“Uncle Owen! This R2 unit has a bad motivator,” the bald stagehand thought about yelling as he looked upon the thicket of tangled wires and circuits, wondering which connection turns Kate Winslet‘s nudity protocol back on. – Book of Nerdaments, Chap. 4
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Rihanna‘s cunt necklace, Jennifer Garner letting Jennifer Lopez know how her man ain’t straying from this and Chris Brown apparently lurks inside of cars with a bandana around his face now. He should keep doing that, but in front of banks and/or airports. It’ll be awesome, trust me.
On a side note, I don’t know how you choose between Kate Winslet or Imogen Thomas, so today’s Final Five got Shymalan’d if Shymalan’d means we just put both in and went, “Eh, people like boobs.”
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It’s true, people do like boobs. Good call Fish.
Where did that come from? Most of the pics I’ve seen have been like pancakes. And not even delicious pancakes. Bran pancakes.
No matter how hard you spit, you can never get the taste of Lebeouf out.
Goddamn you, took the words right out of my mouth.
Kind of funny that the one with a pussy is less of a pussy than the pussy on the right.
Jesus just hit a HOME RUN!
Your intellect is dizzying, but spot on!
Genius.
Wolverine needs to do some lower body work.
Agreed. Crop the top vs the bottom. Top = Athletic guy. Bottom: Your boss out of his khakis.
I noticed the same among many Hollywood actors. They must look good for the shirtless shots so they focus on getting their upper body ripped & neglect the lower parts.
He has bird legs.
agree. and thanks for pointing that out btw…*disillusioned*
TMI!!! Christ woman, you can afford clothing that fits.
why does she look so ‘handsome’
I think she looks beautiful, ages gracefully. Not like other 50 yr old trying to look like they 20 with boob/ butt implants
Proof that Scientology makes you fat.
Hold on, while I call my Asseaters Anonymous sponsor.
I’ve never agreed so deeply with something that made me laugh so hard.
So sweet that Chris Brown still buys her jewelry.
LOL.
That was a good one….lol
you win
Those jeans make it look like she actually has an ass. Definitely worth the 500 quid she spent on them.
His business partner… ?
Nah, she just reads shit for him.
. . . and spends his money in soon-to- be failed ventures. Is there a line in Vegas on when this guy will declare bankruptcy?
Did somebody just punch her in the mouth?
I need a dress like that…woah!
She really does look incredible.
Looks like He’s already been beating some hoe up.
even going a few feet away Katie can not avvoid giving this dude a hard on.
belt (noun)
A strip of leather or other material worn around the waist, esp. in order to support clothes.
He looked a lot straighter before He came out.
That is one classy chick right there. Does she have any self respect? What a great message to send to her female fans.
She is a slutty piece of filth. Disgusting – and before people slate me I am broad minded having lived a wild life – and do you know what? I would STILL not have worn that piece of filth inside or outside a church. She’s vile.
That homeless man pities the photog.
2nd genius comment. Damn that made me lol
You know when you’re making a loaf of bread and you have to knead it with your fists? That’s what his “abs” look like, it’s the strangest sight.
I’d like to be her spittle.
ITS NOT A TOE-MAH!!!
Is she in the movie? Because I love it when supermodels pack their ample talent and make the cross-over into acting. Christ, am I the only one who remembers when Orson Wells was a Sears and Roebuck underwear model?
He looked better wearing the seagull.
“I don’t know, man…you got anything bigger? No way Coco fits through this shit.”
“I tell you this snickers wasn’t stolen. I’m selling these for a church benefits, yeah that’s it. “
Well you already have gloves on so you might as well start feeling around.
“I hope things are square between Rhianna and me, now that I got her that “cunt” necklace.
LOL.
Special Anal Envoy to Uruguay, Ricardo Martin.
I. DO. NOT. HEAR. YOU. FOREIGN. PERSON.
Chaz Bono wants his/her beard back.
Is that her tongue or her lower lip?
FYI – Constant tongue trusting is a side effect of many any anti-psychotic medicines.
al pacino on dancing with the lil frends.
I could palm those
Nice ass. Very very nice….
I second that.
The Superficial Presents:
CREATE YOUR OWN EUPHEMISM
eg. “Good thing she’s wearing a raincoat, because readers everywhere are about to unzip their pants and give her a Mexican Downpour.”
It took me a few minutes before I realized that she had a face.
She has a face?
The Superficial Presents:
CREATE YOUR OWN EUPHEMISM
eg. “What a nice pair of black and aqua Camel Handlers she’s wearing.”
I wish his career would take the express.
Dog the Bounty Hunter’s wife is going to be so upset that she didn’t win the “Biggest Tits of the Week” award.
Downward-facing Guatemalan Maid is my favorite yoga pose too.
Put the headband back on, Al.
Keanu, it doesn’t matter where you go. You’re not going to find your career anywhere.
Pleeeeeease, take me with you. Smuggle me out in your belly or something.
Mmm, Stretch marks.,
No, those were my claw marks.
Tiger Stripes. rawr.
I noticed she’s wearing a ring on her right thumb. I thought, Who wears a ring on their thumb? So I looked it up. I got four answers:
1. Archers wear rings on their thumbs—but not that kind of ring.
2. Urbandictionary.com says “If a woman wears a thumb ring on her right thumb, she is considered to be Bisexual or Lesbian.”
3. Urbandictionary.com ALSO says “When a ring is worn on your thumb it advertises your willingness to engage in anal sex.”
4. People wear it just as a fashion statement.
Oh, of course. Answer #4. I’m sure the rest of the Superficial commenters will see it that way, too.
I’ve gotten rings to big before, and i’ll just wear them on my thumb since they won’t fit on any other finger. That’s probably what happend to her. Even though, I know most people on here would like to think it’s option 3.
I respectfully disagree and must defer to #3 but with one caveat, she is having anal sex, just not with that elf of a boyfriend of hers.
Archers, is that a new sexual position I’m unaware of? Answers 2 and 3 are sick, twisted, and immoral… I love it! No. 4 makes no sense whatsoever!
That’s ridiculous. That ring on her thumb is only there because it keeps her right arm from slipping off the bone.
This is not what I meant when I said I really wanted to see a whale tail.
Stupid hands!
Stunning and classy. So far she hasn’t become a victim of Hollywood. Hope she can keep it up.