Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which signals our end of day, so you can suck it West Coast! Completely fabricated coastal rivalries aside, we’d love for you all to enjoy this smattering of random, starting with the pants that drugs painted, as well as Larry King, who wants that telegraph sent by sundown or nobody gets their nickel raise, Tulisa Contostavlos, whose breasts don’t lie, and finally, the great Sam Waterston who is way too drunk for has no patience for crappy red carpet banter.
Phew, thank goodness Brooke Mueller‘s finally clean. I mean, if she was still high as shit, she’d probably be trying to hock shitty, homemade jewelry somewhe– Wait,
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I think you’ve spelled (spelt for Brits) it wrong, it’s “Louse”
Scramble: ASOL
or LOSA
Rubbing one out and making his “O” face.
Actually, his mother just told him that he was born out of wedlock. Bastard
Someone’s on day release from the George Lucas talent graveyard.
It’s a timeshare. Jake Lloyd’s got it today.
Stop that! Didn’t you hear what 50 cent said?
yes, yes, and more yes!
Such a cutie, but seems to need a better stylist.
Looks a little Chelsea Clinton like in this pic.
Point made?
Don’t cry, Kanye—It Gets Better™.
I didn’t think his divorce settlement could get much more nasty, but I was wrong.
AKA “Honest: Anything But”
Ha ha ha! Yes.
Homo Sapiens?
“Of course I’ll do an autograph. Who should I make it out to? ‘Cleavage?’ That’s an unusual name.”
She’s so sexy….that lipstick was a bad choice though
He’s more eyebrow than man at this point.
“Laos” means “douche” in which language?
Well, we all know that’s not a condom in her back pocket.
Yup, you’re right. It is most probably an iPod nano touch.
Monchichi, Monchichi! Oh so soft and cuddly!
Who knew Gollum had a hot daughter?
“Belt goes on before we go outside … Belt goes on before we go outside ….Belt goes on before we go outside …”
Just as Jesus could walk on water, Ali Landry could lay on top of it and have sex with it. She is our true savior.
What’s a “Matt Smith”?
Not what but Who.
Are those pants a result of one vomiting session? Or multiple?
Almost had me fooled! I tough for once, she was wearing a bra! Darn tattoo, you got me!
Hope she does well at the flea market. She looks like she could use a break. Tip: Set up next to the guy who airbrushes t-shirts.
“I’m telling you—it’s good shit. You want it or not?”
Haha perfect!
Very, very nice
I’m disappointed. I expected a see-through leather jacket.
” No , I’m not dead !! Why do you think I’m already dead ?
I’m telling you , I’m alive …”
“Haley? Hey, Haley, *you* see me, right?”
Oh no! Not a pair or JORTS!
And they look like homemade jorts. Guess he shouldn’t have given back all that Transformers money.
The only thing Ive ever wanted from this guy is for him to move his left arm out of the way.
“This is where they insert the screwdriver to tighten my face every three months.”
So Mom Jeans are the new lesbian trend, then?
Kim’s ass broke my iPod! Mommmyyy!
Her forehead is pregnant??
“Siri, I need directions to where they’re auditioning for a Mike D replacement.”
He needs more eyebrow to make his point
“…and you tell that guy to get the 1990s on the phone and get my clothes back!”
The 90′s are back in style you old fart
1/10
“Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum..
This ones for you , Pops”
Oooh ooh, and I like it!
:”The seats in this BMW really flatten my ass.”
I thought this guy fell of a roof and died.
No, you’re thinking of that *other* guy. Culkin was KIA in Vietnam.
Next picture is him beating and dismembering that cat….i mean pap. What a bunch of f…ed up people!
Damn it! She heard me coming. *hides in the bushes*
Jesus…that forehead is Muniz-esque’
Yes, you do stink.
I get no greater amusement than when 20-year-olds write their autobiography. The funniest thing ever!
Exactly. What the fuck have accomplished to make you worthy to write an autobiography? I bet the whole book is about that time her blowjob video got “leaked”
“It took a lot of effort and I couldn’t have done it without my mom who made sure I went to Kindergarten every day whether I wanted to or not but in September of 1998 I finally conquered the alphabet.”
I believe it’s an unauthorized autobiography.
In my head, this book looks like an IKEA instruction manual that’s all pictures. Drawn in lipstick.
“Um….tits…I mean…it’s nice to meet you. I’ve always been a fan of them…I mean you. Boobs.”
$5 says he chose that hat because he’s listening to Holiday In Cambodia.
I’m much better than LiLo, she only stole one necklace.”
He’s no Jon Hamm! No matter how strategically that phone is located. (Made you look!)
“Aw Fuck it ! Who needs a blow job for some sweet cocaine they might have ?”