The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.21.12

September 21st, 2012 // 588 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which, as it turns out, is a momentous day for me since I learned that I now control the paparazzi with my mind. That said, it’s no surprise that we found John Travolta hitting up the smorgasbord, Benicio Del Toro not realizing he’s never getting that taste out of his mouth, the dramatic high point followed almost immediately by the low point of this Ducati’s life, and finally Salma Hayek‘s thigh boobs.

Don’t believe me about the mind control? Paparazzi, photograph Michael Douglas in a way that makes him appear to reverse age but stop just short of the point where I have strange feelings recollecting his bare-ass scene from Basic Instinct! Goddamnit. Too far,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
    Sean Flynn
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    “Dudes! Those pants make your glutes pop!”

  2. AnnaLynne McCord 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
    Lord Invader
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    Threesome sound great on paper, but the underachieving and overenthusiastic whore is always guaranteed to overstay her welcome.

  3. Anjelica Houston NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    Sean Flynn
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    Ooota gloota, Solo. Ha ha ha!

  4. Nancy Dell'Olio Cleavage
    scotta
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    So this is where Courtney Stodden’s old face went.

  5. AnnaLynne McCord 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
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    “You guys like my new transportation? I love it! And what’s extra cool is they told me it runs on rice, which is way cheaper than gasoline.”

  6. John Travolta Zurich Film Festival
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    I wonder if he could be seriously ill — like something terminal. He really looks unhealthy. Or, perhaps I’m wrong. I guess at one time or another we all walk around with blue-tinted skin.

    • UJ

      GIve me an A!
      Give me an I!
      Give me a D!
      Give me a S!

      What does it spell?

      TRAVOLTA.

      • He might be circling the drain as we speak. If he were to go before the end of the year, that would be three “sweathogs” gone in 2012. And that doesn’t count Debralee Scott who checked out in 2005.

  7. Janice Dickinson 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
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    If they had know Janice Dickinson would be climbing on board they would have called it “Dead Bodies on Ducatis.”

  8. Richard Gere Susan Sarandon 60th San Sebastian International Film Festival
    Joaquin ingles
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    Someone’s about to get scanned.

  9. Sarah Jessica Parker NYC Ballet Fall Gala
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    “What a darn minute, Ms. Parker. You can’t just walk down the sidewalk leaving road apples in your wake…”

  10. AnnaLynne McCord 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
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    “Notties” on Ducatis’.

  11. Brian F. O'Byrne Jake Gyllenhaal
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    “Your beard tickles my nuts…”
    “How funny…your beard tickles mine, too!”

  12. Richard Gere Susan Sarandon 60th San Sebastian International Film Festival
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    Susan Sarandon Thought Bubble: “That bastard has tried to fuck every woman in Hollywood…except ME!”

  13. Tara Reid Thomas Ian Nicholas Drunk
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    The only thing about this guy that attracts Tara Reid is that be pees vodka. And she drinks it straight from the bottle.

  14. Salma Hayek Butt Tight Skirt Radio One
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    Now THAT is a peach I’d love to snack on…

  15. Nancy Dell'Olio Cleavage
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    Not familiar with this woman, but I gotta wonder if maybe once upon a time she was pretty much close to almost damn near attractive.

  16. John Travolta Zurich Film Festival
    scooby
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    Fucking vampire man.

  17. Jon Lovitz
    Biff
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    Earlobes slowly being absorbed into his neck…

  18. Iman Nipple Cleavage NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    dieter
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    that’s the most uninventive transsexual name i’ve ever seen, except for anyone named Amanda of course…

  19. Jerry Seinfeld
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    He went to the doctor’s office for a vasectomy and they inadvertently gave him a lobotomy.

  20. Lea Michele Legs Short Shorts Glee Set
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    She’s very cute in a “thank god she moved to the other side of town” way…

  21. Janice Dickinson 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
    Joe Blow
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    Hotties? I wonder how much she paid to be “invited” to the event?

  22. John Travolta Zurich Film Festival
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    BRING. . .ME. . .MASSEUR!

