The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.21.12

September 21st, 2012 // 588 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which, as it turns out, is a momentous day for me since I learned that I now control the paparazzi with my mind. That said, it’s no surprise that we found John Travolta hitting up the smorgasbord, Benicio Del Toro not realizing he’s never getting that taste out of his mouth, the dramatic high point followed almost immediately by the low point of this Ducati’s life, and finally Salma Hayek‘s thigh boobs.

Don’t believe me about the mind control? Paparazzi, photograph Michael Douglas in a way that makes him appear to reverse age but stop just short of the point where I have strange feelings recollecting his bare-ass scene from Basic Instinct! Goddamnit. Too far,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Janice Dickinson 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
    bbiowa
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    There’s probably an equivalent amount of plastic in both.

  2. Lea Michele Legs Short Shorts Glee Set
    me
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    ohh i`m so cold, but somehow not enough to make me me wanna wear pants

  3. John Travolta Zurich Film Festival
    Urvag
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    Now that’s the look of a very healthy and sane man.

  4. Chris Brown
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    Chris Brown: “A Night At The Roxbury”
    His Date: “An Early Morning In Emergency”

  5. Sarah Jessica Parker NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    bbiowa
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    Corpse Bride re-release?

  6. AnnaLynne McCord 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
    Turd Ferguson
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    Aww. Poor little angel, you’ll get your turn.

  7. Janice Dickinson 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
    Urvag
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    Holy freakshow!

  8. Salma Hayek Butt Tight Skirt Radio One
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    Her belt buckles at the rear?!

    Well, if that ain’t an invitation…

  9. Nancy Dell'Olio Cleavage
    Kreskin
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    Something tells me she is going commando. Just a feeling.

  10. Sarah Jessica Parker NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    Urvag
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    Shit I’d be photographing that too. It’s not everyday an animal escapes the Bronx Zoo.

  11. Shakira Pregnant Belly
    bbiowa
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    Suddenly I notice a prominent chin. Who knew?

  12. Anjelica Houston NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    Johnny P!
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    I like to remember this talented lady when she looked like this:
    http://ettagirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/5949300235_a60b397f65_b.jpg

  13. Brian F. O'Byrne Jake Gyllenhaal
    Urvag
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    Yo man…that scene in Brokeback was real right?

  14. Shakira Pregnant Belly
    seriouslynow
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    Gerard Pique’s gone and knocked the bitch up.

  15. Richard Gere Susan Sarandon 60th San Sebastian International Film Festival
    bbiowa
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    I want the last face you see in this world to be the face of love, so you look at me when they do this thing. I’ll be the face of love for you.

  16. Anjelica Houston NYC Ballet Fall Gala
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    Live action Howl’s Moving Castle?

  17. AnnaLynne McCord 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
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    Next program features Khloe driving a Nova in “Heavies in Chevies.”

  18. Lea Michele Legs Short Shorts Glee Set
    cc
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    I had that happen a lot in high school.

  19. Heather Locklear Cleavage
    bbiowa
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    Dammit, that’s almost an expression. Where’s the fucking botox?

  20. AnnaLynne McCord 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
    Cock Dr
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    The angel seems pissed that she’s not the one straddling the big red vibration machine.

  21. Sarah Jessica Parker NYC Ballet Fall Gala
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    The mane attraction!

  22. Iman Nipple Cleavage NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    amir
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    Wow, she’s almost 60?, I’ll take that all day, every day!

  23. Nancy Dell'Olio Cleavage
    bbiowa
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    Who and why?

  24. Tom Cavanagh Moustache
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    Amusing.

  25. Benicio Del Toro
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    “Pawn Stars” circa 1967

  26. Jerry Seinfeld
    bbiowa
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    Chris Berman on Nutrisystem?? That shit really works!

  27. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
    cc
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    Nothing draws woman to a guy like hot pink shoelaces…except perhaps hot pink nail polish.

  28. Salma Hayek Butt Tight Skirt Radio One
    seriouslynow
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    That ass don’t come cheap.

  29. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
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    “Don’t look, but check the pecs on the left.”

    .oO(shit..)

  30. Anjelica Houston NYC Ballet Fall Gala
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    I loved her in The Little Mermaid.

  31. Anjelica Houston NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    B&WMinstrel
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    What do you call it when the bottom half’s a woman and the top half’s a fish?

  32. Janice Dickinson 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
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    Are they remaking Twisted Sister now?

  33. Janice Dickinson 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
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    Why is the kid from Hanson in the background?

  34. Anjelica Houston NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    bbiowa
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    It’s Divine. (Not the adjective, the person.)

  35. Jessica Chastain
    cc
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    She uses SPF Kevlar.

  36. Janice Dickinson 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
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    It looks like the chick on the right has eye balls drawn on closed eyelids…

  37. Richard Gere Susan Sarandon 60th San Sebastian International Film Festival
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    Thankfully, the interview was in Spanish, and so she didn’t have to suffer through another 30 minutes of gerbil questions.

  38. Anjelica Houston NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    Mohawk Disco
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    I respect her but she looks like The Penguin for the next Batman movie here.

  39. John Travolta Zurich Film Festival
    Max
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    Wow, that thing looks almost real!

  40. Anjelica Houston NYC Ballet Fall Gala
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    Why is John Travolta dressed up as Angelica Huston?

  41. John Travolta Zurich Film Festival
    Animal
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    Well, these pictures keep me chuckling, and I appreciate that.I never realized until this especially hilarious photo just what a big Travolta fan I am!

  42. Tom Cavanagh Moustache
    wanker
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    Tom Selleck looks terrific.

  43. Benicio Del Toro
    seriouslynow
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    How’s that Scientology taste, Benicio?

  44. Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Milan Fashion Week
    Mohawk Disco
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    So glad I broke up with her. Our relationship wasn’t going anywhere anyway. Or so the voices in my head tell me.

  45. Mario Lopez Elmo Extra
    wanker
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    Both subjects pictured have had a man’s hand up their ass.

  46. Sarah Jessica Parker NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    Animal
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    What a noble-looking Jew.

  47. Tom Cavanagh Moustache
    Chachicubra
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    And is the movie you made called “The Adventures of Young Commissioner Gordon”?

  48. Salma Hayek Butt Tight Skirt Radio One
    Animal
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    That looks like it would be absolutely delicious!!!

  49. John Travolta Zurich Film Festival
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    Weekend at Travolta’s.

  50. Demi Lovato Butt Short Skirt Bullying Assembly
    cc
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    She’s going to be very disappointed when she reaches that cupcake.

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