The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.20.13

September 20th, 2013 // 333 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you a little early because we already reported on Miley Cyrus dating a black guy, so everything important happening in the entire world has already been covered. What’s left is just random boobies from erotic fantasies I may or may not have had in 7th grade, Tara Reid with her boyfri–AHAHAHAH, seriously I can’t even write that, and pregnant ladies wearing maternity dresses that make their body look like the Scream mask. You’ll see it.

Enjoy your nightmare,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Romeo & Juliet Broadway Opening Night Afterparty
    teddy
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    What we missed at 10am? weak fish, very weak…

  2. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Romeo & Juliet Broadway Opening Night Afterparty
    mellowyellone
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    her face looks like shit

  3. Rob Kardashian Fat Face Khloe Kardashian Eating Lunch
    caley
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    “What an unseasonably warm New Year’s Eve this is!”

  4. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage Creepy Old Hands New York City Ballet 2013 Fall Gala
    caley
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    [OFF-CAMERA] “Who wants some oats and a mane-brushing?”

  5. Kate Moss Nipples No Bra See Through Blouse
    caley
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    “No matter how many times you ask, Woody, I’m not giving you my daughter’s phone number.”

  6. Natalie Portman Benjamin Millepied Smug Face New York City Ballet 2013 Fall Gala
    JC
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    Covering yourself with spiky clothing won’t stop me, Natalie. I’ll work through that pain.

  7. Antonio Banderas El Hormiguero
    JC
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    “HA HA HA [in a whisper] please I beg of you, stop showing my wife when she was still attractive it hurts so much [normal voice] HA HA HA!”

  8. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage Creepy Old Hands New York City Ballet 2013 Fall Gala
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    Frau Blücher!!
    (cut to pic-)

  9. Rob Kardashian Fat Face Khloe Kardashian Eating Lunch
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    “Garzon!!! I ordered a triple order of bacon with my vegetarian salad!”

  10. Sophie Simmons Butt Thong Bikini
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    I’d plow into that…

  11. Terrence Howard Cowboy Hat Prisoners Screening
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    “Go ahead… Mention Iron Man one more time.. I dare ya”

  12. Rob Kardashian Fat Face Khloe Kardashian Eating Lunch
    Hugh Jass
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    Which one is which.

  13. Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregnant Nipples Maternity Dress
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    Somewhere, a skydiver is gonna have a bad day.

  14. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Romeo & Juliet Broadway Opening Night Afterparty
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    It’s impossible for her to look bad.

  15. Natalie Portman Benjamin Millepied Smug Face New York City Ballet 2013 Fall Gala
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    Am I the only one who imagines small centipedes carrying him under his shows?

  16. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Romeo & Juliet Broadway Opening Night Afterparty
    er
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    Adriana lima >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Miranda Kerrdashian

    • Yeah like ‘Master of Puppets’ is better than ‘And Justice For All.’

      You’re just splitting hairs.

    • Adriana Lima is hotter than everyone in the history of mankind. It isn’t fair to compare her to anyone.

      But don’t lump Miranda Kerr in with a Kuntdashian please, that’s just insulting.

  17. Condola Rashad Orlando Bloom Romeo And Juliet Boradway Opening Night Afterparty
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    He’s been with Miranda for years but, her beauty still brings tears to his eyes.

  18. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage Creepy Old Hands New York City Ballet 2013 Fall Gala
    Hugh Jass
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    When you’re getting liver spots on your chest, it’s time to cover up.

  19. Selena Gomez Cleavage Legs Slit Dress
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    Child prostitution is a big problem in Europe.

  20. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Romeo & Juliet Broadway Opening Night Afterparty
    Mike
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    That witch nose of her ruins my boners..

  21. Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregnant Nipples Maternity Dress
    howie feltersnatch
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    you can almost see Homer Simpsons face

  22. Dakota Fanning Minidress Knee High Leather Boots
    Hugh Jass
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    She was hotter when she wasn’t legal

  23. Kelly Brook Naked Behind The Scenes Stills Instagram
    Hugh Jass
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    I’m off camera, behind her.

