The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.21.12

September 21st, 2012 // 588 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which, as it turns out, is a momentous day for me since I learned that I now control the paparazzi with my mind. That said, it’s no surprise that we found John Travolta hitting up the smorgasbord, Benicio Del Toro not realizing he’s never getting that taste out of his mouth, the dramatic high point followed almost immediately by the low point of this Ducati’s life, and finally Salma Hayek‘s thigh boobs.

Don’t believe me about the mind control? Paparazzi, photograph Michael Douglas in a way that makes him appear to reverse age but stop just short of the point where I have strange feelings recollecting his bare-ass scene from Basic Instinct! Goddamnit. Too far,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Mario Lopez Elmo Extra
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    Elmo’s looking for a place to conveniently spit that out.

  2. Tom Cavanagh Moustache
    B&WMinstrel
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    We Made This Movie. Yes We Diddily Did.

  3. Demi Lovato Butt Short Skirt Bullying Assembly
    Deacon Jones
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    Porking up, but I think she pulls off the “thick” look well.

  4. John Travolta Zurich Film Festival
    cc
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    Oh, I know, I know this one! It’s Westworld where almost everyone is a robot with a plastic face.

  5. Anjelica Houston NYC Ballet Fall Gala
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    Woah.

  6. Jerry Seinfeld
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    Startin’ to get that Travolta creepiness a little here. Damn that scientology!

  7. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
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    Using the Grindr app I see.

  8. Salma Hayek Butt Tight Skirt Radio One
    ty
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    that azz!!

  9. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
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    “Dude, I’m your brother. Stop texting me your junk.”

  10. Jude Law Scruffy Beard Cab
    Deacon Jones
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    (rips line)
    “I’m going to LA to fuck Lindsay Lohan”

  11. Lea Michele Legs Short Shorts Glee Set
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    Aww, c’mon, chubby girls need love too!

  12. Demi Lovato Butt Short Skirt Bullying Assembly
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    Imagine how hot she would be if she’d only drop a few pounds.

  13. Michael Douglas Backwards Aging United Nations International Day Of Peace
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    He should go back to the Liberace look. It worked better for him.

  14. AnnaLynne McCord 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
    Johnny P!
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    “Might As Well Face it You’re Addicted To Love”

  15. Demi Lovato Butt Short Skirt Bullying Assembly
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    I think we can say she is finally looking like a Full Lovato…

  16. Janice Dickinson 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
    Mohawk Disco
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    The guy looks like a girl. Janice like a tranny and the chick on the right could block a water main with her face. All we need is Travolta and it’s a weirdo flush.

    • donkeylicks

      To be fair you do have one of the Hansen brothers, while he’s clearly no Travolta sometimes you have to take what you can get.

  17. Anjelica Houston NYC Ballet Fall Gala
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    If you squint, she looks like Shmoo.

  18. Audrey Tautou Nipples Chinese Puzzle Set
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    Thank you, pokie fairy.

  19. Janice Dickinson 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
    cc
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    Burn that seat.

  20. Brian F. O'Byrne Jake Gyllenhaal
    B&WMinstrel
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    “Brian G. ? Yeah, he’s my brother.”

  21. Jude Law Scruffy Beard Cab
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    Going home from the set of “House: The Early Years”

  22. AnnaLynne McCord 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
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    The girl in back is a bit somber because she’s remembering the time she worked the Farley on a Harley event.

  23. Sarah Jessica Parker NYC Ballet Fall Gala
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    I heard she can beat almost anyone by a nose.

  24. Audrey Tautou Nipples Chinese Puzzle Set
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    In French, what she is smuggling are called “les arachides.”

  25. John Travolta Zurich Film Festival
    Johnny P!
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    Put in a quarter and Madame Travolta will tell you your fortune.

  26. Sarah Jessica Parker NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    Johnny P!
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    The ballet company’s mounting a production of “War Horse”?!?

  27. Janice Dickinson 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
    60yrOldModelHater
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    The second shot was from the “Human Potties on Ducatis” shoot, an hour later…

  28. Jon Lovitz
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    Relax, guys, it’s just his toothpick.

  29. AnnaLynne McCord 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
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    That’s a bike worth fapping to!

    Makes my Monster look decidedly pedestrian.

  30. Sarah Jessica Parker NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    Mohawk Disco
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    She’s 470 not 47, apparently. Did she run out of young souls to devour to keep young?

  31. Mario Lopez Elmo Extra
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    Is that Mario’s gimp at the bottom of the pic? He has like a head device with a bell on. Weird. Maybe Mario likes to hear a jingle jangle when the gimp is on his dangle.

  32. Anjelica Houston NYC Ballet Fall Gala
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    Dear God almighty. She doesn’t even look human anymore. You know how bad this is? Kathleen Turner saw her and said, “What a neck!”

  33. Janice Dickinson 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
    seriouslynow
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    Ducati will never be able to sell that thing now that Steven Tyler’s ass has been on it.

  34. Salma Hayek Butt Tight Skirt Radio One
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    Getting a case of the Kardashiass.

  35. Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Milan Fashion Week
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    Soooo not fair posting this after Angelica. They don’t even look like the same species.

  36. Michael Douglas Backwards Aging United Nations International Day Of Peace
    RHawk
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    Damn, that new Grecian Formula is working well. Now the age gap with his wife looks only mildly disturbing.

  37. Richard Gere Susan Sarandon 60th San Sebastian International Film Festival
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    Commie.

  38. Richard Gere Susan Sarandon 60th San Sebastian International Film Festival
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    Assistant: “Are you sure you want to go out without doing your hair and wearing any makeup, Miss Sarandon?)
    Susan: “Why bother… I’m sitting next to Gere… I’ll look great.”

  39. Benicio Del Toro
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    Tom keeps wearing his Top Gun aviators so we cant see him aging.

  40. Tara Reid Thomas Ian Nicholas Drunk
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    Don’t have kids. Don’t have kids. Don’t have kids.

  41. Janice Dickinson 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
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    and now it’s a fire-crotch rocket!

  42. Anjelica Houston NYC Ballet Fall Gala
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    Lipstick on a Hut.

  43. Mario Lopez Elmo Extra
    Johnny P!
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    Dickle-Me Elmo.

  44. Heather Locklear Cleavage
    Johnny P!
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    Sleep at Sambora’s again last night, Heather?

  45. Jessica Chastain
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    Ready to play milk wench # 3 in a barn seen of Game of Thrones.

  46. Sarah Jessica Parker NYC Ballet Fall Gala
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    “Are you happy to be here, Ms Parker? Stamp once for yes and twice for no”.

  47. Mario Lopez Elmo Extra
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    Diddle-Me Elmo

  48. Jerry Seinfeld
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    Now Jerry… save your Sarah Jessica Parker imitation for the stage, please.

  49. Benicio Del Toro
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    *urp* damn burritos

  50. Tara Reid Thomas Ian Nicholas Drunk
    Mohawk Disco
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    Talk about drug induced delusion. Knowing their careers that’s the only explanation for their smiles.

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