The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.14.12

September 14th, 2012 // 673 Comments

“Apple proudly unveils the new iRRELEVANT.”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that contains what could be my last Jon Hamm‘s humongous penis reference. (It absolutely won’t be.) But first, we’ve got Selma Blair giving attachment parenting a whirl, using Mayim Bialik‘s new homeopathic and sustainable baby wash product, Maternamist,™ as well as Verne Troyer at [Insert short stack joke here], which brings me right back around to the aforementioned Dong Draper *tips cap,* which apparently the Boston Red Sox liked enough to toss up on the jumbotron, prompting Bill Cosby to reply, “On you missed it? It was exactly like this.”

*Grabs cane, tap dances off stage,*

- Photo Boy

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  1. Penelope Cruz Cleavage Legs High Slit Dress TIFF
    Ronaldo
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    Damn!!!

  2. Maria Menounos Butt Legs Tight Skirt
    catapostrophe
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    Breaking point.

  3. Geri Halliwell Miniskirt Panty Lines
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    her best side ever. yes i would hit that. yes i am insane

  4. Amy Childs Cleavage
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    Fuckin’ orange people, all trying to take our fashion industry jobs.

  5. Paul Rudd
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    I swear he’d have the same face; whether taking a poop, orgasming or getting stabbed in the heart!

  6. Paul Rudd
    catapostrophe
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    Awesome.

  7. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
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    Great! Now I’m a pillar of salt!

  8. Selma Blair But Legs Daisy Dukes
    Herman Gumper
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    Is there a dead fish around here?

  9. Selma Blair But Legs Daisy Dukes
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    Gives birth to a toddler while standing on one leg and looking hot… take THAT Jessica Simpson!

  10. Diane Kruger Skinny Legs
    Hank E. Ring
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    Those are the sexiest knees I have ever seen… I’m blind by the way.

  11. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    catapostrophe
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    Beauty’s where you find it–not, evidently, where she bumps and grinds it.

  12. Emma Watson Legs Minidress
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    I can just picture it .. elf porn.

  13. Dominica Westling Bikini
    pavement_smear
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    One collagen injection away from Tito’s new fantasy.

  14. Rose McGowan Legs Short Shorts
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    For her next trick, she’s going to make those two parking cones disappear. We’ll find out where after the break. Giggidy-giggidy. Giggidy-goo.

  15. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    Herman Gumper
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    Ooof!

  16. Tia Carrera Cleavage
    Hank E. Ring
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    Waynes World, she was hot then.

  17. Prince William Kate Middleton Gardens By The Bay Singapore
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    William: “I’m thinking the ‘N’ word.
    Kate: “Oh no William, you don’t mean…”\
    William: “That’s right, I’m thinking naked!.”

  18. Verne Troyer Playing Poker
    catapostrophe
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    Small straight.

  19. Jeff Bridges Sally Field
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    upset over the fact she agreed on giving hand. the problem is now finding it.

  20. Penelope Cruz Cleavage Legs High Slit Dress TIFF
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    Is that a hickey on her upper thigh? I wonder if I should write her some kind of apology note…

  21. Bill Cosby Baseball Bat Red Sox Game
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    “The New sitcom will be called My Dead Son, it’s a remake of My Three Sons.” Brought to you by Jello Puddin.’

  22. Selma Blair But Legs Daisy Dukes
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    Smell that…….that should put him out for a while.

  23. Jenna Dewan Cleavage SELF Magazine 5th Annual Women Doing Good Awards
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    This chick’s looks are so hit and miss. Yesterday she looked great, today… well, tits, anyways.

    • lily

      agreed! i thought she looked super cute yesterday…i dont know, there is something harsh and off about her face…the butt chin and pointy nose maybe

  24. Bill Cosby Baseball Bat Red Sox Game
    meeps!
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    “If I was Jon Hamm…”

  25. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    Madame Tussauds wax figure of Madonna melted again.

  26. Paul Rudd
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    He’s so fiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnne!

  27. Sarah Jessica Parker Baby Bump
    catapostrophe
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    Your chariot awaits. Likewise, your harness and collar.

  28. Jeff Bridges Sally Field
    Cock Dr
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    Now that’s a wide stance.

  29. Dominica Westling Bikini
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    Ooh! She’s been in a Massari video AND she’s been Melissa Rivers’ nanny. Bigtime.

  30. Emile Hirsch Beard TIFF Born Twice Premiere
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    Ashton Kutcher & any Twilight werewolf had a child.

  31. Emma Watson Legs Minidress
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/14/MDCelebs_Retarget_300x250_Sep5-300_250.jpg[/img]

  32. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard Sunglasses
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    Even Jonah Hill couldn’t resist taking a break from his day job to take a shot at him.

  33. Verne Troyer Playing Poker
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    His chips are a little short.

  34. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
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    Nice perfume. What’s it called, Eau de Mothballs?

  35. Penelope Cruz Cleavage Legs High Slit Dress TIFF
    catapostrophe
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    For the premiere of Born Twice, she figured she’d show off her birthmark.

  36. Dominica Westling Bikini
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    She’s good-looking and all, but that forehead is higher than Amanda Bynes.

  37. Dominica Westling Bikini
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    Ah. Now it all makes sense.

  38. Russell Brand Talking To Homeless Man
    Joj
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    Look at those horrible pants

  39. Sarah Jessica Parker Baby Bump
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    W-I-L-B-U-RRR!!!

  40. Lady Gaga Cleavage Lingerie Twitter
    Pine Table Fever
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    Queueing in Starbucks has never been so glamourous.

  41. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
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    She’s getting a job at the new Hooters for old men. It’s caled Cooters.

  42. Bill Cosby Baseball Bat Red Sox Game
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    “…and the spots you get if you have the bumpity boopitty with Morgan Freeman”

  43. Selma Blair But Legs Daisy Dukes
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    …and he sticks the landing!!!

  44. Jeff Bridges Sally Field
    DeucePickle
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    Maybe 20 years ago I would have looked the other way if the singer for Def Leppard peed on me, but not today folks, not today.

  45. Prince William Kate Middleton Gardens By The Bay Singapore
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    Kate: “It’s not that big a deal William, everyone sunbathes topless”

    William: “I just can’t take the ‘Quaid, start the reactor’ jokes”

  46. Emma Watson Legs Minidress
    rantatonne
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    this is what Madonna things she still looks like

  47. Geri Halliwell Miniskirt Panty Lines
    Joj
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    All she had to do was cover up those thighs and this would have been fine

  48. Amy Childs Cleavage
    meeps!
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    Orange is the new black.

  49. Geri Halliwell Miniskirt Panty Lines
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    It was looking passable until I got down to the nosferatu thighs.

  50. Dominica Westling Bikini
    Hank
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    No waist?

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