The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.23.11

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed: Children Who Never Stood a Chance Edition featuring Kelly Clarkson looking just as shocked as we are that she’s alive, John Slattery is excited too Jon Hamm pics, too, and apparently Casey Anthony was allowed to adopt after all, not to mention is off to a great start. “I’m trying to beat my record!” she said, duck lips perched atop a Solo cup of Jungle Juice.

People should really toss more kids off of cliffs,

- The Superficial

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