The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.2.11

September 2nd, 2011 // 629 Comments

“Uncle Owen! This R2 unit has a bad motivator,” the bald stagehand thought about yelling as he looked upon the thicket of tangled wires and circuits, wondering which connection turns Kate Winslet‘s nudity protocol back on. – Book of Nerdaments, Chap. 4

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Rihanna‘s cunt necklace, Jennifer Garner letting Jennifer Lopez know how her man ain’t straying from this and Chris Brown apparently lurks inside of cars with a bandana around his face now. He should keep doing that, but in front of banks and/or airports. It’ll be awesome, trust me.

On a side note, I don’t know how you choose between Kate Winslet or Imogen Thomas, so today’s Final Five got Shymalan’d if Shymalan’d means we just put both in and went, “Eh, people like boobs.”

Committed to better posting through crippling indecisiveness,

- The Superficial

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  1. Kate Winslet Breasts
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    Kate is sexier in this dress than that other chick is in her bikini.

  2. Kate Winslet Breasts
    OnTheRealThough
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    I´ve had a thing for this chick ever since I saw her banging in Little Children.

    This pic just kicked that up a notch.

  3. Rihanna Cunt Necklace
    wildfungus
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    I’ve never understood these paintings of sad clowns or mexican children. Which one is even supposed to be.?

  4. Al Pacino Headband
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    Some of these bastards really get on my nerves with their pretentious ‘I’m an artist’ way of dressing and behaving in public. This turd, Keanu Reeves (even the name Keanu is irritating) and a few others come to mind. If they weren’t famous, most people would see them for the unwashed, ungroomed, fashion retards they really are and have nothing to do with them. They walk around with this bullshit angst look on their dead faces. Other than that, I’m having a great day.

    • cutthecrap

      Thank you Fast Eddie for saying exactly what I wanted to say.These assholes are annoying as hell.

      • If you jerkoffs find these people so fucking irritating, why in the fuck do you even look at this blog? You both have been here long enough to know what this is all about.

    • I come to this site in part because I do find them irritating, and enjoy knocking them, and possibly making someone else laugh a bit when they read some of the crap I say. This site is called ‘The Superficial’, do you think superficial people are cool and not a bit irritating? Just because they are irritating does not make them not interesting at all. But, I have a question for you. Did my comment irritate you? It sounds like it did from your reply. Well, jerkoff, if you find people like me so fucking irritating, why in the fuck do you even look at what I say?

  5. Jennifer Garner Thong
    Ugh
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    Genuine Class.

  6. Hugh Jackman Lipton Tea
    Ugh
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    Roids and a lot of upper-only workouts.

  7. Evan Rachel Wood
    FussyHussy
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    Honey, the sharpies are for signing autographs, not for your lining your eyeballs.

  8. Mr T Snickers
    Bonky
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    Is he still hanging around with Pat Robertson ?.

  9. Jennifer Garner Thong
    Shirley
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    Pregnant women should not be allowed to wear thongs, thats just nasty!!!!

  10. Al Pacino Headband
    Bonky
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    Go for the boob job, Al. You’re almost there.

  11. Rihanna Cunt Necklace
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    She needs one with arrows pointing up and the word “toilet”.

  12. Michael Fassbender
    Bonky
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    In Heidelberg, Germany he is a god. That’s all I got.

  13. Ali Larter
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    Eagles? She should be wearing the cunt necklace!

  14. Kate Winslet Breasts
    Bonky
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    The bitch has alot of confidence, that is sexy.

  15. Chris Brown
    Shirley
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    I think he was just getting prepared to jump out of Lindsy’s car! He doesnt want anyone to witness him tapping that desperate ass. Wasnt she telling him to meet her in her car???

  16. Rihanna Cunt Necklace
    chikaty
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    you would think that should be on a low-hanging belly-chain rather than a necklace, misplaced labels are always frustrating.

  17. Imogen Thomas Bikini Big Boobs
    Bonky
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    Nice wide hips, the way I like ‘em.

