The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.18.15

I wanted to thank you guys for not bailing on me in Fish’s absence, so to show my love, I’ve been secretly building an old school The Crap We Missed – we’re talking pre redesign, pre loss of photo agencies, pre padding with Instagram boob everyday – Hopefully this makes up for all the Kylie posts and my poetry. Seriously, what in the hell was that? So enjoy a gallery filled to the brim with random fuckery like Brian Austin Green’s new wardrobe, Reese Witherspoon’s camel toe, shitfaced Luke Skywalker, and of course, my beloved, tumid-fingered prince. You knew you were going to make it in here, you goofy bastard. Have a great weekend.

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