“Uncle Owen! This R2 unit has a bad motivator,” the bald stagehand thought about yelling as he looked upon the thicket of tangled wires and circuits, wondering which connection turns Kate Winslet‘s nudity protocol back on. – Book of Nerdaments, Chap. 4
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Rihanna‘s cunt necklace, Jennifer Garner letting Jennifer Lopez know how her man ain’t straying from this and Chris Brown apparently lurks inside of cars with a bandana around his face now. He should keep doing that, but in front of banks and/or airports. It’ll be awesome, trust me.
On a side note, I don’t know how you choose between Kate Winslet or Imogen Thomas, so today’s Final Five got Shymalan’d if Shymalan’d means we just put both in and went, “Eh, people like boobs.”
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I think the necklace says it all!!
You never see him beating on women or with a limp wrist!!!
She just spotted a big tasty Churro!!!
What is Matthew Perry doing there?
Alright, we get it- you’re rebellious and bad. Except you really aren’t.
God there is so much wrong with this picture.
Anyone else thinks she looks like she’s waiting for a receive a facial?
If she had any class at all, her necklace would say “vagina.”
Jennifer Garner shows a rather serious sunburn to Scott Caan, in character as Danny “Dano” Williams, qualifying her to fly to Hawaii, since all travelers to the Islands are required to wear something pink.
That’s just fuckin’ spooky! Someone needs to toss him a squirt gun that looks like a 9mm then call the badges.
Ever since getting booted out of her house, Ali Larter takes her yard sales on the road with her.
Fabio still tries to maintain his own street corner just so people will know where to find him in the event they just want to throw away some money on some used shit.
Since leaving office, then being sued for divorce, finances have gotten very tight for “The Governator,” to the point that he even needs to remove the pennys from his loafers.
“NOW can you tell I’m really Superman?”
“This tumor shaped like a passerby simply grew out of my right shoulder and now I’m on my way to get it removed.”
Hugh Jackman displays the form that helped him win the 1983 Australian High Jump.
durr.
Poor Megan Fox is haviing a devil of a time trying to wind her watch.
“Hey, Melanie. This is what REAL tits look like!”
I think this picture was sent by Poison Control to cause vomiting in people who inadvertantly got into the Roach Bait.
snaggle-boob.
Her: “Seventy-five quid.”
Him: “Ridiculous. Forty-five.”
Her: “Do you know who I am? Seventy quid.”
Him: “I don’t give two shits who you are. Fifty quid.”
Her: “You bloody tight-arse. Sixty-five and no less.”
Him: “You must be daft…Not a penny over…”
PS: Almost forgot. I think her ass and legs look splendid!
“Are you sure I don’t have to remove my trousers for this?”
“No, I done lost all my gold…but here’s a candy bar!”
“…so the bartender says, ‘the one with big tits!’ Get it? Hahahaha…big tits…haha…hello, is this thing on?”
Al Pacino trys to stand on one foot, rub his stomach, and pat his head. Total fail.
This fuck-bubble saw LeAnn Rimes’s shit-eating guffaw and decided he’d try to match it. Close, but no cigar!
Stretch marks? Claw marks? Tiger stripes? Fake something-or-other? I don’t really care. I’d take her regardless and make her the queen of my sheets.
I’ve always pretty much liked Kate Winslet and have always thought of her as moderately attractive. But after seeing her here, I think she is a stunning beauty who I would like to see naked, sitting right ————-> there, next to me.
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum…
I was thinking how much I’d like to bring her home, but I can’t wait. Give me a few napkins and I’ll eat her right here!
(Can you imagine going down on her…??? Dayaaammmn. Heaven at the “Y”.)
“There seems to be something amiss with my bra. Would you be so kind as to help me get it back on?”
She can fix my toilet ANY time!
She’s just all kinds of classy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJdMjRHRLfg&feature=related
down! up! down! up!
This dress is designed by Stella McCartney… really beautiful… and takes some inches off! hehe
Stella McCartney has no business being in the business. Nepotism paved this ol’ hausfrau’s way & her father looks like a chimney sweep!
I a tell you.. She wook lika man!
kind of a buttahface
The integrity, the sincerety of Ukranian women’s feelings is always seen by the men they pick.
Wait, it has a lower half we can’t see, it sayS “AMINAYSHUN MUST B STOPD”.
It’s an environmentalist necklace, y’all.
Kate Winslet….
Classy yet trashy.
my boner has a boner.
I’d fuck the he’ll outta her!
“Kate Winslet….
Classy yet trashy.
my boner has a boner.”
thrashy?
the fuck?
this gal is truly pathetic
he’s an offshore whore – only pimps overseas
dang, girlfriend looks good, i hope i look half this hot at her age!!
nice but those are still fake tits , she even said in an interview how much happier she was after she bought them
they look good but fake boobs just don’t feel right
Too bad Oprah went off the air. It would of been the perfect place for Chris to come out.