The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.28.12

September 28th, 2012 // 538 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which signals our end of day, so you can suck it West Coast! Completely fabricated coastal rivalries aside, we’d love for you all to enjoy this smattering of random, starting with the pants that drugs painted, as well as Larry King, who wants that telegraph sent by sundown or nobody gets their nickel raise, Tulisa Contostavlos, whose breasts don’t lie, and finally, the great Sam Waterston who is way too drunk for has no patience for crappy red carpet banter.

Phew, thank goodness Brooke Mueller‘s finally clean. I mean, if she was still high as shit, she’d probably be trying to hock shitty, homemade jewelry somewhe– Wait,

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Spalsh News, WENN

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  1. Melissa Molinaro Butt Tight Dress
    Ronaldo
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    Niceeeeee

  2. Larry King Yelling Into Phone
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    Someone needs to gently guide him back to his care facility.

  3. Matt Smith Fighting Homeless Guy
    dirtdog
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    Who?

  4. Kanye West
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    Kim just told him his dick’s not as big as Ray J’s.

  5. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Book Signing
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    She has Paris eye.

  6. Sarah Hyland Yellow Teeth Cleavage 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
    Mohawk Disco
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    She’s cute. Sadly, she’s not going to age well.

  7. Minka Kelly
    YAAR
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    If I saw this walking towards me, I would jizz my pants and roll around on the ground hyperventilating. In that order.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      Well I’d hit it, then send her on her way with a gift basket full of worthless signed baseballs.

      She likes that.

  8. Jennifer Garner
    Dashwood
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    “Ben, does this dress make my forehead look fat?”

  9. Matt Smith Fighting Homeless Guy
    Matty
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    That guy’s about to get a sonic screwdriver to the teeth!

    I haven’t been laid in a while…

  10. Ali Landry Butt Bikini
    YAAR
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    Where do you apply for a job as that towel?

  11. Matt Smith Fighting Homeless Guy
    Mr. Poop
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    Which one is the homeless man?

  12. Amber Heard Butt Tight Jeans
    XGL
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    I’m honestly confused as to whether she is a lesbian or bisexual. Though, I do feel like Johnny Depp could turn a girl straight.

  13. Jennifer Garner
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    Three kids came of that. Just sayin’, Jessica Simpson

  14. JoJo Cleavage Legs Tight Dress 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
    YAAR
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    You don’t need the makeup. No one is looking at the face.

  15. Macaulay Culkin Paint Covered Jeans
    Mr. Poop
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    those pants look like they were shit out by a unicorn

  16. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Book Signing
    Mr. Poop
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    whore

  17. Brooke Mueller Crappy Jewelry
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    Pale face even stole our crappy roadside jewelry racket.

  18. Ali Landry Butt Bikini
    Ronaldo
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    Big and toned. Thats a nice ass

  19. Kanye West
    XGL
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    Is he peeing? Because he looks to be in pain.

  20. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Book Signing
    catapostrophe
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    That looks like a hefty page count.

  21. Hayden Christensen Beard
    Mohawk Disco
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    I’m looking at the blonde behind him.

  22. Kanye West
    Mr. Poop
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    “Mom! That mean boy peed on my girlfriend!”

  23. Eli Roth Goretorium The Strip's Terrifying New Horror Experince Launch Party
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    Such a fan of wordplay, that Eli Roth.

  24. Sarah Hyland Yellow Teeth Cleavage 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
    hatersgonhate
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    does she smoke?? look at those teeth!!

  25. Sarah Hyland Yellow Teeth Cleavage 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
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    She’s so beautiful. Bad choice of makeup here, though.

  26. Kelsey Grammer
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    …and the number one sign that you’ve lost your mind: walking an invisible dog.

  27. Hilary Duff Workout Clothes
    Mohawk Disco
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    Yeah, you can smile all you want. I think we can declare those pounds are not coming off. EVER.

  28. Sofia Vergara Upskirt Panty Flash K-Mart Makeover
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    Her upskirt is just a sexless void :(

  29. Macaulay Culkin Paint Covered Jeans
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    Yes, this is MUCH better than a few months ago. Is he wearing his artwork now?

  30. Hilary Duff Workout Clothes
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    Looking good. (Obviously not talking about the face)

  31. Brooke Mueller Crappy Jewelry
    catapostrophe
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    So many necklaces; so little self-respect.

  32. Ali Landry Butt Bikini
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    Well, Cock Dr., you have your shoes shot. Happy now?

    This sounds like an insult, doesn’t it? “Aaaahhhh, ya mudder surfs in army boots…”

  33. Eli Roth Goretorium The Strip's Terrifying New Horror Experince Launch Party
    BigOkie
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    Eli Roth where?

  34. Olivia Wilde Butt Tight Dress Butter Premiere
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    Butter short arms.

  35. Rihanna Open Shirt Underboob Tattoo
    XGL
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    At least the necklace will make it easier for breezy to choke her

  36. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Book Signing
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    I feel like I should Bing her, because honestly, I have no freaking idea who she is.

  37. Eli Roth Goretorium The Strip's Terrifying New Horror Experince Launch Party
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    Why do girls get these ugly fucking tattoos?

    • I don’t get it either. It’s like hot chicks aren’t satisfied with being amazingly hot, and are so desperate they get shitty tattoos and make themselves LESS hot.

      although none of that is applicable to the chicks in this photo.

  38. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
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    “Excuse me, miss.. you have a flat.”

    “Oh, no! Which tire?”

    “I wasn’t talking about your car…”

  39. Sarah Hyland Yellow Teeth Cleavage 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
    XGL
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    She is actually pretty funny on the show, and she made fun of lea michele, so I’m a fan of her

  40. Nicole Richie Cleavage Sports Bra
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    Pregnancy was the best thing to ever happen to her.

  41. Hayden Christensen Beard
    XGL
    Commented on this photo:

    Look, his trolling was a success! The guy in the red looks all about it!

  42. Hilary Duff Workout Clothes
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    The Kristen Cavallari pics are going to ruin her day.

    That or the bacon shortage.

  43. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
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    True what they say, black is slimming. In this case, it’s damn near an invisibility cloak,

  44. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    BigOkie
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    Can we agree to just refer to her as the “Flat-assed girl with no face”?

  45. Macaulay Culkin Paint Covered Jeans
    Mohawk Disco
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    Mila still fucking someone else? OK, meltdown can continue.

    • Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

      It’s not just “someone else”– it’s Ashton Kutcher.

      You’d cry, too, if it happened to you…

  46. Hilary Duff Workout Clothes
    XGL
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    She obviously farted.

  47. Matt Smith Fighting Homeless Guy
    XGL
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    invisible salma hayek

  48. Brooke Mueller Crappy Jewelry
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    “I saw this on Pinterest!”

  49. Melissa Molinaro Butt Tight Dress
    BigOkie
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    Kim Kardashian’s prettier doppleganger.

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