Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which, as it turns out, is a momentous day for me since I learned that I now control the paparazzi with my mind. That said, it’s no surprise that we found John Travolta hitting up the smorgasbord, Benicio Del Toro not realizing he’s never getting that taste out of his mouth, the dramatic high point followed almost immediately by the low point of this Ducati’s life, and finally Salma Hayek‘s thigh boobs.
Don’t believe me about the mind control? Paparazzi, photograph Michael Douglas in a way that makes him appear to reverse age but stop just short of the point where I have strange feelings recollecting his bare-ass scene from Basic Instinct! Goddamnit. Too far,
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There’s probably an equivalent amount of plastic in both.
ohh i`m so cold, but somehow not enough to make me me wanna wear pants
Stems like that with a face like that? Can’t blame her.
Now that’s the look of a very healthy and sane man.
Chris Brown: “A Night At The Roxbury”
His Date: “An Early Morning In Emergency”
Corpse Bride re-release?
Aww. Poor little angel, you’ll get your turn.
Holy freakshow!
Her belt buckles at the rear?!
Well, if that ain’t an invitation…
Something tells me she is going commando. Just a feeling.
Shit I’d be photographing that too. It’s not everyday an animal escapes the Bronx Zoo.
Suddenly I notice a prominent chin. Who knew?
Who even bothered to look?
I like to remember this talented lady when she looked like this:
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i bet she wants that too !
Yo man…that scene in Brokeback was real right?
Gerard Pique’s gone and knocked the bitch up.
I want the last face you see in this world to be the face of love, so you look at me when they do this thing. I’ll be the face of love for you.
Live action Howl’s Moving Castle?
Next program features Khloe driving a Nova in “Heavies in Chevies.”
I had that happen a lot in high school.
Dammit, that’s almost an expression. Where’s the fucking botox?
The angel seems pissed that she’s not the one straddling the big red vibration machine.
The mane attraction!
Wow, she’s almost 60?, I’ll take that all day, every day!
Who and why?
Amusing.
“Pawn Stars” circa 1967
Chris Berman on Nutrisystem?? That shit really works!
Nothing draws woman to a guy like hot pink shoelaces…except perhaps hot pink nail polish.
That ass don’t come cheap.
“Don’t look, but check the pecs on the left.”
.oO(shit..)
I loved her in The Little Mermaid.
What do you call it when the bottom half’s a woman and the top half’s a fish?
Are they remaking Twisted Sister now?
Why is the kid from Hanson in the background?
It’s Divine. (Not the adjective, the person.)
She uses SPF Kevlar.
It looks like the chick on the right has eye balls drawn on closed eyelids…
Thankfully, the interview was in Spanish, and so she didn’t have to suffer through another 30 minutes of gerbil questions.
I respect her but she looks like The Penguin for the next Batman movie here.
I was thinking she in line to play the Poker–the Penguin that mated with the Joker. (Didn’t she used to mate with Jack?)
exactly like the Penguin! or any penguin. Though sexy.
Wow, that thing looks almost real!
Why is John Travolta dressed up as Angelica Huston?
Have you ever actually seen them both together?
Just sayin’.
Well, these pictures keep me chuckling, and I appreciate that.I never realized until this especially hilarious photo just what a big Travolta fan I am!
Tom Selleck looks terrific.
How’s that Scientology taste, Benicio?
So glad I broke up with her. Our relationship wasn’t going anywhere anyway. Or so the voices in my head tell me.
Both subjects pictured have had a man’s hand up their ass.
What a noble-looking Jew.
And is the movie you made called “The Adventures of Young Commissioner Gordon”?
That looks like it would be absolutely delicious!!!
Weekend at Travolta’s.
She’s going to be very disappointed when she reaches that cupcake.