The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.23.11

September 23rd, 2011 // 447 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed: Children Who Never Stood a Chance Edition featuring Kelly Clarkson looking just as shocked as we are that she’s alive, John Slattery is excited too Jon Hamm pics, too, and apparently Casey Anthony was allowed to adopt after all, not to mention is off to a great start. “I’m trying to beat my record!” she said, duck lips perched atop a Solo cup of Jungle Juice.

People should really toss more kids off of cliffs,

- The Superficial

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  1. Khloe Kardashian Mason Dash Disick
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    “Sit still Mason! Jeez how am I supposed to offer you to the underworld in exchange for a normal body if you keep squirming??!??!”

  2. Paris Hilton Holds Baby
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    Apparently Hepatitis is not a concern in Turkey…

  3. Verne Troyer
    MisterSuccint
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    Did Rebecca Gayheart’s car just back into him?

  4. Obi Wan Kenobi

    Aww cute a baby Wookie and his mommy.

  5. Kelly Clarkson
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    “Hi, I’m here for the flight to Candy mountain. uhmmm Whadaya mean there’s no such thing?”

  6. Khloe Kardashian Mason Dash Disick
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    When they’re at her house they play Dune, where she lets him stand on her with his grappling hooks and he rides her like a sandworm.

  7. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    Something’s up if she’s starting to look and dress like she gives a shit.

  8. Kate Hudson
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    “Yes yes, but what if.. Now, hear me out on this… What if we called the sequel: How to lose a guy in 5 days???? You get it? It’s a shorter amount of time.”

  9. Nick Cannon
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    Wow, so that’s what it takes to penetrate Mariah nowadays…

  10. Paris Hilton Holds Baby
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    The pacifier also serves as a basic (but by no means foolproof) means of protection against blisters.

  11. Mel B Cleavage
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    Wow, they can’t even be quiet at fashion events….

  12. John Slattery Mad Men
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    Spank and move…spank and move…

  13. Khloe Kardashian Mason Dash Disick
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m not going to criticize a baby, but isn’t he a little young to be looking like a massive douche?

  14. Samuel L Jackson
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    Uhhhh Watchu mean Lucas replaced me with Jar Jar’s brother?

  15. Paris Hilton Holds Baby
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I don’t know who’s the biggest attention whore these days, herself or Putin.

  16. Selma Blair See Through Shirt
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    Never thought I’d see her with boobs… Brings a tear to my eye…

  17. Joe Francis
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    “You see that? I pulled that bitch’s shirt right down. What is she gonna do about it?”

  18. Khloe Kardashian Mason Dash Disick
    hmna
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    I’m surprised that bandage can cover a scratch from a Wookiee claw.

  19. Paris Hilton Holds Baby
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I was supposed to be holding an African baby, but they’re icky.

  20. Aubrey ODay Cleavage
    TBone
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    Madame Tussauds needs to up their standards.

  21. Helena Bonham Carter
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    Can that message please be notifying her to transition to something that doesn’t look like a homeless woman?

  22. John Slattery Mad Men
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This is a guy from Mad Men? I thought that was the guy who slapped Minka Kelly’s ass.

  23. Verne Troyer
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    Whoever is pushing his stroller needs to do a better job and get him out of there.

  24. Paris Hilton Holds Baby
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    She just gave it Down Syndrome.

  25. John Slattery Mad Men
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    “But that Beckham guy does it, and all the kids love him!”

  26. Mel B Cleavage
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    I think she wants to get up on the catwalk. Yea, the catwalk. Eat a couple snacks on the catwalk.

  27. Kate Hudson
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Mmmm… I see a musician on the street who hasn’t knocked me up yet. He’s the one with the guitar and the open case full of quarters and rumpled singles.

  28. Minka Kelly Tight Jeans Butt
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    I’d love to tap that ass and well everything else attached.

  29. Minka Kelly Tight Jeans Butt
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    The girl behind her can all but feel the slap she’s going to apply to Minka Kelly’s ass when she walks past her.

  30. Carl Weathers
    hmna
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    Damned alligator BIT my hand off!

  31. Samuel L Jackson
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    “Mountains, motherfucker! You seen any?”

  32. AJ Michkala
    Lady
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    Damn, I like her boots!

  33. Nick Cannon
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Why are there pictures here of Mariah’s personal assistant?

  34. Minka Kelly Tight Jeans Butt
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “Ah what the hell…there’s always work for a wheel.” Spank!

  35. Aubrey ODay Cleavage
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    I really, really don’t like this chick. She looks fucking scary.

  36. Mel B Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    That man looks uncertain of his fate when that dress finally bursts.

  37. Minka Kelly Tight Jeans Butt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’d slap that ass… and by slap I mean penetrate. It’s a cool story to tell on the unemployment line.

  38. Kelly Clarkson
    diego
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    Excuse, have you seen my career? I left right over there while I ran into Cinnabon, and now it’s gone!

  39. Khloe Kardashian Mason Dash Disick
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    So…we’re just all going to pretend we don’t know Khloe tried to eat that baby’s face?

  40. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Cock Dr
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    Still thick but much improved.
    Where’s the shoes?

  41. AJ Michkala
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Who on earth is this? And no, with that rack, it doesn’t really matter.

  42. Paris Hilton Holds Baby
    Cock Dr
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    *barfs*

  43. Vanessa Hudgens Short Shorts Boots
    well
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    did she pee her pants?:D

  44. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    She looks every day of her 42 years old.

  45. Tia Carrera
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Ahhh… I ruined many a sock to her in the mid-90s.

  46. Verne Troyer
    Cock Dr
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    Get back! Give him some air!

  47. Helena Bonham Carter
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Transitioning from the mental institution to the homeless shelter?

  48. John Slattery Mad Men
    Crankybitch
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    Need some help with your Johnson, John?

  49. Khloe Kardashian Mason Dash Disick
    AnnaDraconida
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    Poor kid must be scared shitless.

  50. Helena Bonham Carter
    Cock Dr
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    Crossing over from quirky eccentric into trainwreck with alarming speed.

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