The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.2.11

September 2nd, 2011 // 629 Comments

“Uncle Owen! This R2 unit has a bad motivator,” the bald stagehand thought about yelling as he looked upon the thicket of tangled wires and circuits, wondering which connection turns Kate Winslet‘s nudity protocol back on. – Book of Nerdaments, Chap. 4

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Rihanna‘s cunt necklace, Jennifer Garner letting Jennifer Lopez know how her man ain’t straying from this and Chris Brown apparently lurks inside of cars with a bandana around his face now. He should keep doing that, but in front of banks and/or airports. It’ll be awesome, trust me.

On a side note, I don’t know how you choose between Kate Winslet or Imogen Thomas, so today’s Final Five got Shymalan’d if Shymalan’d means we just put both in and went, “Eh, people like boobs.”

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- The Superficial

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  1. Rihanna Cunt Necklace
    farting old man's wife
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    I think the necklace says it all!!

  2. Ricky Martin
    farting old man's wife
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    You never see him beating on women or with a limp wrist!!!

  3. Miranda Kerr Trenchcoat
    farting old man's wife
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    She just spotted a big tasty Churro!!!

  4. Jennifer Garner Thong
    Gusnolly
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    What is Matthew Perry doing there?

  5. Rihanna Cunt Necklace
    Problem?
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    Alright, we get it- you’re rebellious and bad. Except you really aren’t.

  6. The Situation Jen Boronico
    Problem?
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    God there is so much wrong with this picture.

  7. Imogen Thomas Bikini Big Boobs
    Mistress Felis
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    Anyone else thinks she looks like she’s waiting for a receive a facial?

  8. Rihanna Cunt Necklace
    Commented on this photo:

    If she had any class at all, her necklace would say “vagina.”

  9. Jennifer Garner Thong
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    Jennifer Garner shows a rather serious sunburn to Scott Caan, in character as Danny “Dano” Williams, qualifying her to fly to Hawaii, since all travelers to the Islands are required to wear something pink.

  10. Chris Brown
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    That’s just fuckin’ spooky! Someone needs to toss him a squirt gun that looks like a 9mm then call the badges.

  11. Ali Larter
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    Ever since getting booted out of her house, Ali Larter takes her yard sales on the road with her.

  12. Fabio
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    Fabio still tries to maintain his own street corner just so people will know where to find him in the event they just want to throw away some money on some used shit.

  13. Arnold Schwarzenegger Toe Touch
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    Since leaving office, then being sued for divorce, finances have gotten very tight for “The Governator,” to the point that he even needs to remove the pennys from his loafers.

  14. Wilmer Valderrama Scarf Sunglasses
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    “NOW can you tell I’m really Superman?”

  15. Evan Rachel Wood
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    “This tumor shaped like a passerby simply grew out of my right shoulder and now I’m on my way to get it removed.”

  16. Hugh Jackman Lipton Tea
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    Hugh Jackman displays the form that helped him win the 1983 Australian High Jump.

  17. Chris Brown
    Bangkok Betty
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    durr.

  18. Megan Fox Tongue
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    Poor Megan Fox is haviing a devil of a time trying to wind her watch.

  19. Antonio Banderas
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    “Hey, Melanie. This is what REAL tits look like!”

  20. The Situation Jen Boronico
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    I think this picture was sent by Poison Control to cause vomiting in people who inadvertantly got into the Roach Bait.

  21. Kirsten Dunst Cleavage Isla Fisher
    erstfykdhjnv
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    snaggle-boob.

  22. Pippa MIddleton Butt Tight Jeans
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    Her: “Seventy-five quid.”
    Him: “Ridiculous. Forty-five.”
    Her: “Do you know who I am? Seventy quid.”
    Him: “I don’t give two shits who you are. Fifty quid.”
    Her: “You bloody tight-arse. Sixty-five and no less.”
    Him: “You must be daft…Not a penny over…”

  23. Pippa MIddleton Butt Tight Jeans
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    PS: Almost forgot. I think her ass and legs look splendid!

  24. Ice T Airport Security
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    “Are you sure I don’t have to remove my trousers for this?”

  25. Mr T Snickers
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    “No, I done lost all my gold…but here’s a candy bar!”

  26. Ramon Rodriguez
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    “…so the bartender says, ‘the one with big tits!’ Get it? Hahahaha…big tits…haha…hello, is this thing on?”

  27. Al Pacino Headband
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    Al Pacino trys to stand on one foot, rub his stomach, and pat his head. Total fail.

  28. Michael Fassbender
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    This fuck-bubble saw LeAnn Rimes’s shit-eating guffaw and decided he’d try to match it. Close, but no cigar!

  29. Imogen Thomas Bikini
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    Stretch marks? Claw marks? Tiger stripes? Fake something-or-other? I don’t really care. I’d take her regardless and make her the queen of my sheets.

  30. Kate Winslet Breasts
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    I’ve always pretty much liked Kate Winslet and have always thought of her as moderately attractive. But after seeing her here, I think she is a stunning beauty who I would like to see naked, sitting right ————-> there, next to me.

  31. Imogen Thomas Bikini Big Boobs
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    Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum…

  32. Kate Winslet Breasts
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    I was thinking how much I’d like to bring her home, but I can’t wait. Give me a few napkins and I’ll eat her right here!

    (Can you imagine going down on her…??? Dayaaammmn. Heaven at the “Y”.)

  33. Imogen Thomas Bikini Big Boobs
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    “There seems to be something amiss with my bra. Would you be so kind as to help me get it back on?”

  34. Jennifer Garner Thong
    yatz
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    She can fix my toilet ANY time!

  35. Rihanna Cunt Necklace
    Freddo
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    She’s just all kinds of classy.

  36. Kate Winslet Breasts
    Dani
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    This dress is designed by Stella McCartney… really beautiful… and takes some inches off! hehe

  37. Stella McCartney has no business being in the business. Nepotism paved this ol’ hausfrau’s way & her father looks like a chimney sweep!

  38. Swan

    I a tell you.. She wook lika man!

  39. Bar Refaeli
    Nik
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    kind of a buttahface

  40. Mickey Rourke
    Doc Schweinstrudel
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    The integrity, the sincerety of Ukranian women’s feelings is always seen by the men they pick.

  41. Rihanna Cunt Necklace
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    Wait, it has a lower half we can’t see, it sayS “AMINAYSHUN MUST B STOPD”.
    It’s an environmentalist necklace, y’all.

  42. Umm.

    Kate Winslet….

    Classy yet trashy.

    my boner has a boner.

  43. wank

    “Kate Winslet….

    Classy yet trashy.

    my boner has a boner.”
    thrashy?

    the fuck?

  44. Rihanna Cunt Necklace
    Mama Pinkus
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    this gal is truly pathetic

  45. Hugh Jackman Lipton Tea
    Mama Pinkus
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    he’s an offshore whore – only pimps overseas

  46. Kate Winslet Breasts
    kaylee
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    dang, girlfriend looks good, i hope i look half this hot at her age!!

  47. Imogen Thomas Bikini Big Boobs
    fakeisfake
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    nice but those are still fake tits , she even said in an interview how much happier she was after she bought them

  48. Imogen Thomas Bikini Big Boobs
    mistermen
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    they look good but fake boobs just don’t feel right

  49. Chris Brown
    Loulou
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    Too bad Oprah went off the air. It would of been the perfect place for Chris to come out.

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