Well you tell that motherfucker that the early bird special starts when I walk through that door and knock his goddamned teeth out.”

  47. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Book Signing
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    She knows how to sell books.

  48. Ali Landry Butt Bikini
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I see her very own Boner Boy in her future.

  49. Matt Smith Fighting Homeless Guy
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    “Shhh! Just wait a second…do you hear that? That’s the sound of no one giving a shit. Now, out of my way, pauper!”

  50. Olivia Wilde Butt Tight Dress Butter Premiere
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    Time to add a couple more slots to the masturbation schedule.

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