  24. Kelly Brook Naked Behind The Scenes Stills Instagram
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    CONFIRMED: We have a nipple sighting…

  25. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage Creepy Old Hands New York City Ballet 2013 Fall Gala
    howie feltersnatch
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    someone swipped her feed bucket?

  26. Coco Butt Spandex Dress Instagram
    Hugh Jass
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    Combined two pictures to get here whole ass in the shot.

  27. Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregnant Nipples Maternity Dress
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    She’s smiling because she’s been waiting her entire life to be able to wear a mumu without being called fat.

  28. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage Creepy Old Hands New York City Ballet 2013 Fall Gala
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    “It is NOT time for the glue factory!!”

  29. Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregnant Nipples Maternity Dress
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    Move over Jessica Simpson! No really, move over, the two of you cannot fit down the same side of the street.

  30. Rob Kardashian Fat Face Khloe Kardashian Eating Lunch
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    Jabba and Chewy share a moment.

  31. Kate Moss Nipples No Bra See Through Blouse
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    This is what happens when a model is about to turn 40. The demands for attention get more and more desperate.

    • Trek Girl

      She’s been dressing in see-through clothing for over two decades. Her demands for attention would likely involve wearing more clothes, not less.

  32. Sophie Simmons Butt Thong Bikini
    Butt Plugger
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    That’s a nice piece of Jewish ass right there!

  33. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Romeo & Juliet Broadway Opening Night Afterparty
    Inner Retard
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    Remember De Niro’s “I’m watching you” look from Meet the Parents… I’m doing that with her cleavage right now.

  34. Kelly Brook Naked Behind The Scenes Stills Instagram
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    Instagram: Murdering the Concept of Photography since 2010

  35. Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregnant Nipples Maternity Dress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Completely ruined.

  36. Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregnant Nipples Maternity Dress
    Kodos
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    I’m thinkin’ “Prometheus”.

  37. Selena Gomez Cleavage Legs Slit Dress
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    Off to a bunga-bunga party, no doubt.

  38. Kelly Brook Naked Behind The Scenes Stills Instagram
    CptCreep
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    “Hey, every guy who sees my Instagram page… enjoy the blue balls…” -Kelly Brook

  39. Rob Kardashian Fat Face Khloe Kardashian Eating Lunch
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    There was no food left in the restaurant when they left.

  40. Amber Heard Cleavage Black Lace Dress Veil London Fields Set
    Inner Retard
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    Admitting you are not really a lesbian can be difficult but this is going too far.

  41. Sophie Simmons Butt Thong Bikini
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    Very nice!

  42. Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregnant Nipples Maternity Dress
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    They’re remaking Beethoven now?

  43. Sophie Simmons Butt Thong Bikini
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    Too bad it came out of something that Gene Simmons penis touched.

  44. Sophie Simmons Butt Thong Bikini
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    From their TV show, I remember the boobs being fantastic.

  45. The Jonas Brothers Meeting Fans
    dontkillthemessenger
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    So which one of us wants to hug this thing with a vagina?

    - Not Me.
    - Me Neither.
    - But I already hugged my wife yesterday and I don’t know how much more I can take.

  46. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage Creepy Old Hands New York City Ballet 2013 Fall Gala
    Brit
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    The look of shock when someone in the crowd holds out a sugar cube, then snatches it away at the last minute

  47. Natalie Portman Benjamin Millepied Smug Face New York City Ballet 2013 Fall Gala
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    The luckiest motherfucker on Earth. Look at him. There’s no way he’s supposed to be pulling that level of trim.

  48. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage Creepy Old Hands New York City Ballet 2013 Fall Gala
    Inner Retard
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    She must be getting tired of the horse jokes too. Hence the look accented by diamond laced brass knuckles.

    • I'mCool

      They improvised and slipped those on her right front hoof after she broke into a gallop and threw a shoe.

  49. Geena Davis 2nd Annual Beyond Hunger A Place At the Table Gala
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    Something weird is going on with her entire cranium

  50. Sophie Simmons Butt Thong Bikini
    Pickle Nose
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    Lorenzo Lamas is currently on a flight to Maui. His wife has been served with divorce papers.

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