“Apple proudly unveils the new iRRELEVANT.”
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that contains what could be my last Jon Hamm‘s humongous penis reference. (It absolutely won’t be.) But first, we’ve got Selma Blair giving attachment parenting a whirl, using Mayim Bialik‘s new homeopathic and sustainable baby wash product, Maternamist,™ as well as Verne Troyer at [Insert short stack joke here], which brings me right back around to the aforementioned Dong Draper *tips cap,* which apparently the Boston Red Sox liked enough to toss up on the jumbotron, prompting Bill Cosby to reply, “On you missed it? It was exactly like this.”
*Grabs cane, tap dances off stage,*
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Damn!!!
Breaking point.
her best side ever. yes i would hit that. yes i am insane
Fuckin’ orange people, all trying to take our fashion industry jobs.
I swear he’d have the same face; whether taking a poop, orgasming or getting stabbed in the heart!
Awesome.
Great! Now I’m a pillar of salt!
Is there a dead fish around here?
Gives birth to a toddler while standing on one leg and looking hot… take THAT Jessica Simpson!
Those are the sexiest knees I have ever seen… I’m blind by the way.
Beauty’s where you find it–not, evidently, where she bumps and grinds it.
I can just picture it .. elf porn.
One collagen injection away from Tito’s new fantasy.
For her next trick, she’s going to make those two parking cones disappear. We’ll find out where after the break. Giggidy-giggidy. Giggidy-goo.
Ooof!
Waynes World, she was hot then.
Better than Lohan.
William: “I’m thinking the ‘N’ word.
Kate: “Oh no William, you don’t mean…”\
William: “That’s right, I’m thinking naked!.”
Small straight.
+100
upset over the fact she agreed on giving hand. the problem is now finding it.
Is that a hickey on her upper thigh? I wonder if I should write her some kind of apology note…
“The New sitcom will be called My Dead Son, it’s a remake of My Three Sons.” Brought to you by Jello Puddin.’
Smell that…….that should put him out for a while.
This chick’s looks are so hit and miss. Yesterday she looked great, today… well, tits, anyways.
agreed! i thought she looked super cute yesterday…i dont know, there is something harsh and off about her face…the butt chin and pointy nose maybe
“If I was Jon Hamm…”
Madame Tussauds wax figure of Madonna melted again.
He’s so fiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnne!
Your chariot awaits. Likewise, your harness and collar.
Now that’s a wide stance.
Ooh! She’s been in a Massari video AND she’s been Melissa Rivers’ nanny. Bigtime.
At least she has a unique look for SoCal….. you never see blonde chicks with aftermarket boobs…
Florida.
They have an abundance of girls like this in Florida too?
Calmly now as I can read too, the comment was meant to be sarcastic when referring to an “actress”
Ashton Kutcher & any Twilight werewolf had a child.
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opps forgot to mention somethingin there. but anyhow i never knew she was such a threat. worse than that guy who took down GoDaddy.
Even Jonah Hill couldn’t resist taking a break from his day job to take a shot at him.
His chips are a little short.
Nice perfume. What’s it called, Eau de Mothballs?
For the premiere of Born Twice, she figured she’d show off her birthmark.
She’s good-looking and all, but that forehead is higher than Amanda Bynes.
Ah. Now it all makes sense.
Look at those horrible pants
W-I-L-B-U-RRR!!!
Queueing in Starbucks has never been so glamourous.
She’s getting a job at the new Hooters for old men. It’s caled Cooters.
Should have stopped at ‘mothballs’.
“…and the spots you get if you have the bumpity boopitty with Morgan Freeman”
…and he sticks the landing!!!
Maybe 20 years ago I would have looked the other way if the singer for Def Leppard peed on me, but not today folks, not today.
Kate: “It’s not that big a deal William, everyone sunbathes topless”
William: “I just can’t take the ‘Quaid, start the reactor’ jokes”
this is what Madonna things she still looks like
Madonna never had this much class or self respect.
All she had to do was cover up those thighs and this would have been fine
Orange is the new black.
It was looking passable until I got down to the nosferatu thighs.
No waist?
Not to worry…lower rib removal or a year of corset training can fix up that hideous figure flaw.