The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.28.12

September 28th, 2012 // 538 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which signals our end of day, so you can suck it West Coast! Completely fabricated coastal rivalries aside, we’d love for you all to enjoy this smattering of random, starting with the pants that drugs painted, as well as Larry King, who wants that telegraph sent by sundown or nobody gets their nickel raise, Tulisa Contostavlos, whose breasts don’t lie, and finally, the great Sam Waterston who is way too drunk for has no patience for crappy red carpet banter.

Phew, thank goodness Brooke Mueller‘s finally clean. I mean, if she was still high as shit, she’d probably be trying to hock shitty, homemade jewelry somewhe– Wait,

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Spalsh News, WENN

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  1. Shia LaBeouf Laos Hat Cut Off Jean Shorts
    cagster
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    I think you’ve spelled (spelt for Brits) it wrong, it’s “Louse”

  2. Kanye West
    Mary Feeney
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    Rubbing one out and making his “O” face.

  3. Hayden Christensen Beard
    cagster
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    Someone’s on day release from the George Lucas talent graveyard.

  4. Kanye West
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    Stop that! Didn’t you hear what 50 cent said?

  5. Ali Landry Butt Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    yes, yes, and more yes!

  6. Sarah Hyland Yellow Teeth Cleavage 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
    Critical Cretin
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    Such a cutie, but seems to need a better stylist.

  7. Kanye West
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t cry, Kanye—It Gets Better™.

  8. Kelsey Grammer
    cagster
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t think his divorce settlement could get much more nasty, but I was wrong.

  9. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Book Signing
    Commented on this photo:

    AKA “Honest: Anything But”

  10. Kanye West
    Herschel Dubin
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    Homo Sapiens?

  11. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Book Signing
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Of course I’ll do an autograph. Who should I make it out to? ‘Cleavage?’ That’s an unusual name.”

  12. Sarah Hyland Yellow Teeth Cleavage 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
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    She’s so sexy….that lipstick was a bad choice though

  13. Sam Waterston An Enemy Of The People Broadway Opening Night
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    He’s more eyebrow than man at this point.

  14. Shia LaBeouf Laos Hat Cut Off Jean Shorts
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    “Laos” means “douche” in which language?

  15. Amber Heard Butt Tight Jeans
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    Well, we all know that’s not a condom in her back pocket.

  16. Sarah Hyland Yellow Teeth Cleavage 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    Monchichi, Monchichi! Oh so soft and cuddly!

  17. Sarah Hyland Yellow Teeth Cleavage 10th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Issue
    Commented on this photo:

    Who knew Gollum had a hot daughter?

  18. Kelsey Grammer
    Herschel Dubin
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    “Belt goes on before we go outside … Belt goes on before we go outside ….Belt goes on before we go outside …”

  19. Ali Landry Butt Bikini
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    Just as Jesus could walk on water, Ali Landry could lay on top of it and have sex with it. She is our true savior.

  20. Matt Smith Fighting Homeless Guy
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s a “Matt Smith”?

  21. Macaulay Culkin Paint Covered Jeans
    YAAR
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    Are those pants a result of one vomiting session? Or multiple?

  22. Rihanna Open Shirt Underboob Tattoo
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    Almost had me fooled! I tough for once, she was wearing a bra! Darn tattoo, you got me!

  23. Brooke Mueller Crappy Jewelry
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    Hope she does well at the flea market. She looks like she could use a break. Tip: Set up next to the guy who airbrushes t-shirts.

  24. Sharon Stone Drunk
    catapostrophe
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    “I’m telling you—it’s good shit. You want it or not?”

  25. Olivia Wilde Butt Tight Dress Butter Premiere
    cagster
    Commented on this photo:

    Very, very nice

  26. Sharon Stone Drunk
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    I’m disappointed. I expected a see-through leather jacket.

  27. Larry King Yelling Into Phone
    Herschel Dubin
    Commented on this photo:

    ” No , I’m not dead !! Why do you think I’m already dead ?
    I’m telling you , I’m alive …”

  28. Shia LaBeouf Laos Hat Cut Off Jean Shorts
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    Oh no! Not a pair or JORTS!

  29. Hayden Christensen Beard
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    The only thing Ive ever wanted from this guy is for him to move his left arm out of the way.

  30. Larry King Yelling Into Phone
    Dashwood
    Commented on this photo:

    “This is where they insert the screwdriver to tighten my face every three months.”

  31. Amber Heard Butt Tight Jeans
    Janice
    Commented on this photo:

    So Mom Jeans are the new lesbian trend, then?

  32. Kanye West
    Mohawk Disco
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    Kim’s ass broke my iPod! Mommmyyy!

  33. Jennifer Garner
    Commented on this photo:

    Her forehead is pregnant??

  34. Larry King Yelling Into Phone
    Tiger
    Commented on this photo:

    “Siri, I need directions to where they’re auditioning for a Mike D replacement.”

  35. Sam Waterston An Enemy Of The People Broadway Opening Night
    Herschel Dubin
    Commented on this photo:

    He needs more eyebrow to make his point

  36. Larry King Yelling Into Phone
    YAAR
    Commented on this photo:

    “…and you tell that guy to get the 1990s on the phone and get my clothes back!”

  37. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    Mr. Poop
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    1/10

  38. Sam Waterston An Enemy Of The People Broadway Opening Night
    Herschel Dubin
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum..
    This ones for you , Pops”

  39. Melissa Molinaro Butt Tight Dress
    Tiger
    Commented on this photo:

    Oooh ooh, and I like it!

  40. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    Dashwood
    Commented on this photo:

    :”The seats in this BMW really flatten my ass.”

  41. Macaulay Culkin Paint Covered Jeans
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought this guy fell of a roof and died.

  42. Amber Heard Butt Tight Jeans
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn it! She heard me coming. *hides in the bushes*

  43. Jennifer Garner
    Mr. Poop
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus…that forehead is Muniz-esque’

  44. Macaulay Culkin Paint Covered Jeans
    Ronaldo
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, you do stink.

  45. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Book Signing
    Commented on this photo:

    I get no greater amusement than when 20-year-olds write their autobiography. The funniest thing ever!

    • Exactly. What the fuck have accomplished to make you worthy to write an autobiography? I bet the whole book is about that time her blowjob video got “leaked”

    • B&WMinstrel

      “It took a lot of effort and I couldn’t have done it without my mom who made sure I went to Kindergarten every day whether I wanted to or not but in September of 1998 I finally conquered the alphabet.”

    • LegMan

      I believe it’s an unauthorized autobiography.

    • sassy

      In my head, this book looks like an IKEA instruction manual that’s all pictures. Drawn in lipstick.

  46. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Book Signing
    YAAR
    Commented on this photo:

    “Um….tits…I mean…it’s nice to meet you. I’ve always been a fan of them…I mean you. Boobs.”

  47. Shia LaBeouf Laos Hat Cut Off Jean Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    $5 says he chose that hat because he’s listening to Holiday In Cambodia.

  48. Brooke Mueller Crappy Jewelry
    Dashwood
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m much better than LiLo, she only stole one necklace.”

  49. Shia LaBeouf Laos Hat Cut Off Jean Shorts
    Mohawk Disco
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s no Jon Hamm! No matter how strategically that phone is located. (Made you look!)

  50. Brooke Mueller Crappy Jewelry
    Herschel Dubin
    Commented on this photo:

    “Aw Fuck it ! Who needs a blow job for some sweet cocaine they might have ?”

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