The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.21.12

September 21st, 2012 // 588 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which, as it turns out, is a momentous day for me since I learned that I now control the paparazzi with my mind. That said, it’s no surprise that we found John Travolta hitting up the smorgasbord, Benicio Del Toro not realizing he’s never getting that taste out of his mouth, the dramatic high point followed almost immediately by the low point of this Ducati’s life, and finally Salma Hayek‘s thigh boobs.

Don’t believe me about the mind control? Paparazzi, photograph Michael Douglas in a way that makes him appear to reverse age but stop just short of the point where I have strange feelings recollecting his bare-ass scene from Basic Instinct! Goddamnit. Too far,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Janice Dickinson 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
    Turd Ferguson
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    Someone crashed this party.

  2. Sarah Jessica Parker NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    Turd Ferguson
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    Come on – stop showing her Fish!
    I’m running out of horse jokes.

  3. Nancy Dell'Olio Cleavage
    wanker
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    It’s always kind of sad when the John won’t pay for the cab fare home.

  4. Iman Nipple Cleavage NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    Animal
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    Looking quite damn fine!!!

  5. Michael Douglas Backwards Aging United Nations International Day Of Peace
    cc
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    That poor squirrel, what did it ever do to him?

    • Mohawk Disco

      When your escape plan from the UN building in case your speech about world domination doesn’t go as planned is looking like a squirrel in the park, I guess the squirrel is just collateral damage.

  6. Audrey Tautou Nipples Chinese Puzzle Set
    cc
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    Nice post of the week: her kids are cute.

  7. Tara Reid Thomas Ian Nicholas Drunk
    Turd Ferguson
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    Run dude!
    While she is still that washed up burn out from American Pie.

  8. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
    wanker
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    The three bears of suppressed homosexuality.

  9. Tom Cavanagh Moustache
    Turd Ferguson
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    Nice disguise.

  10. Anjelica Houston NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    cc
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    Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

  11. Lea Michele Legs Short Shorts Glee Set
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    “I’m sure it’s a well respected show, and I bet you’re just great in whatever role they have you in, but for this part, when this guy unzips his pants, you spread your legs. Got it? AND QUIT CRYING! Now, let’s try this again…ACTION!”

  12. Mario Lopez Elmo Extra
    Turd Ferguson
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    Ssssh – dont tell Einstein the guy on the ground is controlling the puppet and that it’s not real.

  13. Jon Lovitz
    Animal
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    He’s being prepped for a lobotomy.

  14. AnnaLynne McCord 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
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    Probably a good thing the seat is vinyl

  15. Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Milan Fashion Week
    cc
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    She participates in middle-age re-enactments as a sexy archer.

  16. Jerry Seinfeld
    Mohawk Disco
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    I’d be smiling too if I was worth 800 million and had one of the world’s coolest Porsche collection.

  17. Jon Lovitz
    Turd Ferguson
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    “I got this cross from my wife. Morgan Fairchild. Whom I’ve slept with.”

  18. John Travolta Zurich Film Festival
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    Transylvolta is more like it.

    I’m not sure when he died, but the fact that he’s still walking among us really is one in the “win” column for Scientology.

  19. Brian F. O'Byrne Jake Gyllenhaal
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    Okay, there’s definitely a beard conspiracy going on in Hollyweird. A gay beard conspiracy.

  20. Nancy Dell'Olio Cleavage
    Animal
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    I’d do crazy, nasty things to this old broad. … And then make her pay me.

  21. Nancy Dell'Olio Cleavage
    Turd Ferguson
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    MAN-HANDS.

  22. Janice Dickinson 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
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    The dude is the most attractive woman in this photo.

  23. Lea Michele Legs Short Shorts Glee Set
    tlmck
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    George Lopez is a camera man now?

  24. Sarah Jessica Parker NYC Ballet Fall Gala
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    It’s just not going well for her…and by “it” I mean “time”

  25. Jessica Chastain
    Animal
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    Indeed she has not found it and, sadly, I suspect she won’t.

