The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.21.12

September 21st, 2012 // 588 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which, as it turns out, is a momentous day for me since I learned that I now control the paparazzi with my mind. That said, it’s no surprise that we found John Travolta hitting up the smorgasbord, Benicio Del Toro not realizing he’s never getting that taste out of his mouth, the dramatic high point followed almost immediately by the low point of this Ducati’s life, and finally Salma Hayek‘s thigh boobs.

Don’t believe me about the mind control? Paparazzi, photograph Michael Douglas in a way that makes him appear to reverse age but stop just short of the point where I have strange feelings recollecting his bare-ass scene from Basic Instinct! Goddamnit. Too far,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Richard Gere Susan Sarandon 60th San Sebastian International Film Festival
    zomgbie
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    if u listen carefully, u can hear the sound of innocent gerbils screaming and begging for help.

  2. AnnaLynne McCord 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
    lisa
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    give ‘em a plate of chips

  3. Iman Nipple Cleavage NYC Ballet Fall Gala
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    Was only a matter of time until Apple started creating people.

  4. Mario Lopez Elmo Extra
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    When Elmo finds out that Mario cheated on Zoe on their honeymoon, Elmo may have to smack a bitch.

  5. Jon Lovitz
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    I read every comment in his voice, quotations or not.

  6. Heather Locklear Cleavage
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    “Swing Low, Sweet Lock-a-lear. Coming on dem titties real soon.”

  7. Iman Nipple Cleavage NYC Ballet Fall Gala
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    Iman? Isn’t that Jamie Lee Curtis’s birth name?

  8. Jon Lovitz
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    “Hey honey, are you sure I should wear this bright lime green T-shirt? I’ve packed on a few pounds.”

    “Dahling, you look mahvelous. You are the inimitable Jon Lovitz. Everyone loves you!”

  9. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
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    It’s like he’s trying to photobomb a picture he’s already part of

  10. Iman Nipple Cleavage NYC Ballet Fall Gala
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    Does this woman fucking age? Almost 60 years old! I would wreck the shit out of this woman and she’s old enough to be my grandmother.

  11. Jerry Seinfeld
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    Apparently, a busload of 15 year old jewesses is disembarking directly behind the camera.

  12. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
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    “Hanson, we see your homoeroticism, and raise it one butt pirate.’

  13. Demi Lovato Butt Short Skirt Bullying Assembly
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    Apparently, the pyschosis burned a lot of calories. Tough decision: hot crazy Lovato, or mildly attractive non-crazy Lovato. Let me stare at dat ass a couple more minutes to try and decide.

  14. Janice Dickinson 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    Wow!! Steven Tyler has got some GAMS!

  15. Anjelica Houston NYC Ballet Fall Gala
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    “And for the ultimate in home protection, ADT is proud to announce its new Living Gargoyle Collection. You will never have to worry about a home invasion again.”

  16. Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Milan Fashion Week
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    I was going to comment about how ridiculous this outfit looks. But Katie’s got some big ass tit-tays. Game. Set. Tits.

  17. Jude Law Scruffy Beard Cab
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    Most people would assume it’s the window making him look dirtier, but I think we know it’s the other way around.

  18. John Travolta Zurich Film Festival
    Vlad
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    Was “In Travolta” a request or vampire command?

  19. Anjelica Houston NYC Ballet Fall Gala
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    I just saw Moonrise Kingdom and was wondering why Anderson didn’t sneak her in for a cameo. Now I understand.

  20. Jessica Chastain
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    Swallow that thing.

  21. Demi Lovato Butt Short Skirt Bullying Assembly
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    Bitch is thick!

  22. Benicio Del Toro
    Vlad
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    Hangover’s are a bitch

  23. Tara Reid Thomas Ian Nicholas Drunk
    Sandoucheky
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    Way to go, Runamucker!

