The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.27.13

September 27th, 2013 // 370 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, your last chance for the week to cleverly insinuate the sexuality of Joe Jonas or Hugh Jackman and possibly get yourself fired when this or this gets logged in your cache forever. Working sucks anyway, right? And the buzz around town from closet racists is you can buy name brand cereal with food stamps, own a television and have new sneakers without working or wanting to work a day in your life! MERKA!! And speaking of shiny beacons on hills of moron and greed, here’s Jonathan Cheban, totally unaware that he just successfully auditioned for a sex tape, Billy Ray Cyrus not even sweating a parking ticket, because Satan already gave him that twerking money and John Kerry with some other gravely concerned members of the UN just barely staying awake to discuss how various multinational corporate interests will get to slice up and develop what’s left of Syria after we help deliver freedom and democracy to them like we did in Iraq.

*checks watch, one Mississippi, two Mississ– “Shut up and post TITS!!” And the Internet rights itself once again,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    pretty darn hot.

  2. Katie Holmes No Bra Saggy Boobs
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    She is pretty, not sure why all the frumpy outfits.

  3. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    She is pretty hot but can someone explain why she has brown hair one day and blonde the next? And is posing for instagram her job?

  4. Gerard Butler Angry Look
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    ‘…I’ve taken so much gak I don’t need no fuckin’ plane!’

  5. Josh Duhamel Backwards Hat Childrens Store
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    “The fuck I do to my life?”

  6. Josh Duhamel Backwards Hat Childrens Store
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    “Th’fuck I do to my life?”

  7. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Slater Trout Instagram
    Vladimir
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    Children Of The Damned, 90210…

  8. Rosanna Arquette Haggard Face Joyful Heart Foundation Presents JoyROCKS
    Vladimir
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    I’m starting to see where she and Meg Ryan meet…

  9. Patricia Arquette Haggard Face Joyful Heart Foundation Presents JoyROCKS
    Vladimir
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    Tune in later, when she fucks Steve Buscemi on HBO…

  10. Billy Ray Cyrus Parking Ticket
    Vladimir
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    The note sez, “We’re putting the band back together”, but I can’t tell if it’s from Alabama or The BeeGees.

  11. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Balmain Show Fashion Week Paris
    Shitz
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    She looks like she might have a bit of Carpathian in her blood…

  12. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Slater Trout Instagram
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    Dammit, Trout, when I said “Get rid of that scraggly beard,” I was referring to Ireland.

  13. Christopher McDonald Fat Chick On Lap Yankee Game
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    It’s so weird how the stadium fills up even on “Free Snooki Night.”

  14. Rosanna Arquette Haggard Face Joyful Heart Foundation Presents JoyROCKS
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    “Rosanna, how does it feel to know that your brother Alexis is the hottest Arquette sister?”

  15. Patricia Arquette Haggard Face Joyful Heart Foundation Presents JoyROCKS
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    “I’m happy to be able to come out and show my support for the Joyful Heart Foundation. Enjoy the rest of the evening here at the Irony Awards, and don’t forget to tip your server.”

  16. Prince Harry MapAction Reception Royal Society
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    Madame Tussaud’s latest exhibit, now with Action Kung Fu Titty Grip.

  17. Mischa Barton Big Butt Masters Of Sex Premiere
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    She looks like the front half of a centaur.

  18. Leonard Nimoy Vulcan Salute The Glass Menagerie Broadway Opening Night
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    The last thing victims of the Spockferatu ever see.

  19. Victoria Silvstedt Posing With Lingerie Models Very Victoria Collection Launch
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    The middle outfit is from her lingerie line too. It’s from the “Married” collection.

  20. Joe Jonas City Abbreviations Tank Top
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    See, Joe? I told you if you butched your look up a little, people would think you’re strictly gay for pay.

  21. Josh Duhamel Backwards Hat Childrens Store
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    “I had it all: the money, the cars, the women, the career prospects… I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE NEXT COLE HAUSER, MAN!”

  22. Jonathan Cheban Kris Jenner Eating Corndogs
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    Kris just kegeled the tip of his corndog off as a warning.

  23. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Slater Trout Instagram
    richie
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    BF looks like a real dandy!

  24. BD Wong Perv Stache The Glass Menagerie Broadway Opening Night
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    Mustache? You’re doing it wong.

  25. Patricia Arquette Haggard Face Joyful Heart Foundation Presents JoyROCKS
    Dr Scholl
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    Are her eyes migrating? I know that happens to halibut.

  26. Christopher McDonald Fat Chick On Lap Yankee Game
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    Not pictured. The chihuahua, making a break for it.

  27. Victoria Silvstedt Posing With Lingerie Models Very Victoria Collection Launch
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    Very Victoria? Looks like it should be Vapidly Vacant.

  28. Josh Duhamel Backwards Hat Childrens Store
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    “I threw out every diaper we had just to get out of that house”.

  29. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Jeans Extra
    guest
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    There’s really no need to tag the photo.

  30. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Slater Trout Instagram
    BB
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    Deformed Right boob.

  31. Mischa Barton Big Butt Masters Of Sex Premiere
    mike K
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    That is a big ass flask.

  32. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Slater Trout Instagram
    gumbypokey
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    Probably the most appealing image of her that I’ve seen. Less Alec, more Kim.

  33. Christopher McDonald Fat Chick On Lap Yankee Game
    martina
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    when did Yankee Stadium start celebrating Traller Park Night?

  34. Amanda Cerny Nipples Wet T Shirt 138 Water Commercial
    martina
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    She’s wearing too much clothing

  35. Katie Holmes No Bra Saggy Boobs
    martina
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    Katie honey, lose the hat and the glasses, the rest will follow.

  36. Victoria Silvstedt Posing With Lingerie Models Very Victoria Collection Launch
    martina
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    oh my, three Barbies!

  37. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Jeans Extra
    martina
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    yes … it’s still a nice ass

  38. Jonathan Cheban Kris Jenner Eating Corndogs
    martina
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    Is she pimping him out too?
    What’s the deal here?

  39. Bill Clinton Clinton Global Initiative
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    No, YOU don’t understand. Where’s my ‘hummer’?

  40. William Shatner
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    “That TSA agent just went where no man has gone before !”

  41. Gerard Butler Angry Look
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    He’s about to go force a city worker to tell him there’s wrong with the road, isn’t he? Isn’t he?!

  42. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Slater Trout Instagram
    Capn Obvious
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    Jesus this chick is overrated.

    Average chick who is full of herself. Danger meter says:

    0…………………|..10

    Yeah, back the fuck up boys. Leave this one alone.

  43. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Slater Trout Instagram
    martina
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    Slater Trout? God, his parents were a total failure.

  44. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Slater Trout Instagram
    oops
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    is she the one who bangs this guy ? coz, he doesn t look so straight and manly to me, i bet he likes leopard prints and pink fur and a big black strap-on in is OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO xD hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

  45. Joe Jonas City Abbreviations Tank Top
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    YIHA!

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