The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.21.12

September 21st, 2012 // 588 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which, as it turns out, is a momentous day for me since I learned that I now control the paparazzi with my mind. That said, it’s no surprise that we found John Travolta hitting up the smorgasbord, Benicio Del Toro not realizing he’s never getting that taste out of his mouth, the dramatic high point followed almost immediately by the low point of this Ducati’s life, and finally Salma Hayek‘s thigh boobs.

Don’t believe me about the mind control? Paparazzi, photograph Michael Douglas in a way that makes him appear to reverse age but stop just short of the point where I have strange feelings recollecting his bare-ass scene from Basic Instinct! Goddamnit. Too far,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Sarah Jessica Parker NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    DeucePickle
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    Aaaaand coming down the straight away and leading by 3 full lengths it’s Boner Graveyard Troll Fucker

  2. John Travolta Zurich Film Festival
    B&WMinstrel
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    I hope some one is keeping an eye on those Lego kids

  3. Janice Dickinson 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
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    That thing has been out of the factory for like ten minutes and they already have to wash it.

  4. Tara Reid Thomas Ian Nicholas Drunk
    DeucePickle
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    Maybe i should have saved that “Boner Graveyard Troll Fucker” comment for this picture.

  5. John Travolta Zurich Film Festival
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    I think we can all agree that Disney is the very incarnation of evil.
    If you think differently, consider Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and now, an animatronic Travolta.

  6. Richard Gere Susan Sarandon 60th San Sebastian International Film Festival
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    “I wonder if I should ask him about that gerbil rumor from the 80′s.”

  7. John Travolta Zurich Film Festival
    Deacon Jones
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    He looks like a fucking vamper!

  8. Janice Dickinson 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
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    That must be the elusive “Special Edition” Ducati, complete with penis holster and all…

  9. Brian F. O'Byrne Jake Gyllenhaal
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    Jake, let’s show Ang right now that we have what it takes to honor Heath’s legacy with a sequel.

  10. AnnaLynne McCord 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
    cagster
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    uh oh, someone’s not sharing nicely.

  11. John Travolta Zurich Film Festival
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I had Count Chocula for breakfast.

    John: Me too.

  12. Brian F. O'Byrne Jake Gyllenhaal
    dontkillthemessenger
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    It’s always uncomfortable when lovers can’t acknowledge each other in public.

  13. Sarah Jessica Parker NYC Ballet Fall Gala
    Deacon Jones
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    She mustve just looked at herself in a mirror

  14. Brian F. O'Byrne Jake Gyllenhaal
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    “Look man, all I’m saying is that you seem to have so much of it, I’m sure you can spare some follicles….”

  15. Shakira Pregnant Belly
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    Wow, I now find her to be a totally credible musician.

  16. Richard Gere Susan Sarandon 60th San Sebastian International Film Festival
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    Why o why did Tim Robbins leave this jewel?

  17. John Travolta Zurich Film Festival
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    “The question was, ‘Would I fuck me?’ The answer, as always, is yes. Yes, I’d fuck me so hard.”

  18. Salma Hayek Butt Tight Skirt Radio One
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Damn… I need a billion dollars.

  19. Mario Lopez Elmo Extra
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    It was supposed to be a “sock” puppet Mario.

  20. Audrey Tautou Nipples Chinese Puzzle Set
    DeucePickle
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    Wow, she looks awesome with longer hair. And boobs

  21. Tara Reid Thomas Ian Nicholas Drunk
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    Man, just like ol’ times… Until he tries to do the Tornado on her…

  22. Janice Dickinson 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
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    More like ‘Zombies on Ducatis’, amirite?

  23. AnnaLynne McCord 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
    seriouslynow
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    Damn that Panigale’s hot.

  24. Nancy Dell'Olio Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    It’s pronounced “De Ole Ho”.

  25. Mario Lopez Elmo Extra
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    I always wondered what the phrase “screwed the pooch” would look like in real life. Just sad Elmo had to suffer for it.

  26. Janice Dickinson 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
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    If this was “Hotties On Ducatis”, shouldn’t there have been someone hired specifically to keep her off of one?

  27. Sarah Jessica Parker NYC Ballet Fall Gala
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    Dressage.

  28. John Travolta Zurich Film Festival
    Mohawk Disco
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    Is he still alive? Really! He looks like an animated version of himself running on batteries. Weak batteries.

  29. Jessica Chastain
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She’s racist. Or her last name doesn’t begin with K.

  30. Benicio Del Toro
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    Apparently, as part of his Scientology/Midget-wrestling initiation, he must “carry” Tom’s semen for a week…

  31. Iman Nipple Cleavage NYC Ballet Fall Gala
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    The indignant Prince Harry immediately got on his radio when she refused to lift him in his chair.

  32. Brian F. O'Byrne Jake Gyllenhaal
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    “Excuse me, sir? Do you have a hair to spare?”

  33. Heather Locklear Cleavage
    cagster
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    She reminds me of someone…just not Heather Locklear.

  34. Lea Michele Legs Short Shorts Glee Set
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    Well, I think we found the one straight guy on the set…

  35. Tom Cavanagh Moustache
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    Getting a gay vibe here.

  36. Lea Michele Legs Short Shorts Glee Set
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    That gay guy finally saw her shoes.

  37. Benicio Del Toro
    Deacon Jones
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    “Where’s my wife? ”

    “Don’t worry. We gave her a nice Honeymooooon.”

  38. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
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    I did not know Los Feliz had a gayng problem.

  39. Jon Lovitz
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Beverly Hills’ soup kitchens are fancy.

  40. Nancy Dell'Olio Cleavage
    cagster
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    Is she about to puke or piss herself?

  41. Shakira Pregnant Belly
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Smells like a swift drop in hotness.

  42. Michael Douglas Backwards Aging United Nations International Day Of Peace
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    Wow, someone has a shaky hand when applying hair coloring…

  43. AnnaLynne McCord 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
    cc
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    Make up is a remarkable thing, isn’t it?

  44. AnnaLynne McCord 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview
    ty
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    I wish I was that motorcycle right now.

  45. Chris Brown
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    In the back seat…muahahah.

  46. Nick Jonas Kevin Jonas Joe Jonas
    Deacon Jones
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    I think any “man” that wears these jeans deserves to be punched in the head.

  47. Jon Lovitz
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    I wonder why he’s wearing a cross?

  48. Demi Lovato Butt Short Skirt Bullying Assembly
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    She is looking sturdy.

  49. Jon Lovitz
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    Wait a minute…. is that a cross around the neck of the man who played “Hannukah Harry”?

  50. Jerry Seinfeld
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    I admittedly use the word “retarded” a little loosely….

    but this…

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