Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which, as it turns out, is a momentous day for me since I learned that I now control the paparazzi with my mind. That said, it’s no surprise that we found John Travolta hitting up the smorgasbord, Benicio Del Toro not realizing he’s never getting that taste out of his mouth, the dramatic high point followed almost immediately by the low point of this Ducati’s life, and finally Salma Hayek‘s thigh boobs.
Don’t believe me about the mind control? Paparazzi, photograph Michael Douglas in a way that makes him appear to reverse age but stop just short of the point where I have strange feelings recollecting his bare-ass scene from Basic Instinct! Goddamnit. Too far,
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if u listen carefully, u can hear the sound of innocent gerbils screaming and begging for help.
give ‘em a plate of chips
Was only a matter of time until Apple started creating people.
When Elmo finds out that Mario cheated on Zoe on their honeymoon, Elmo may have to smack a bitch.
I read every comment in his voice, quotations or not.
“Swing Low, Sweet Lock-a-lear. Coming on dem titties real soon.”
Iman? Isn’t that Jamie Lee Curtis’s birth name?
“Hey honey, are you sure I should wear this bright lime green T-shirt? I’ve packed on a few pounds.”
“Dahling, you look mahvelous. You are the inimitable Jon Lovitz. Everyone loves you!”
It’s like he’s trying to photobomb a picture he’s already part of
Does this woman fucking age? Almost 60 years old! I would wreck the shit out of this woman and she’s old enough to be my grandmother.
Apparently, a busload of 15 year old jewesses is disembarking directly behind the camera.
“Hanson, we see your homoeroticism, and raise it one butt pirate.’
Apparently, the pyschosis burned a lot of calories. Tough decision: hot crazy Lovato, or mildly attractive non-crazy Lovato. Let me stare at dat ass a couple more minutes to try and decide.
Wow!! Steven Tyler has got some GAMS!
and he finally dyed his hair all one color
“And for the ultimate in home protection, ADT is proud to announce its new Living Gargoyle Collection. You will never have to worry about a home invasion again.”
I was going to comment about how ridiculous this outfit looks. But Katie’s got some big ass tit-tays. Game. Set. Tits.
Most people would assume it’s the window making him look dirtier, but I think we know it’s the other way around.
Was “In Travolta” a request or vampire command?
I just saw Moonrise Kingdom and was wondering why Anderson didn’t sneak her in for a cameo. Now I understand.
Swallow that thing.
Bitch is thick!
Hangover’s are a bitch
Way to go, Runamucker!
I’d be just as annoyed as that angel… Maybe she should make lightning strike the idiot who can’t make that motorcycle move no matter how much she humps it…
Look at me! I’ve turned into a balding beaver! a beaver!
I’m getting the feeling Fashion Week is intended to be watched while high. Which would explain the outfits, settings, attendants…all of it, really.
She’s wearing Arnold’s mask from Total Recall.
That reminds me… I don’t want to live another sixty years.
“I paid $25,000 for this!”
I think Grace Jones does it better.
By the way, whatever happened to Grace?
Resident Evil 7: DUCATICUS
The valet is thinking “F me where did she put the keys”
The “model” is thinking “”500 bucks for 3 hours and it’s already on hour 5″
Janice dickinson is thinking that mr. jay, ms. jay and legendary fashion photographer are there and by extension “eat your heart out tyra”
That vest with no shirt underneath, all his tats, that grin, and his stupid hat all make me want to punch him in the face.
She’s fucking hot! And French. Double sexiness.
Bela Lugosi is dead.
WHAT. THE. FUCK?
Ugly face, ugly hair, ugly dress, ugly necklace, ugly fans….just plain old ugly!
the dress is charming, very nice pastel shades.
It remains to be seen if after birth she will retain her sexy belly or go by way of Shania Twain which we never saw again after her son was born. Only time will tell.
Shania was older when she had her first kid and she was never in the shape Shakira is in.
I guess if my beautiful wife turned out to be a bipolar nut job, i’d be pissed too. Damn…..beauty isn’t everything after all!
Yeah it is, just as long as you can still clip her right on the chin with a solid left hook.
How can the skin on her arms and chest look so good and then turn so awful on the way up. It looks like someone photoshopped her head on a younger body. She doesn’t even have underarm sag. Weird picture!
This Bill Clinton biopic is not going to win any awards for the Makeup and Hairstyle category.
Isn’t there enough leather on the seat already?
Witness the pleasure and anticipation of jamming a lollipop up your ass. Not for me, but who am I to judge?
“Look at that. I KNEW Mark-Paul Gosselaar’s got nothing on us. Right, bro? RIGHT, BRO??”
Good thing they put that name sign up there in front of it so we’d know what it was supposed to be.
“I’m….melting.”
He’ll always be Ed to me. Hope that mustache helps you finally win over Carol Vessey.
Purple rain….purple rain.
“Fine, fine…if I say it will you just leave me alone? Yeah, that’s the ticket. That’s the fucking ticket alright. Okay, now scram.”
That’s the visual definition of “thick.”