The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.14.12

September 14th, 2012 // 673 Comments

“Apple proudly unveils the new iRRELEVANT.”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that contains what could be my last Jon Hamm‘s humongous penis reference. (It absolutely won’t be.) But first, we’ve got Selma Blair giving attachment parenting a whirl, using Mayim Bialik‘s new homeopathic and sustainable baby wash product, Maternamist,™ as well as Verne Troyer at [Insert short stack joke here], which brings me right back around to the aforementioned Dong Draper *tips cap,* which apparently the Boston Red Sox liked enough to toss up on the jumbotron, prompting Bill Cosby to reply, “On you missed it? It was exactly like this.”

*Grabs cane, tap dances off stage,*

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Dominica Westling Bikini
    Hank
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    Placekicker’s legs.

  2. Emma Watson Legs Minidress
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    well since i want to have sex with this i am now can be classified as being bi-curious.

  3. Jeff Bridges Sally Field
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    “yes, it’s ok…but Burt’s is thicker”

  4. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    Enidaj
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    That just looks bizarre. Is that a butt prosthetic or something? Weird.

  5. Dominica Westling Bikini
    Hank
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    Nice ass on short stumpy legs are a real paradox. Causes problems for doggy style, unless you are a short man.

  6. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
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    It’s like watching people put away a hot air balloon.

  7. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard Sunglasses
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    Muhammad has returned! and this time he’s a douche!!!

  8. Selma Blair But Legs Daisy Dukes
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    Axe kick to the head?

  9. Rose McGowan Legs Short Shorts
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    she did not hit rock bottom yet. When she dates a Marvel Comics artist she will.

  10. Russell Brand Talking To Homeless Man
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    Why is he wearing a goddamned jacket? It was A HUNDRED FUCKING DEGREES in L.A. yesterday.

  11. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
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    Why is it lopsided? Why is it lumpy? WHY AM I LOOKING AT IT???

  12. Heather Locklear Butt Tight Jeans Tank Top
    Turd Ferguson
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    She apparently thought she was supposed to wear the jeans from the show, too.

  13. Emma Watson Legs Minidress
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    Paul Rudd’s in this too??

  14. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    HackSaw
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    Cannot be unseen. :-(

  15. Lady Gaga Cleavage Lingerie Twitter
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    Your lipstick-kiss covered vaginal warts don’t fool me.

  16. Selma Blair But Legs Daisy Dukes
    Turd Ferguson
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    She’s really just popping those things out now, isn’t she?

  17. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    Pine Table Fever
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    Gaze into the face of God and despair!

  18. Prince William Kate Middleton Gardens By The Bay Singapore
    Turd Ferguson
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    “SHOW US YOUR TITS.”

  19. Amy Childs Cleavage
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    So…that’s jaundice right?

  20. Sarah Jessica Parker Baby Bump
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    It’s cruel they make her wear blinders…but I guess if she’s spooked it could be dangerous.

  21. Shawn Johnson Butt Yoga Pants DWTS
    Pine Table Fever
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    I’m sure it’s illegal to have an ass like that.

  22. Emma Watson Legs Minidress
    Joe
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    Body of a 12-year-old boy =======II==== Body of a woman

  23. Verne Troyer Playing Poker
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    You know he’s going to raise, but because he’s short stack, he’s only going to raise a little.

  24. Jeff Bridges Sally Field
    Turd Ferguson
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    Nice – a quick little Handy from the Flying Nun.

  25. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    Cock Dr
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    If I can’t see the arms I’m happy.

  26. Rose McGowan Legs Short Shorts
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    and so begins the battle of wills.

    Rose, muscles cramping and thighs aching, refuses to uncross her legs.

    Paparazzi, bladder full and feeling that cheesesteak knocking on the back door…hanging on, waiting for the shot.

  27. Selma Blair But Legs Daisy Dukes
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    I’m guessing rocking him to sleep didn’t work, so she opted for the more direct vaginal stench knock-out.

  28. Heather Locklear Butt Tight Jeans Tank Top
    alex
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    old

  29. Tia Carrera Cleavage
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    time is a cruel motherfucker.

  30. Amy Childs Cleavage
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    She saw something in the corner of her eye, so she turned to see Willy Wonka masturbating furiously in the corner.

  31. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard Sunglasses
    Turd Ferguson
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    Where is Tyler Durden when you need him?

  32. Lady Gaga Cleavage Lingerie Twitter
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    Talk about putting lipstick on a pig…

  33. Jenna Dewan Cleavage SELF Magazine 5th Annual Women Doing Good Awards
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    “Women Doing Good Awards”? They really kind of ran out of creative steam naming this one.

  34. Shawn Johnson Butt Yoga Pants DWTS
    SIN
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    Now THAT is an ASS!!!!

  35. Paul Rudd
    Turd Ferguson
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    Shit – I thought he just played the dorky buffoon as a role in the movies.

  36. Verne Troyer Playing Poker
    RisingDragonFist
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    They’re letting Prom Night Dumpster Babies play now?

  37. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
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    So that’s why the city stank so badly that day.

  38. Emma Watson Legs Minidress
    Turd Ferguson
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    So she got to keep the outfit she apparently wears in the movie?

  39. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
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    “Beauty lies in the eye of th-GAHD WHAT THE NOOO, MAKE IT GO AWAY, FIRE, FIRE, KILL IT NOW!!!!”

  40. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    diego
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    Blame it on global warming

  41. Diane Kruger Skinny Legs
    RisingDragonFist
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    one, two, Diane is coming for you…

  42. Verne Troyer Playing Poker
    Turd Ferguson
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    Note: Coke bottle shown actual size.

  43. Amy Childs Cleavage
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    I’d say kill it with fire, but it looks like it just came out of one.

  44. Geri Halliwell Miniskirt Panty Lines
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    Next time just wear the tights.

  45. Diane Kruger Skinny Legs
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    Holy shit they’re out of sandwiches in New York?!

  46. Shawn Johnson Butt Yoga Pants DWTS
    Turd Ferguson
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    ‘Lil help over here with these walnuts, please?

  47. Diane Kruger Skinny Legs
    Turd Ferguson
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    Nice skin-colored top.

  48. Amy Childs Cleavage
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    So when did Jordan change her name?

  49. Amy Childs Cleavage
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    She also answers to Loompette, her real name.

  50. Sarah Jessica Parker Baby Bump
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    Proof that goblins walk amongst us.

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