The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.2.11
“Uncle Owen! This R2 unit has a bad motivator,” the bald stagehand thought about yelling as he looked upon the thicket of tangled wires and circuits, wondering which connection turns Kate Winslet’s nudity protocol back on. – Book of Nerdaments, Chap. 4
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Rihanna’s cunt necklace, Jennifer Garner letting Jennifer Lopez know how her man ain’t straying from this and Chris Brown apparently lurks inside of cars with a bandana around his face now. He should keep doing that, but in front of banks and/or airports. It’ll be awesome, trust me.
Committed to better posting through crippling indecisiveness,
- The Superficial