“Uncle Owen! This R2 unit has a bad motivator,” the bald stagehand thought about yelling as he looked upon the thicket of tangled wires and circuits, wondering which connection turns Kate Winslet‘s nudity protocol back on. – Book of Nerdaments, Chap. 4
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Rihanna‘s cunt necklace, Jennifer Garner letting Jennifer Lopez know how her man ain’t straying from this and Chris Brown apparently lurks inside of cars with a bandana around his face now. He should keep doing that, but in front of banks and/or airports. It’ll be awesome, trust me.
On a side note, I don’t know how you choose between Kate Winslet or Imogen Thomas, so today’s Final Five got Shymalan’d if Shymalan’d means we just put both in and went, “Eh, people like boobs.”
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Yes it looks tasty, but you have a husband?
Oh shit! God help the Disney star across the street.
k which one of bruce and demi’s girls is this?
“Bart Simpson must die!! I will avenge my father!!”
“Thank you sir, may I have another?”
It’s like Tara Reid pressed her silly putty against his abs
I’m positive this technique is not in the Lee Strasberg’s handbook. Reference, Al.
(show) Toe stopper?
What do you mean YOU killed Pookie?
Jesus, Marlyn Manson looks terrible!
No wonder the boat sank
All you guys make me laugh. So funny.
dude looks like a lady
Al Pacino don’t handle no baggage.
Al Pacino just walks from the door to the limo.
The only thing Al Pacino carries is a scarf.
We know it’s beneath you, to take part in a Born Villain video, Rachel. Take it easy.
The Eagles Suck Dick!
How incredibly eloquent! Do you lay awake nights thinking up these pithy comments or do you just improvise?
I salute her choice of dress. That is fantastic.
Oh for gawd’s sake she should just show us the big fake boobs already.
She obviously wants to.
Or is that just for paying customers?
I’d hit it. Back off haters.
…CATCHING THE SHORT BUS to his next gig.
New Internet Meme: Evicted Keanu
Middle School’s just let out? where?
everyone has one. for pooping. meh.
After you eat Tom, I will give you half the MI:3 money and pay for the Lap Band myself. Deal?
Just heard he’ll be the “fall guy” when the show tanks.
He added a pair of broken reading glasses hanging around his neck. Nice touch in the “How to dress like a crazy old woman” Contest
I could carnage that ass into next week.
Urugay.
Ice-T looks cute here.
skid mark
Face is kinda booty.
Booty is kinda nice.
Get that fucking hat off.
I hatie me some Katie.
Urugay.
Urugay.
Say what you will but I absolutely loved his work in ‘The War of the Gargantuas’
*tucking bib into collar*
“The Wheel of Samsara keeps on turnnninnnng.”
PANCAKE TITTAAAAAYS!
One hell of a dress with strategic panels. It’s almost too good.
That dress still rocks. From every angle.
Trick of the eye
and THIS Is how to look hot in a bikini, LeAnn.
She is how I discovered I was bisexual in high school. We are the same age. And god, how I still want her. I would do glorious things to that body.
I’d help you!
I thought this was Casey Anthony
Botox side effect
OMG, I was just about to make a joke that this looks like Al Pacino.
evan rachel wood being very unoriginal and assuming the pose made famous by kim kardashian.
that is one classy nappy headed ho!
Now spread your cheeks and lift your sack…