“Uncle Owen! This R2 unit has a bad motivator,” the bald stagehand thought about yelling as he looked upon the thicket of tangled wires and circuits, wondering which connection turns Kate Winslet‘s nudity protocol back on. – Book of Nerdaments, Chap. 4
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Rihanna‘s cunt necklace, Jennifer Garner letting Jennifer Lopez know how her man ain’t straying from this and Chris Brown apparently lurks inside of cars with a bandana around his face now. He should keep doing that, but in front of banks and/or airports. It’ll be awesome, trust me.
On a side note, I don’t know how you choose between Kate Winslet or Imogen Thomas, so today’s Final Five got Shymalan’d if Shymalan’d means we just put both in and went, “Eh, people like boobs.”
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That is one classy lady!!
“When I up, down, touch the ground
it puts me in the mood
Up, down, touch the ground
in the mood…for food”
“When they said they needed me to ‘carry you’ in this movie, I didn’t realize they meant literally.”
she needs to lose 10lbs. who is she?
at LEAST 10lbs over-weight.
Situation who are you NOT wearing? A&F!
edgy? no.
stupid? yes.
classy? not even close.
talented? hardly!
sad clownish low-self-esteemed clueless twit? bingo.
Uncle Albino Washandwear looks like every horrible Euro stereotype ever.
Damn Kate is a hot woman. Beautiful!
VOMIT this chick looks like a dude
yes she really is a sad sad sad cunt
You guys are so stupid. if She wants to wear it, let her wear it. Do you think you talkin shit About her is stoppin her from doin her? didnt think so. #getalifebitches