The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.14.12

September 14th, 2012 // 673 Comments

“Apple proudly unveils the new iRRELEVANT.”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that contains what could be my last Jon Hamm‘s humongous penis reference. (It absolutely won’t be.) But first, we’ve got Selma Blair giving attachment parenting a whirl, using Mayim Bialik‘s new homeopathic and sustainable baby wash product, Maternamist,™ as well as Verne Troyer at [Insert short stack joke here], which brings me right back around to the aforementioned Dong Draper *tips cap,* which apparently the Boston Red Sox liked enough to toss up on the jumbotron, prompting Bill Cosby to reply, “On you missed it? It was exactly like this.”

*Grabs cane, tap dances off stage,*

- Photo Boy

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  1. Tia Carrera Cleavage
    Nonny Moose
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    Still wondering how you had any kind of career after Zombie Nightmare…

  2. Amy Childs Cleavage
    Smapdi
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    “Why do people keep saying ‘Orange you glad your here’?”

  3. Candice Swanepoel Butt See Through Dress
    EricLr
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    Grandma slippers…sexy.

  4. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard Sunglasses
    JC
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    I guess the Sons of Anarchy are really hard up for new members.

  5. Maria Menounos Butt Legs Tight Skirt
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    If Bing wanted to publicize itself that much, it should have put its logo on a different piece of clothing in this photograph.

  6. Dominica Westling Bikini
    Frank Burns
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    Come to Burnsy . . .

  7. Paul Rudd
    EricLr
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    Hi I’m Paul Rudd…perhaps you know me as that mediocre guy who is in everything, but whose name you can’t remember.

  8. Prince William Kate Middleton Gardens By The Bay Singapore
    rantatonne
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    You don’t frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called “William-Prince,” you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.
    -French Paparazzi

  9. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard Sunglasses
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    ScarJo, huh?

    (buries head in hands) OH GOD……

  10. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    EricLr
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    Oh geez, you can see all the way up to where her ovaries used to be.

  11. Prince William Kate Middleton Gardens By The Bay Singapore
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    “Race to look 30 years older than we actually are, dear?”

    “Too late, love. I win.”

  12. Selma Blair But Legs Daisy Dukes
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    “Get in mah belly!”

  13. Emma Watson Legs Minidress
    EricLr
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    Such a handsome young man.

  14. Dakota Fanning Butt Side Boob Tight Dress
    EricLr
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    See, I can dress up, you Superficial assholes!!

  15. Jeff Bridges Sally Field
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    I had no idea they were even making a Vince Neil biopic.

  16. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
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    That’s what they say–”When you get old, the right buttock is always the first to go….”

  17. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    Gruntled and Whelmed
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    Harryhausen’s Cyclops was WAY more realistic.

  18. Geri Halliwell Miniskirt Panty Lines
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    Ye gods… there is nothing good to see here.

  19. Bill Cosby Baseball Bat Red Sox Game
    catapostrophe
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    “In my cloudy right eye, I’m as blind as this.”

  20. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard Sunglasses
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    Strange place to debut Frank Caliendo’s new “sad movie usher photog” character.

  21. Rose McGowan Legs Short Shorts
    EricLr
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    She not frowning. Her lips are stuck like that.

  22. Lady Gaga Cleavage Lingerie Twitter
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    Pictured: Typical Chat-Roulette session….

  23. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard Sunglasses
    noodle
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    Poor Katy Perry. Not even a false beard will keep the media away.

  24. Sarah Jessica Parker Baby Bump
    Gruntled and Whelmed
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    Man, those Central Park horses get all the fancy blankets.

  25. Belen Rodriguez Nipples No Bra
    Gruntled and Whelmed
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    To be perfectly honest, she doesn’t have any idea who she is either.

  26. Imogen Thomas Butt Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    Last time we saw her, she was eating ice cream suggestively on a park bench. Now this. There’s only one conclusion I can come to…

  27. Penelope Cruz Cleavage Legs High Slit Dress TIFF
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    Nice beaver!

  28. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
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    Well, that’s fucking distressing.

  29. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard Sunglasses
    B&WMinstrel
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    Not just Zeus but a Zeus you could imagine having sex dressed up as a swan

  30. Jon Hamm Red Sox Game
    EricLr
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    Not seen on the balcony above: a shirtless Matthew McConaughey, yelling “Heymancomeonupandhavesomebeerswerejustchillinoutupherhavingagoodtime”

  31. Lady Gaga Cleavage Lingerie Twitter
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    Amy Winehouse…is alive???

  32. Emma Watson Legs Minidress
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    It’s like a rollercoaster… the horrible lows of Madonna and Lady GaGa, the soaring highs of Emma Watson and… um… well, let’s just move on, shall we?

  33. Geri Halliwell Miniskirt Panty Lines
    it had to be said
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    Worst. Sex Ed class. Ever.

  34. Selma Blair But Legs Daisy Dukes
    Park
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    Ok, this attachment parenting thing is going too far. Peeing on your child is NOT a bonding experience!

  35. Verne Troyer Playing Poker
    YAAR
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    “You hiding anything under there?”

  36. Prince William Kate Middleton Gardens By The Bay Singapore
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    Oh Jesus! Please tell me she’s not showing her titties off again!?

  37. Selma Blair But Legs Daisy Dukes
    papastryfe
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    I’ll pee on you BEFORE the jellyfish get you. Thanks Nicole Kidman!

  38. Maria Menounos Butt Legs Tight Skirt
    Ronaldo
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    Dat ass!!!!

  39. Bill Cosby Baseball Bat Red Sox Game
    EricLr
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    And then Eddie Murphy found out what happens to comedians WHO FUCK WITH THE COZ!!!

  40. Selma Blair But Legs Daisy Dukes
    catapostrophe
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    For a broad known for her fashion sense, the pockets on those jean shorts are mildly disturbing.

  41. Prince William Kate Middleton Gardens By The Bay Singapore
    Park
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    “So what? They’ve seen your boobs…but my hair looked great from that distance!”

  42. Selma Blair But Legs Daisy Dukes
    EricLr
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    She’s warming up to see how far she can kick him.

  43. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    Ronaldo
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    She needs to stop. She is not sexy anymore. She is not young anymore. She needs to accept the hard facts. She got old and this makes her look like an idiot. Nothing nice about it.

  44. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard Sunglasses
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    F^ckin’ bearded lady escaped from the circus!

  45. Russell Brand Talking To Homeless Man
    catapostrophe
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    British Hipster Jesus healing a leper in Los Angeles. (September 13, 2012)

  46. Verne Troyer Playing Poker
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    That is the biggest bottle of Coke I’ve ever seen.

  47. Geri Halliwell Miniskirt Panty Lines
    catapostrophe
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    That’s odd.

  48. Candice Swanepoel Butt See Through Dress
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    I see London, I see France .. crikey, I see your bare-ass tushy! Nice!

  49. Emma Watson Legs Minidress
    Hank E. Ring
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    I like this chick!

  50. Jeff Bridges Sally Field
    catapostrophe
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    “I said, ‘What’s the password?’, man!”

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