The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.25.15

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m writing words under a naked Sara Jean Underwood’s side boob and buttcrack because I’m either way overvaluing the things I have to say, or I’m a moron. Let’s just go with both as that’s the only possible justification I could have for thinking you’d still be here to read my joke about how the port-a-potty splashed on Gerard Butler’s shirt. Anyone there? Anyone at all… *cups hands, yells* Kim Kardashian’s huge, disgusting, fat ass is gross…ross…oss..os..

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