“Apple proudly unveils the new iRRELEVANT.”
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that contains what could be my last Jon Hamm‘s humongous penis reference. (It absolutely won’t be.) But first, we’ve got Selma Blair giving attachment parenting a whirl, using Mayim Bialik‘s new homeopathic and sustainable baby wash product, Maternamist,™ as well as Verne Troyer at [Insert short stack joke here], which brings me right back around to the aforementioned Dong Draper *tips cap,* which apparently the Boston Red Sox liked enough to toss up on the jumbotron, prompting Bill Cosby to reply, “On you missed it? It was exactly like this.”
*Grabs cane, tap dances off stage,*
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Placekicker’s legs.
So if she wanted to wrap those legs around your head you would decline?
well since i want to have sex with this i am now can be classified as being bi-curious.
call me
“yes, it’s ok…but Burt’s is thicker”
That just looks bizarre. Is that a butt prosthetic or something? Weird.
Nice ass on short stumpy legs are a real paradox. Causes problems for doggy style, unless you are a short man.
You have doggy-style sex with short men?
It’s like watching people put away a hot air balloon.
Muhammad has returned! and this time he’s a douche!!!
Axe kick to the head?
she did not hit rock bottom yet. When she dates a Marvel Comics artist she will.
Why is he wearing a goddamned jacket? It was A HUNDRED FUCKING DEGREES in L.A. yesterday.
But the SCARF was ok?
Why is it lopsided? Why is it lumpy? WHY AM I LOOKING AT IT???
She apparently thought she was supposed to wear the jeans from the show, too.
Paul Rudd’s in this too??
Cannot be unseen. :-(
Your lipstick-kiss covered vaginal warts don’t fool me.
“♫ Hey soul sister ♪ …”
She’s really just popping those things out now, isn’t she?
Gaze into the face of God and despair!
“SHOW US YOUR TITS.”
So…that’s jaundice right?
It’s cruel they make her wear blinders…but I guess if she’s spooked it could be dangerous.
I’m sure it’s illegal to have an ass like that.
It’s not illegal, but she does have to have a permit!
Body of a 12-year-old boy =======II==== Body of a woman
You know he’s going to raise, but because he’s short stack, he’s only going to raise a little.
Nice – a quick little Handy from the Flying Nun.
If I can’t see the arms I’m happy.
and so begins the battle of wills.
Rose, muscles cramping and thighs aching, refuses to uncross her legs.
Paparazzi, bladder full and feeling that cheesesteak knocking on the back door…hanging on, waiting for the shot.
unforunately she can do certain postions to avoid the moneyshot.
then of couse the paps have to get permision to publish it
I wish she would open the gates to heaven for me.
I’m guessing rocking him to sleep didn’t work, so she opted for the more direct vaginal stench knock-out.
old
time is a cruel motherfucker.
She saw something in the corner of her eye, so she turned to see Willy Wonka masturbating furiously in the corner.
Where is Tyler Durden when you need him?
Talk about putting lipstick on a pig…
“Women Doing Good Awards”? They really kind of ran out of creative steam naming this one.
The conference next door for “Books: They makes you be smart” stole their thunder.
Now THAT is an ASS!!!!
Shit – I thought he just played the dorky buffoon as a role in the movies.
They’re letting Prom Night Dumpster Babies play now?
So that’s why the city stank so badly that day.
So she got to keep the outfit she apparently wears in the movie?
“Beauty lies in the eye of th-GAHD WHAT THE NOOO, MAKE IT GO AWAY, FIRE, FIRE, KILL IT NOW!!!!”
Blame it on global warming
one, two, Diane is coming for you…
Note: Coke bottle shown actual size.
I’d say kill it with fire, but it looks like it just came out of one.
Next time just wear the tights.
Holy shit they’re out of sandwiches in New York?!
‘Lil help over here with these walnuts, please?
Nice skin-colored top.
So when did Jordan change her name?
She also answers to Loompette, her real name.
Proof that goblins walk amongst us.