Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which, as it turns out, is a momentous day for me since I learned that I now control the paparazzi with my mind. That said, it’s no surprise that we found John Travolta hitting up the smorgasbord, Benicio Del Toro not realizing he’s never getting that taste out of his mouth, the dramatic high point followed almost immediately by the low point of this Ducati’s life, and finally Salma Hayek‘s thigh boobs.
Don’t believe me about the mind control? Paparazzi, photograph Michael Douglas in a way that makes him appear to reverse age but stop just short of the point where I have strange feelings recollecting his bare-ass scene from Basic Instinct! Goddamnit. Too far,
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Those teeth are worth $800,000,000 at a bris.
When an irresistible transvestite meets and immovable testicular cancer.
The third Iphone is sticking out of one of their asses.
That’s the best Jane Lynch’s ever looked. Brava.
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-VAG!
nice rack
“They don’t know who I am either!”
“Who doesn’t?”
“Anyone!”
A creepy clown smile.
the Game is starting again, huh?
Hmmmm… And I will have an egg yellow omelette.
GET READY FOR A SURPRISE!
Just a bad angle. She’s awesome!
All joking aside, this woman has seen one too many plastic surgeons. How many *victims* before all these wanna-be beauties wake up to the folly of going down that road?
She’s no stick insect, but she garners much praise. There’s a lesson for every female in that fact.
You can just smell the herpes right off this picture.
He is filming the sequel to The Boy in the Plastic Bubble.
This shot is from the final death scene.
Sometimes I’m glad I’m not Matthew Broderick.
Flashbacks of Tara Reid from the previous night.
Blah! Blah! I vant to suck your…
Also written on that wall: “Nice FUPA”
So where are the hotties? I can only see the dukatis…
Aint no sunshine in the closet…
HEY OH!
Ms. Sarandon needs to show Ms. Dickerson how it is done gracefully
she is looking drag-queenish, and I mean no disrespect to drag queens
vulgar
for some reason everytime I see this guy I can’t help but thinking of the South Park episodes about Giant Douches.
when did she get downs ?
Hello Mystery Man form Lost Highway. (Robert Blake)
“Again? Look, can you just shut up with the Dalai Lama bullshit?! Fucking asshole!”
Is there a dude left in Hollywood this Ho hasn’t blown? I mean Elmo.
If ever there was a mouth I wanted to see a dick stuffed into…
All he wants is a nice reach around from Arnold Horshack . That’s why he has the small penis stare.
We had it all wrong….Travolta IS Xenu!
When I said you should “get into her pants” I didn’t mean for you to wear them…
A commercial just came on for the Katie Couric show tomorrow featuring Demi and how she “overcame her eating issues.” Now I feel bad mentally making fun of her. Stupid TV.
It’s Francis Llewellyn Poncherello. But you can call me “Ponch”.
John Travolta is Soylent Green!
Janice dear, the sign said ‘HOTTIES On Ducatis’ , not “POTTIES on Ducatis”
anyone here remember Ed? Fine Corinthian Turkeys, anyone?
Ever hear of windex?