  26. Audrey Tautou Nipples Chinese Puzzle Set
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    “That’s the gorilla’s penis. It IS very big, isn’t it? Mommy likes coming to the zoo to rub it in daddy’s face, but had she not been such a whore in college, then maybe daddy would’ve been big enough for her. Now, who wants to see the giraffes?”

  27. Demi Lovato Butt Short Skirt Bullying Assembly
    tlmck
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    Chunky Lovato.

  28. Shakira Pregnant Belly
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    I’m guessing her days of midriff baring belly dancing are over…nobody wants to see that post pregnancy.

  29. Salma Hayek Butt Tight Skirt Radio One
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    Not an inch on her I wouldn’t lick.

  30. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
    Turd Ferguson
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    “What do you wanna do later after the gym? LOL”

    “All over body wax and organic cucumber peel?”

    “Cool. GTG. Talk to you more about it in the car.”

  31. Jon Lovitz
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    “It’s called ACTING!”

  32. Michael Douglas Backwards Aging United Nations International Day Of Peace
    Animal
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    To be at a peace event, he sure looks pissed.

  33. Tom Cavanagh Moustache
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    that is an awesome Geraldo/Queen/Selleck/Porn mustache.

  34. Michael Douglas Backwards Aging United Nations International Day Of Peace
    Turd Ferguson
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    Cool event – did anyone bother to notify the Middle East, Peru, Asia or Africa?

  35. Audrey Tautou Nipples Chinese Puzzle Set
    Animal
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    I don’t know a thing about this woman, so no disrespect whatsoever intended to her, but something about her wreaks of Tom Cruise.

  36. Iman Nipple Cleavage NYC Ballet Fall Gala
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    Fucking Bowie, dude. It’s always fucking Bowie. Or Prince. Gotta learn how to use mascara, man…

  37. Audrey Tautou Nipples Chinese Puzzle Set
    Turd Ferguson
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    Nice Tau tous.

  38. Janice Dickinson 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
    Jade
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    The tranny is not convincing.

  39. John Travolta Zurich Film Festival
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    I don’t think this Powder/Star Trek mash-up is going to go well at all.

  40. Brian F. O'Byrne Jake Gyllenhaal
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    Brian: “You, uh, you wanna take these beards out later and get them so drunk that they don’t remember us doing each other until the sun comes up?”

    Jake: “You mean ‘cums up’, right?”

    Brian: “God I love these beards. TAXI!”

  41. Sarah Jessica Parker NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    Jade
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    I thought clothing for dogs was pushing it, but this is just crazy.

  42. Mario Lopez Elmo Extra
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    Cars.com really has Mario’s confidence coming out…and big surprise, it’s FLUFFY!!!

  43. Iman Nipple Cleavage NYC Ballet Fall Gala
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    hah, you spelled “a man” wrong.

  44. Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Milan Fashion Week
    Turd Ferguson
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    It’s a collage of all the chicks that have gone from Clooney to Steve-O.

  45. Janice Dickinson 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    Janice Dickinson is an Asian man in drag now???

  46. Tom Cavanagh Moustache
    cc
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    Apparently there’s something much more interesting than he is going on high up over his left shoulder. Perhaps a flickering light bulb.

  47. Michael Douglas Backwards Aging United Nations International Day Of Peace
    noodle
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    Just remember, all of his organs are still old and will die soon.

  48. Nancy Dell'Olio Cleavage
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    she’s channeling Paz De la Huerta, who…I dunno…died I assume.

  49. Jon Lovitz
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    The one perk of being the ugly guy – you keep looking mostly the same as you did in the eighties, while Jim Belushi and Andy Garcia now look like you.

  50. Chris Brown
    Mohawk Disco
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    I’m an excellent driver. But I never drive on a Monday. Always on a Saturday. Definitely not on a Monday.

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