The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.2.11

September 2nd, 2011 // 629 Comments

“Uncle Owen! This R2 unit has a bad motivator,” the bald stagehand thought about yelling as he looked upon the thicket of tangled wires and circuits, wondering which connection turns Kate Winslet‘s nudity protocol back on. – Book of Nerdaments, Chap. 4

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Rihanna‘s cunt necklace, Jennifer Garner letting Jennifer Lopez know how her man ain’t straying from this and Chris Brown apparently lurks inside of cars with a bandana around his face now. He should keep doing that, but in front of banks and/or airports. It’ll be awesome, trust me.

On a side note, I don’t know how you choose between Kate Winslet or Imogen Thomas, so today’s Final Five got Shymalan’d if Shymalan’d means we just put both in and went, “Eh, people like boobs.”

Committed to better posting through crippling indecisiveness,

- The Superficial

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  1. Megan Fox Tongue
    rough hurts
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    Yes it looks tasty, but you have a husband?

  2. Wilmer Valderrama Scarf Sunglasses
    rough hurts
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    Oh shit! God help the Disney star across the street.

  3. Fabio
    zomgbie
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    k which one of bruce and demi’s girls is this?

  4. Rihanna Cunt Necklace
    ChickenHawk
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    “Bart Simpson must die!! I will avenge my father!!”

  5. Arnold Schwarzenegger Toe Touch
    ChickenHawk
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    “Thank you sir, may I have another?”

  6. The Situation Jen Boronico
    Ruckus
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    It’s like Tara Reid pressed her silly putty against his abs

  7. Ice T Airport Security
    rough hurts
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    I’m positive this technique is not in the Lee Strasberg’s handbook. Reference, Al.

  8. Ali Larter
    rough hurts
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    (show) Toe stopper?

  9. Ice T Airport Security
    Ruckus
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    What do you mean YOU killed Pookie?

  10. Al Pacino Headband
    Ruckus
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    Jesus, Marlyn Manson looks terrible!

  11. Kate Winslet Breasts
    Ruckus
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    No wonder the boat sank

  12. Arnold Schwarzenegger Toe Touch
    Cock Dr
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    All you guys make me laugh. So funny.

  13. Kate Winslet Breasts
    dj
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    dude looks like a lady

  14. Al Pacino Headband
    Cock Dr
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    Al Pacino don’t handle no baggage.
    Al Pacino just walks from the door to the limo.
    The only thing Al Pacino carries is a scarf.

  15. Evan Rachel Wood
    rough hurts
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    We know it’s beneath you, to take part in a Born Villain video, Rachel. Take it easy.

  16. Ali Larter
    Ksurfiws
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    The Eagles Suck Dick!

  17. Kate Winslet Breasts
    Cock Dr
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    I salute her choice of dress. That is fantastic.

  18. Imogen Thomas Bikini Big Boobs
    Cock Dr
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    Oh for gawd’s sake she should just show us the big fake boobs already.
    She obviously wants to.
    Or is that just for paying customers?

  19. Jennifer Garner Thong
    DogBoy
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    I’d hit it. Back off haters.

  20. Chris Brown
    DogBoy
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    …CATCHING THE SHORT BUS to his next gig.

  21. Keanu Reeves
    DogBoy
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    New Internet Meme: Evicted Keanu

  22. Wilmer Valderrama Scarf Sunglasses
    DogBoy
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    Middle School’s just let out? where?

  23. Pippa MIddleton Butt Tight Jeans
    DogBoy
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    everyone has one. for pooping. meh.

  24. Katie Holmes Hug Fat Guy
    Mike701
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    After you eat Tom, I will give you half the MI:3 money and pay for the Lap Band myself. Deal?

  25. Ramon Rodriguez
    DogBoy
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    Just heard he’ll be the “fall guy” when the show tanks.

  26. Al Pacino Headband
    DogBoy
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    He added a pair of broken reading glasses hanging around his neck. Nice touch in the “How to dress like a crazy old woman” Contest

  27. Bar Refaeli
    chupacabra
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    I could carnage that ass into next week.

  28. Ricky Martin
    chupacabra
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    Urugay.

  29. Rihanna Cunt Necklace
    Ego, the living planet
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    Ice-T looks cute here.

  30. Jennifer Garner Thong
    Ragu
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    skid mark

  31. Bar Refaeli
    Fugly
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    Face is kinda booty.
    Booty is kinda nice.

  32. Ali Larter
    Would hit
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    Get that fucking hat off.

  33. Katie Holmes Hug Fat Guy
    Frugal Gourmet
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    I hatie me some Katie.

  34. Wilmer Valderrama Scarf Sunglasses
    chupacabra
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    Urugay.

  35. Jayde Nicole Minidress Cleavage
    chupacabra
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    Urugay.

  36. Mickey Rourke
    Ego, the living planet
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    Say what you will but I absolutely loved his work in ‘The War of the Gargantuas’

  37. Pippa MIddleton Butt Tight Jeans
    Dan's friend
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    *tucking bib into collar*

  38. The Situation Jen Boronico
    chupacabra
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    “The Wheel of Samsara keeps on turnnninnnng.”

  39. Kirsten Dunst Cleavage Isla Fisher
    chupacabra
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    PANCAKE TITTAAAAAYS!

  40. Kate Winslet Breasts
    chupacabra
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    One hell of a dress with strategic panels. It’s almost too good.

  41. Kate Winslet Breasts
    chupacabra
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    That dress still rocks. From every angle.

  42. Kate Winslet Breasts
    Ol' One Eye
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    Trick of the eye

  43. Imogen Thomas Bikini Big Boobs
    chupacabra
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    and THIS Is how to look hot in a bikini, LeAnn.

  44. Kate Winslet Breasts
    chupacabra
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    She is how I discovered I was bisexual in high school. We are the same age. And god, how I still want her. I would do glorious things to that body.

  45. Jennifer Garner Thong
    J
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    I thought this was Casey Anthony

  46. Megan Fox Tongue
    J
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    Botox side effect

  47. Al Pacino Headband
    banjobraids
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    OMG, I was just about to make a joke that this looks like Al Pacino.

  48. Evan Rachel Wood
    zomgbie
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    evan rachel wood being very unoriginal and assuming the pose made famous by kim kardashian.

  49. Rihanna Cunt Necklace
    scott
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    that is one classy nappy headed ho!

  50. Ice T Airport Security
    SlippinX12
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    Now spread your cheeks and lift your sack…

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