The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.21.12

September 21st, 2012 // 588 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which, as it turns out, is a momentous day for me since I learned that I now control the paparazzi with my mind. That said, it’s no surprise that we found John Travolta hitting up the smorgasbord, Benicio Del Toro not realizing he’s never getting that taste out of his mouth, the dramatic high point followed almost immediately by the low point of this Ducati’s life, and finally Salma Hayek‘s thigh boobs.

Don’t believe me about the mind control? Paparazzi, photograph Michael Douglas in a way that makes him appear to reverse age but stop just short of the point where I have strange feelings recollecting his bare-ass scene from Basic Instinct! Goddamnit. Too far,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
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    “I’m so sick of this ghetto iPhone 4″

    “yeah, me too…can’t wait to get my iPhone 5, it’s gonna be suh-WEET”

    “guys, if I stand in line at the apple store, will you let me walk with you?”

    (simultaneous) “NO. Go play with your gay little android!”

  2. John Travolta Zurich Film Festival
    Humpinfrog
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    “Look into my eyes, that’s it. In a few moments you will feel the sensation of a dark tunnel. A tunnel that will feel empty but yet, slippery on all sides. You feel yourself entering quickly but exiting just as fast. Over and over, until your very loins feel like they may explode. Sheesh, I whisper. As you…”

    “Mr. Travolta!, Mr. Travolta!. Dr. Himleich’s Hypnotism class is next door”.

  3. Jude Law Scruffy Beard Cab
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    great, now the paparazzi are doing instagrams too?

  4. Richard Gere Susan Sarandon 60th San Sebastian International Film Festival
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    “As soon as that camera is off, he gonna fuck that little gerbil.”

  5. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
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    Skinny jeans are called skinny for a reason, and that reason is they only look halfway decent on skinny, skinny people.

  6. Jon Lovitz
    Tidbit
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    Bloated? No, I was merely ACTING!

  7. Jude Law Scruffy Beard Cab
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    Sweet shoes though.

  8. Anjelica Houston NYC Ballet Fall Gala
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    I don’t… I’m…
    Aw, fuck this.

  9. Anjelica Houston NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    Tidbit
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    It’s like when you draw a smiley face on your thumb.

  10. John Travolta Zurich Film Festival
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    He is Sprockets and you will dance!

  11. Anjelica Houston NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    DeucePickle
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    wow, just walked into a glass door, yet still has a smile on her face. what a trooper.

  12. Nancy Dell'Olio Cleavage
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    MOMS DRUNK AGAIN!!!!

    (seriously, though, I have NO idea who this is)

  13. Jon Lovitz
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    IT STINKS!

  14. Nancy Dell'Olio Cleavage
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    Did You Know? Dell’Olio literally translates to, “of the oil.”

  15. Sarah Jessica Parker NYC Ballet Fall Gala
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    ‘style icon’ my sweet ass

  16. Jon Lovitz
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    Waiter: “Mr. Ratcliffe, did you enjoy your meal?”
    Lovitz: “Lovitz! LOVITZ!”
    Waiter: “I’ll bring you seconds then.”

  17. John Travolta Zurich Film Festival
    Cock Dr
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    I wonder if he got any ass action in Zurich. You know he’s dying for it and it shows.

  18. Audrey Tautou Nipples Chinese Puzzle Set
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    Great tits and ass. Look up clips of Le Libertin. Plus Amelie is one of the best movies of all time.

  19. Tara Reid Thomas Ian Nicholas Drunk
    Cock Dr
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    The torso is covered. I feel gratitude for that.

  20. Heather Locklear Cleavage
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    oooh someone got a brand new push up bra!

  21. Salma Hayek Butt Tight Skirt Radio One
    Cock Dr
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    That’s a cushion for pushin’.

  22. Brian F. O'Byrne Jake Gyllenhaal
    Smapdi
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    “The Leto brothers have out-bearded us again! Show up at my place for a Minoxidil fix at midnight.”

