“Apple proudly unveils the new iRRELEVANT.”
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that contains what could be my last Jon Hamm‘s humongous penis reference. (It absolutely won’t be.) But first, we’ve got Selma Blair giving attachment parenting a whirl, using Mayim Bialik‘s new homeopathic and sustainable baby wash product, Maternamist,™ as well as Verne Troyer at [Insert short stack joke here], which brings me right back around to the aforementioned Dong Draper *tips cap,* which apparently the Boston Red Sox liked enough to toss up on the jumbotron, prompting Bill Cosby to reply, “On you missed it? It was exactly like this.”
*Grabs cane, tap dances off stage,*
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Still wondering how you had any kind of career after Zombie Nightmare…
“Why do people keep saying ‘Orange you glad your here’?”
Grandma slippers…sexy.
I guess the Sons of Anarchy are really hard up for new members.
If Bing wanted to publicize itself that much, it should have put its logo on a different piece of clothing in this photograph.
Like the crotch of John Hamm’s pants ?
Dunno ’bout youuuuuu, Deuce, but *I* was lookin’ at Maria’s ass.
Come to Burnsy . . .
Hi I’m Paul Rudd…perhaps you know me as that mediocre guy who is in everything, but whose name you can’t remember.
You don’t frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called “William-Prince,” you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.
-French Paparazzi
ScarJo, huh?
(buries head in hands) OH GOD……
Oh geez, you can see all the way up to where her ovaries used to be.
“Race to look 30 years older than we actually are, dear?”
“Too late, love. I win.”
nice!
winner
“Get in mah belly!”
Such a handsome young man.
See, I can dress up, you Superficial assholes!!
And I can come in out of the rain, too!
I had no idea they were even making a Vince Neil biopic.
That’s what they say–”When you get old, the right buttock is always the first to go….”
Harryhausen’s Cyclops was WAY more realistic.
Ye gods… there is nothing good to see here.
“In my cloudy right eye, I’m as blind as this.”
Strange place to debut Frank Caliendo’s new “sad movie usher photog” character.
She not frowning. Her lips are stuck like that.
Pictured: Typical Chat-Roulette session….
NEXT!
Poor Katy Perry. Not even a false beard will keep the media away.
Man, those Central Park horses get all the fancy blankets.
To be perfectly honest, she doesn’t have any idea who she is either.
Last time we saw her, she was eating ice cream suggestively on a park bench. Now this. There’s only one conclusion I can come to…
Ice Cream gets you pregnant?
That’s certainly what science leads me to believe.
I *am* a doctor, you know.
Nice beaver!
thanks i just had it stuffed
Gigitty.
Well, that’s fucking distressing.
Not just Zeus but a Zeus you could imagine having sex dressed up as a swan
Not seen on the balcony above: a shirtless Matthew McConaughey, yelling “Heymancomeonupandhavesomebeerswerejustchillinoutupherhavingagoodtime”
Amy Winehouse…is alive???
It’s like a rollercoaster… the horrible lows of Madonna and Lady GaGa, the soaring highs of Emma Watson and… um… well, let’s just move on, shall we?
Worst. Sex Ed class. Ever.
Ok, this attachment parenting thing is going too far. Peeing on your child is NOT a bonding experience!
“You hiding anything under there?”
Oh Jesus! Please tell me she’s not showing her titties off again!?
I’ll pee on you BEFORE the jellyfish get you. Thanks Nicole Kidman!
Dat ass!!!!
That is so clever, so original…how do you come up with these?
And then Eddie Murphy found out what happens to comedians WHO FUCK WITH THE COZ!!!
For a broad known for her fashion sense, the pockets on those jean shorts are mildly disturbing.
“So what? They’ve seen your boobs…but my hair looked great from that distance!”
She’s warming up to see how far she can kick him.
She needs to stop. She is not sexy anymore. She is not young anymore. She needs to accept the hard facts. She got old and this makes her look like an idiot. Nothing nice about it.
F^ckin’ bearded lady escaped from the circus!
What the fuck? I know your keyboard has a “u” because you typed the word “circus…”
British Hipster Jesus healing a leper in Los Angeles. (September 13, 2012)
That is the biggest bottle of Coke I’ve ever seen.
That’s odd.
I see London, I see France .. crikey, I see your bare-ass tushy! Nice!
I like this chick!
“I said, ‘What’s the password?’, man!”