The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.21.12

September 21st, 2012 // 588 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which, as it turns out, is a momentous day for me since I learned that I now control the paparazzi with my mind. That said, it’s no surprise that we found John Travolta hitting up the smorgasbord, Benicio Del Toro not realizing he’s never getting that taste out of his mouth, the dramatic high point followed almost immediately by the low point of this Ducati’s life, and finally Salma Hayek‘s thigh boobs.

Don’t believe me about the mind control? Paparazzi, photograph Michael Douglas in a way that makes him appear to reverse age but stop just short of the point where I have strange feelings recollecting his bare-ass scene from Basic Instinct! Goddamnit. Too far,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jerry Seinfeld
    UJ
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    Those teeth are worth $800,000,000 at a bris.

  2. Lea Michele Legs Short Shorts Glee Set
    UJ
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    When an irresistible transvestite meets and immovable testicular cancer.

  3. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
    UJ
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    The third Iphone is sticking out of one of their asses.

  4. Jessica Chastain
    Uncle Rodney
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    That’s the best Jane Lynch’s ever looked. Brava.

  5. Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Milan Fashion Week
    GuidoTheRed
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    ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-VAG!

  6. Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Milan Fashion Week
    Josie
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    nice rack

  7. Nancy Dell'Olio Cleavage
    Timothy
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    “They don’t know who I am either!”
    “Who doesn’t?”
    “Anyone!”

  8. Tom Cavanagh Moustache
    Allion
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    A creepy clown smile.

  9. Michael Douglas Backwards Aging United Nations International Day Of Peace
    Allion
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    the Game is starting again, huh?

  10. Jon Lovitz
    Ruckus
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    Hmmmm… And I will have an egg yellow omelette.

  11. Anjelica Houston NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    Ruckus
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    GET READY FOR A SURPRISE!

  12. Anjelica Houston NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    Asiah
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    Just a bad angle. She’s awesome!

  13. Sarah Jessica Parker NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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    All joking aside, this woman has seen one too many plastic surgeons. How many *victims* before all these wanna-be beauties wake up to the folly of going down that road?

  14. Salma Hayek Butt Tight Skirt Radio One
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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    She’s no stick insect, but she garners much praise. There’s a lesson for every female in that fact.

  15. Tara Reid Thomas Ian Nicholas Drunk
    Lala Land
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    You can just smell the herpes right off this picture.

  16. John Travolta Zurich Film Festival
    BSname
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    He is filming the sequel to The Boy in the Plastic Bubble.
    This shot is from the final death scene.

  17. Sarah Jessica Parker NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    PZ
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    Sometimes I’m glad I’m not Matthew Broderick.

  18. Benicio Del Toro
    PZ
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    Flashbacks of Tara Reid from the previous night.

  19. John Travolta Zurich Film Festival
    Doc
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    Blah! Blah! I vant to suck your…

  20. Demi Lovato Butt Short Skirt Bullying Assembly
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    Also written on that wall: “Nice FUPA”

  21. Janice Dickinson 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
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    So where are the hotties? I can only see the dukatis…

  22. John Travolta Zurich Film Festival
    Alpha Female
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    Aint no sunshine in the closet…

  23. Richard Gere Susan Sarandon 60th San Sebastian International Film Festival
    Mama Pinkus
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    Ms. Sarandon needs to show Ms. Dickerson how it is done gracefully

  24. Iman Nipple Cleavage NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    Mama Pinkus
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    she is looking drag-queenish, and I mean no disrespect to drag queens

  25. Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Milan Fashion Week
    Mama Pinkus
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    vulgar

  26. Chris Brown
    Wheres my hat ?
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    for some reason everytime I see this guy I can’t help but thinking of the South Park episodes about Giant Douches.

  27. Anjelica Houston NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    Wheres my hat ?
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    when did she get downs ?

  28. John Travolta Zurich Film Festival
    Drex
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    Hello Mystery Man form Lost Highway. (Robert Blake)

  29. Richard Gere Susan Sarandon 60th San Sebastian International Film Festival
    JungleRed
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    “Again? Look, can you just shut up with the Dalai Lama bullshit?! Fucking asshole!”

  30. Mario Lopez Elmo Extra
    JungleRed
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    Is there a dude left in Hollywood this Ho hasn’t blown? I mean Elmo.

  31. Chris Brown
    JungleRed
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    If ever there was a mouth I wanted to see a dick stuffed into…

  32. John Travolta Zurich Film Festival
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    All he wants is a nice reach around from Arnold Horshack . That’s why he has the small penis stare.

  33. John Travolta Zurich Film Festival
    ksmack
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    We had it all wrong….Travolta IS Xenu!

  34. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
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    When I said you should “get into her pants” I didn’t mean for you to wear them…

  35. Demi Lovato Butt Short Skirt Bullying Assembly
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    A commercial just came on for the Katie Couric show tomorrow featuring Demi and how she “overcame her eating issues.” Now I feel bad mentally making fun of her. Stupid TV.

  36. Benicio Del Toro
    ^#&@%!
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    It’s Francis Llewellyn Poncherello. But you can call me “Ponch”.

  37. John Travolta Zurich Film Festival
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    John Travolta is Soylent Green!

  38. Janice Dickinson 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
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    Janice dear, the sign said ‘HOTTIES On Ducatis’ , not “POTTIES on Ducatis”

  39. Tom Cavanagh Moustache
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    anyone here remember Ed? Fine Corinthian Turkeys, anyone?

  40. Jude Law Scruffy Beard Cab
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    Ever hear of windex?

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