  23. Demi Lovato Butt Short Skirt Bullying Assembly
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    Funny—whenever I eat cupcakes, I get some “mean stinks,” too.

  24. Nancy Dell'Olio Cleavage
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    faux or real that coat/cape thing makes me want to kill her and bury her in it.

  25. John Travolta Zurich Film Festival
    Alex
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    Let me count my movies, 1 Travolta! HA HA! 2 Travolta! HA HA!…

  26. Jerry Seinfeld
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    looks like a fool here but I still adore him.

  27. Audrey Tautou Nipples Chinese Puzzle Set
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    She’s wearing a bra, yet you can clearly make out her areolae. Oh, France. You still kick ass when it comes to lingerie.

  28. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
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    that middle one isn’t even pretending any more!

  29. Jerry Seinfeld
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    chipmunk

  30. Anjelica Houston NYC Ballet Fall Gala
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    You know, if it weren’t for this site, I don’t think I’d know who this Jessie J person was at all.

  31. Jessica Chastain
    Jay
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    No boob shot?

  32. Demi Lovato Butt Short Skirt Bullying Assembly
    Cock Dr
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    And her qualifications for headlining this event are that she beat the hell out of one of her backup dancers.

  33. Lea Michele Legs Short Shorts Glee Set
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    two hands on the shlong, one heading for nip

  34. Chris Brown
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    he’s ugly now but man if he’s still alive in 20 , 30 years he’s gonna be downright hideous. (small justice)

  35. Anjelica Houston NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    Cock Dr
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    I don’t often endorse their use but she needs a scarf. A big one.

  36. Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Milan Fashion Week
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    trashy as hell

  37. Richard Gere Susan Sarandon 60th San Sebastian International Film Festival
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    She has that “I’m gettin’ kinda pissed off…” look because she’s just come to the realization that this (other) self-absorbed, Hollywood liberal blowhard is even more out-of-touch and delusional than she is…

  38. Chris Brown
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    “Wait…what? Oh, I did win the “I’M THE BIGGEST FUCKING ASSHOLE ON THE ENTIRE PLANET AWARD! Fuck yeah, I did…bitches! Who be hatin’ now?”

  39. John Travolta Zurich Film Festival
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    he looks more and more like spock with each passing year, and each new hair plug.

  40. Benicio Del Toro
    squishy
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    Looking a lot more cleaned up than usual, much improved!

  41. Richard Gere Susan Sarandon 60th San Sebastian International Film Festival
    Just Sayin
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    Wow, Judge Judy’s courtroom has really started to bring in some A-listers.

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

      Richard’s the plaintiff: she looked his way and now he’s slowly turning to stone. Think the Judge is gonna find this an easy decision.

  42. Sarah Jessica Parker NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    Hugh Evers
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    I think we all owe Matthew Broderick a big apology. – And it was just that once.

  43. Brian F. O'Byrne Jake Gyllenhaal
    HollywoodOutsider
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    So, that thing with the strap-on … later?

  44. Shakira Pregnant Belly
    HollywoodOutsider
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    Baby bumps don’t lie.

  45. Janice Dickinson 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
    60yrOldModelHater
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    I finally figured it out, this is the new Aerosmith Album cover.
    Wow, Tyler has better legs than I imagined.

    What a waste of a good Ducati, it will never be clean again…

  46. John Travolta Zurich Film Festival
    Idiot Abroad
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    Jeebus! On second thought, Michael Jackson wasn’t looking all that bad.

  47. Anjelica Houston NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    HollywoodOutsider
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    Sid and Marty Kroft strike again!

  48. Anjelica Houston NYC Ballet Fall Gala
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    Houston, you have a problem!

  49. Janice Dickinson 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
    Idiot Abroad
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    I guess that creepy ass Grim Reaper’s pissed off cuz she drew the short straw and has to wipe down that seat with kerosene.

  50. Janice Dickinson 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
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    Steven Tyler should brush his hair and show the stems more often. Dude makes a better lady.

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