Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which, as it turns out, is a momentous day for me since I learned that I now control the paparazzi with my mind. That said, it’s no surprise that we found John Travolta hitting up the smorgasbord, Benicio Del Toro not realizing he’s never getting that taste out of his mouth, the dramatic high point followed almost immediately by the low point of this Ducati’s life, and finally Salma Hayek‘s thigh boobs.
Don’t believe me about the mind control? Paparazzi, photograph Michael Douglas in a way that makes him appear to reverse age but stop just short of the point where I have strange feelings recollecting his bare-ass scene from Basic Instinct! Goddamnit. Too far,
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Someone crashed this party.
Come on – stop showing her Fish!
I’m running out of horse jokes.
It’s always kind of sad when the John won’t pay for the cab fare home.
Looking quite damn fine!!!
That poor squirrel, what did it ever do to him?
When your escape plan from the UN building in case your speech about world domination doesn’t go as planned is looking like a squirrel in the park, I guess the squirrel is just collateral damage.
Nice post of the week: her kids are cute.
Run dude!
While she is still that washed up burn out from American Pie.
heheheh Be more specific! That’s a title they share. :D
The three bears of suppressed homosexuality.
Nice disguise.
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
“I’m sure it’s a well respected show, and I bet you’re just great in whatever role they have you in, but for this part, when this guy unzips his pants, you spread your legs. Got it? AND QUIT CRYING! Now, let’s try this again…ACTION!”
Was that how the Fame remake did Coco’s humiliating audition scene?
Ssssh – dont tell Einstein the guy on the ground is controlling the puppet and that it’s not real.
He’s being prepped for a lobotomy.
Probably a good thing the seat is vinyl
She participates in middle-age re-enactments as a sexy archer.
I’d be smiling too if I was worth 800 million and had one of the world’s coolest Porsche collection.
“I got this cross from my wife. Morgan Fairchild. Whom I’ve slept with.”
Transylvolta is more like it.
I’m not sure when he died, but the fact that he’s still walking among us really is one in the “win” column for Scientology.
C’mon… it’s pretty hack of Scientology to copy the whole “risen from the dead” bit.
Okay, there’s definitely a beard conspiracy going on in Hollyweird. A gay beard conspiracy.
I’d do crazy, nasty things to this old broad. … And then make her pay me.
MAN-HANDS.
The dude is the most attractive woman in this photo.
George Lopez is a camera man now?
It’s just not going well for her…and by “it” I mean “time”
Indeed she has not found it and, sadly, I suspect she won’t.
“That’s the gorilla’s penis. It IS very big, isn’t it? Mommy likes coming to the zoo to rub it in daddy’s face, but had she not been such a whore in college, then maybe daddy would’ve been big enough for her. Now, who wants to see the giraffes?”
Oh, come on… that shit’s hilarious!
Chunky Lovato.
Bully!
I’m guessing her days of midriff baring belly dancing are over…nobody wants to see that post pregnancy.
All joking aside, I think all that belly dancing will serve her well in getting back into shape.
It will.
I’m with you guys. Look at Jessica Alba, for example: two kids and she looks spectacular. I would bet Shakira recovers her shape just as well.
Not an inch on her I wouldn’t lick.
“What do you wanna do later after the gym? LOL”
“All over body wax and organic cucumber peel?”
“Cool. GTG. Talk to you more about it in the car.”
“It’s called ACTING!”
To be at a peace event, he sure looks pissed.
that is an awesome Geraldo/Queen/Selleck/Porn mustache.
Cool event – did anyone bother to notify the Middle East, Peru, Asia or Africa?
Peru?
Just in case. You never know when someone might wake up with a raging hard-on for the USA…
I don’t know a thing about this woman, so no disrespect whatsoever intended to her, but something about her wreaks of Tom Cruise.
Fucking Bowie, dude. It’s always fucking Bowie. Or Prince. Gotta learn how to use mascara, man…
Nice Tau tous.
The tranny is not convincing.
I don’t think this Powder/Star Trek mash-up is going to go well at all.
Brian: “You, uh, you wanna take these beards out later and get them so drunk that they don’t remember us doing each other until the sun comes up?”
Jake: “You mean ‘cums up’, right?”
Brian: “God I love these beards. TAXI!”
I thought clothing for dogs was pushing it, but this is just crazy.
Cars.com really has Mario’s confidence coming out…and big surprise, it’s FLUFFY!!!
hah, you spelled “a man” wrong.
It’s a collage of all the chicks that have gone from Clooney to Steve-O.
Janice Dickinson is an Asian man in drag now???
Apparently there’s something much more interesting than he is going on high up over his left shoulder. Perhaps a flickering light bulb.
Just remember, all of his organs are still old and will die soon.
she’s channeling Paz De la Huerta, who…I dunno…died I assume.
She’s taking her annual bath. It’s a week long affair.
The one perk of being the ugly guy – you keep looking mostly the same as you did in the eighties, while Jim Belushi and Andy Garcia now look like you.
I don’t remember his having that much hair in the ’80s.
I’m an excellent driver. But I never drive on a Monday. Always on a Saturday. Definitely not on a Monday.
He should drive into a Club. Repeatedly.