The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.26.14

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that features a shot of Shia LaBeouf, or more accurately, the outline of his stupid dick, which I thought we could all have some innocent fun with. Maybe laugh at it and reflect on how utterly vacuous and soulless Megan Fox has to be to have ever let that thing inside of her. Then I read the caption which informed me that he’s doing an art installation called ‘meta-marathon,’ prompting me for whatever reason (because I’m sick, I’m goddamn sick) to Google that shit and instantly find out that’s already a real thing in Italy. No, really. At this point, calling him out on this shit would probably only result in him starting a blog where he points out what a flaming douchefuck of a plagiarist he is, so I don’t know what to do anymore.

Uh, here, here’s some butts. Just look at these butts and leave me alone,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News