  18. Fabio
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    You can say all the bad stuff you want to about her, but I think Brooke Shields still rocks some solid cleavage.

  19. Fabio
    Shirley
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    Age with self respect Fabio, please! You’re not 28.

  20. Kirsten Dunst Cleavage Isla Fisher
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    Poor Kirsten Dunst looks like she could play Isla Fisher’s mom in a role, even though Isla’s about 6 years older I think.

  21. Keanu Reeves
    chikaty
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    can he even see with those beady little eyes?

  22. Jayde Nicole Minidress Cleavage
    Shirley
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    Who are they? Never heard/ seen them.

  23. Megan Fox Tongue
    Shirley
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    Poser!

  24. Jennifer Garner Thong
    Fester
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    “Houston, we have a whale tail.”

  25. The Situation Jen Boronico
    Shirley
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    Nothing sexier than two dudes comparing abs!!!!

  26. Ali Larter
    chikaty
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    hey ali, fyi- your hot pocket is eating up your pants

  27. Jennifer Garner Thong
    Mickey0123
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    Apparently her pants don’t want to get on the plane with her.

  28. Kirsten Dunst Cleavage Isla Fisher
    Shirley
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    It looks like Kirsten finally grew some boobs

  29. Arnold Schwarzenegger Toe Touch
    chikaty
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    “head, shoulders, knees and oh mannn…. must reach… toes….”

  30. Rihanna Cunt Necklace
    DeucePickle
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    This is what dudes in Barbados throw at girls from balconies when they bend over and flash their asses
    Like Mardi Gras only different.

  31. Pippa MIddleton Butt Tight Jeans
    Shirley
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    As much as this chick is in the news, I see nothing of interest, sex appeal, or beauty. What do you guys see that I dont?

  32. Keanu Reeves
    Lemmiwinks
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    Release the woodpecker.

  33. Bar Refaeli
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    Damn! The things that Ass would do to me…

  34. Ice T Airport Security
    Shirley
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    It looks like he’s preparing for an anal cavity check. Lol.

  35. Ali Larter
    Lemmiwinks
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    She should change her name to Smokin’ Joe Camel.

  36. Miranda Kerr Trenchcoat
    MILF
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    “Yo quiero Taco Bell”.

  37. Fabio
    Lemmiwinks
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    “Yeah, Cro-Magnon might be the flavor of the day but just wait, Neanderthal Man will be BACK!”

  38. The Situation Jen Boronico
    chikaty
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    I like how this picture cuts out the other person next to the situation trying to show off their abs… they must have been too white and not enough abs for a Boca Tanning Club promotion

  39. Kate Winslet Breasts
    Shirley
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    Classy

  40. Ricky Martin
    DeucePickle
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    Not the reaction most men have when told they have been selected to judge all the Miss America contestants

  41. Arnold Schwarzenegger Toe Touch
    Fester
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    “On closer examination, I am wearing loafers…”

  42. Imogen Thomas Bikini Big Boobs
    Shirley
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    Top looks ok but the tire above her bikini bottom not sexy!

  43. Arnold Schwarzenegger Toe Touch
    Lemmiwinks
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    “I’ll be fat.”

  44. Arnold Schwarzenegger Toe Touch
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    Arnold preparing for a meeting with Maria’s Lawyers…

  45. Imogen Thomas Bikini Big Boobs
    Shirley
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    So what is she famous for? Is this another Kim? Should I be looking for a tape?

  46. Pippa MIddleton Butt Tight Jeans
    The Old Man
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    Who do we have to blow to get you guys to stop running pics of this complete unremarkable woman?

  47. Fabio
    Pirate Hunter
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    If Fabio was human we would probably accuse him of being gay…

  48. Kate Winslet Breasts
    Tundra
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    WOW she is stunning…stupidly good looking

  49. Ricky Martin
    Alex
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    That’s the expression of a man with a dick up his ass.

  50. Hugh Jackman Lipton Tea
    Alex
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    Is this guy ever not chipper?

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