The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.2.11

September 2nd, 2011 // 629 Comments

“Uncle Owen! This R2 unit has a bad motivator,” the bald stagehand thought about yelling as he looked upon the thicket of tangled wires and circuits, wondering which connection turns Kate Winslet‘s nudity protocol back on. – Book of Nerdaments, Chap. 4

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Rihanna‘s cunt necklace, Jennifer Garner letting Jennifer Lopez know how her man ain’t straying from this and Chris Brown apparently lurks inside of cars with a bandana around his face now. He should keep doing that, but in front of banks and/or airports. It’ll be awesome, trust me.

On a side note, I don’t know how you choose between Kate Winslet or Imogen Thomas, so today’s Final Five got Shymalan’d if Shymalan’d means we just put both in and went, “Eh, people like boobs.”

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  1. Rihanna Cunt Necklace
    Gerbil in my Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    That is one classy lady!!

  2. Arnold Schwarzenegger Toe Touch
    Noel
    Commented on this photo:

    “When I up, down, touch the ground
    it puts me in the mood
    Up, down, touch the ground
    in the mood…for food”

  3. Kirsten Dunst Cleavage Isla Fisher
    Noel
    Commented on this photo:

    “When they said they needed me to ‘carry you’ in this movie, I didn’t realize they meant literally.”

  4. Imogen Thomas Bikini Big Boobs
    Noel
    Commented on this photo:

    she needs to lose 10lbs. who is she?

  5. Imogen Thomas Bikini Big Boobs
    Noel
    Commented on this photo:

    at LEAST 10lbs over-weight.

  6. The Situation Jen Boronico
    Facebook Me
    Commented on this photo:

    Situation who are you NOT wearing? A&F!

  7. Rihanna Cunt Necklace
    anonymoose
    Commented on this photo:

    edgy? no.
    stupid? yes.
    classy? not even close.
    talented? hardly!
    sad clownish low-self-esteemed clueless twit? bingo.

  8. Pippa MIddleton Butt Tight Jeans
    Commented on this photo:

    Uncle Albino Washandwear looks like every horrible Euro stereotype ever.

  9. The Everlasting Know-It-All

    Damn Kate is a hot woman. Beautiful!

  10. The Situation Jen Boronico
    PopEater11
    Commented on this photo:

    VOMIT this chick looks like a dude

  11. Rihanna Cunt Necklace
    bravo51
    Commented on this photo:

    yes she really is a sad sad sad cunt

  12. Rihanna Cunt Necklace
    lexi
    Commented on this photo:

    You guys are so stupid. if She wants to wear it, let her wear it. Do you think you talkin shit About her is stoppin her from doin her? didnt think so. #getalifebitches

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