  23. Richard Gere Susan Sarandon 60th San Sebastian International Film Festival
    Lala Land
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    Oh, whew. So that’s where Gollum has been hiding this whole time.

  24. Janice Dickinson 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
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    Well, they got it half right at least.

  25. Lea Michele Legs Short Shorts Glee Set
    Rosie the Riveting
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    Me, personally, where I am coming from, I would never want to ability to shrink every penis in the room into non existence by just being there. It just seems counter-productive. But hey, what ever floats her boat.

  26. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
    Rosie the Riveting
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    I don’t think the guy in the back has mastered how to use the Skarsgård method yet.

  27. Anjelica Houston NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    Rosie the Riveting
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    This looks like an M.C. Escher drawing.

  28. Brian F. O'Byrne Jake Gyllenhaal
    JR
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    “The password for the afterparty is ‘Brown Trout.’ Are you comfortable fishing with non-bears?”

  29. Brian F. O'Byrne Jake Gyllenhaal
    AnnaD.
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    Hey how ya doing lil momma let me whisper in ya ear, Tell ya something that ya might like to hear

  30. AnnaLynne McCord 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
    FattyMcGee
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    No mater how many times they went out together, the white swan never seemed able to accept that the black swan might just be a selfish bitch.

  31. Tara Reid Thomas Ian Nicholas Drunk
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    Why do I feel like there’s a rich European dude just to the left of them who’s paying $20,000/month to fuck them both?

  32. Demi Lovato Butt Short Skirt Bullying Assembly
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    I find her legs incredibly sexy, but then I prefer a little meat on my bone.

  33. Jude Law Scruffy Beard Cab
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    Cleans up nicely now, doesn’t he?

  34. Anjelica Houston NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    wrynoceros
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    nice! a screen cap from the “fake head” scene in the original Total Recall

  35. Chris Brown
    jimbo
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    one invisible dick?

  36. Tom Cavanagh Moustache
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    proudest Family Watchdog pic I’ve seen

  37. Anjelica Houston NYC Ballet Fall Gala
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    Remember Miss Viola Swamp from “Miss Nelson is Missing?” We found her.

  38. Sarah Jessica Parker NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    CRISPY
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    why the long face?

  39. Nancy Dell'Olio Cleavage
    Duke
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    Jwoww is looking pretty young these days.

  40. Iman Nipple Cleavage NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    AnnaD.
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    Gorgeous wife of an awesome guy. They’ve been married for what, 25 years now? Suck on that, showbiz whores of today!

  41. Nancy Dell'Olio Cleavage
    napoupi
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    Kim K., circa 2032.

  42. Janice Dickinson 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
    AnnaD.
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    The picture doesn’t even need a caption to be freakin’ hilarious

  43. John Travolta Zurich Film Festival
    UJ
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    Blah BLah BLAH! I want to suck your ?

  44. Janice Dickinson 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
    UJ
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    Ducks on Ducs?

  45. Sarah Jessica Parker NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    UJ
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    Sara Jessica Parker or Sarah Connor?

    On August 29th, 1997, it’s gonna feel pretty fucking real to you too. Anybody not wearing 2 million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day. Get it?

  46. Richard Gere Susan Sarandon 60th San Sebastian International Film Festival
    UJ
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    Obsessed with cutting of dicks much?

  47. Benicio Del Toro
    UJ
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    Drink or smuggle illegal aliens. Not both.

  48. Iman Nipple Cleavage NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    UJ
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    Its spelled a man. Not Iman. Speak American.

  49. Jon Lovitz
    UJ
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    Crucifix=guilt

  50. Nancy Dell'Olio Cleavage
    UJ
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    This pretty much says it all. From Wikipedia.com

    Annunziata Dell’Olio (born 1961), better known as Nancy Dell’Olio, is an Italian-American lawyer who first came to public notice as the girlfriend of Sven-Göran Eriksson, then manager of the England national football team.

    Wikipedia could save some $ and quit bugging me to donate by just paraphrasing “Whore”.

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