  24. AnnaLynne McCord 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    I’d be just as annoyed as that angel… Maybe she should make lightning strike the idiot who can’t make that motorcycle move no matter how much she humps it…

  25. Jerry Seinfeld
    Vlad
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    Look at me! I’ve turned into a balding beaver! a beaver!

  26. Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Milan Fashion Week
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    I’m getting the feeling Fashion Week is intended to be watched while high. Which would explain the outfits, settings, attendants…all of it, really.

  27. Anjelica Houston NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    SSHGuru
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    She’s wearing Arnold’s mask from Total Recall.

  28. Anjelica Houston NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    That reminds me… I don’t want to live another sixty years.

  29. Tara Reid Thomas Ian Nicholas Drunk
    Martina
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    “I paid $25,000 for this!”

  30. Iman Nipple Cleavage NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    Martina
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    I think Grace Jones does it better.
    By the way, whatever happened to Grace?

  31. Janice Dickinson 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
    Alexxx
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    Resident Evil 7: DUCATICUS

  32. Janice Dickinson 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
    savedatwins
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    The valet is thinking “F me where did she put the keys”
    The “model” is thinking “”500 bucks for 3 hours and it’s already on hour 5″
    Janice dickinson is thinking that mr. jay, ms. jay and legendary fashion photographer are there and by extension “eat your heart out tyra”

  33. Chris Brown
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    That vest with no shirt underneath, all his tats, that grin, and his stupid hat all make me want to punch him in the face.

  34. Audrey Tautou Nipples Chinese Puzzle Set
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    She’s fucking hot! And French. Double sexiness.

  35. John Travolta Zurich Film Festival
    glam
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    Bela Lugosi is dead.

  36. Anjelica Houston NYC Ballet Fall Gala
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    WHAT. THE. FUCK?

  37. Sarah Jessica Parker NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    Next.....
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    Ugly face, ugly hair, ugly dress, ugly necklace, ugly fans….just plain old ugly!

  38. Shakira Pregnant Belly
    karmaB
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    It remains to be seen if after birth she will retain her sexy belly or go by way of Shania Twain which we never saw again after her son was born. Only time will tell.

  39. Michael Douglas Backwards Aging United Nations International Day Of Peace
    karmaB
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    I guess if my beautiful wife turned out to be a bipolar nut job, i’d be pissed too. Damn…..beauty isn’t everything after all!

  40. Anjelica Houston NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    karmaB
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    How can the skin on her arms and chest look so good and then turn so awful on the way up. It looks like someone photoshopped her head on a younger body. She doesn’t even have underarm sag. Weird picture!

  41. Richard Gere Susan Sarandon 60th San Sebastian International Film Festival
    Lord Invader
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    This Bill Clinton biopic is not going to win any awards for the Makeup and Hairstyle category.

  42. Janice Dickinson 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
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    Isn’t there enough leather on the seat already?

  43. Tom Cavanagh Moustache
    Lord Invader
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    Witness the pleasure and anticipation of jamming a lollipop up your ass. Not for me, but who am I to judge?

  44. Mario Lopez Elmo Extra
    Lord Invader
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    “Look at that. I KNEW Mark-Paul Gosselaar’s got nothing on us. Right, bro? RIGHT, BRO??”

  45. John Travolta Zurich Film Festival
    contusion
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    Good thing they put that name sign up there in front of it so we’d know what it was supposed to be.

  46. Sarah Jessica Parker NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    contusion
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    “I’m….melting.”

  47. Tom Cavanagh Moustache
    contusion
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    He’ll always be Ed to me. Hope that mustache helps you finally win over Carol Vessey.

  48. Benicio Del Toro
    contusion
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    Purple rain….purple rain.

  49. Jon Lovitz
    contusion
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    “Fine, fine…if I say it will you just leave me alone? Yeah, that’s the ticket. That’s the fucking ticket alright. Okay, now scram.”

  50. Anjelica Houston NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    contusion
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    That’s the visual definition of “thick.”

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