“Apple proudly unveils the new iRRELEVANT.”
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that contains what could be my last Jon Hamm‘s humongous penis reference. (It absolutely won’t be.) But first, we’ve got Selma Blair giving attachment parenting a whirl, using Mayim Bialik‘s new homeopathic and sustainable baby wash product, Maternamist,™ as well as Verne Troyer at [Insert short stack joke here], which brings me right back around to the aforementioned Dong Draper *tips cap,* which apparently the Boston Red Sox liked enough to toss up on the jumbotron, prompting Bill Cosby to reply, “On you missed it? It was exactly like this.”
*Grabs cane, tap dances off stage,*
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Shouldn’t the father teach the kid how to pee next to a fire hydrant?
If you squint it looks like he looks like the bearded lady with a ponytail.
He’s the leader of the skinniest, lamest biker gang ever. They deal in shoplifted Double-Bubble.
Jack Black really lost a lot of weight.
Somebody get me my seesaw, I’m going in…
“Trust me, it worked for Kim.”
That’s one big ass oompa loompa
“She’s not just my stylist, she’s my mother.”
“I’m the bearded lady….who are you, one of the FREAKS?”
Selma finds re-enacting the moment she queefed her kid out very therapeutic…
His honk is actually throwing off his center of gravity now?
Well, shit. First Harry’s willy, now your tits. I guess Camilla’s arse is next.
Think she would have chose something other than permanent “Bitch Lips”
Totally missed the punt.
Everybody in that picture looks like they smell better than Brand.
Jack Black’s looking good
Nice tits
The Dude declines.
i’ve seen that name written several times, just assumed it was a chick. huh.
Nothing says do me like a bleach blonde with a receding hairline
It was quite prescient that Ed Norton beats this guys face to a pulp so long ago. If only it was real, and done again today.
Ahhh, the old ‘Homeless-Gay-Hipster’ look is coming back I see.
So I looked up ‘Hot woman creampie’ on Bing…
Hmmmmmmm…Side underarm flap?
You have to respect someone who goes for a *postmortem* Marlyn Monroe.
Beats her role on “T.J. Hooker: Nursing Home Cop.”
I’m sorry, I can’t tell which one is which.
“Oh puh-lease…that is NOT how you do a ‘Flying Nun’…”
It’s nice when she shows the audience her ‘good side’.
Amanda Bynes in 20 years.
2 years.
Two months ago.
Goldie Hawn 20 years ago.
Last week.
Old woman, get off the stage!
“Born Twice” is a movie about Wolverine’s retarded little brother.
LOL! Like “Rainman” . I would pay to see that.
Prince William does his one and only impression. Of a stamp.
Can even ONE member of my family go five minutes with their GODDAMNED CLOTHES ON?!?
I just hope she’ll know when to “retire gracefully.”
that would’ve been about 10 years ago.
There must be some reason he’s wearing a St. Louis Cardinals cap at a Boston Red Sox game when they were playing the New York Yankees.
And I’m sure that reason involves his hose.
“Oh shit, there’s a dead whore in the trash!”
“That’s not dead.”
“…Then there’s a whore in the trash.”
“That’s not a whore, that’s Lady Gaga.”
“…Dude, seriously.”
“…Ok! Ok! It’s a whore.”
Dealer-Addict relationships always start out so romantic.
She can only be seen by people who’ve seen death.
More like Rose McCowan.
Oh please. I’d rather fuck Burt Reynolds again.
Wow she got fat.
“I miss the good old days, when they just focused on her sister’s flat ass.”
Who’s “saying” that, to whom?
“I just have a small pair.”
Mrs. Parker the stable is all ready for you.
I thought only gazelles could walk right after they fell out.
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mrs. Ed.
Am I the only one who thinks Twitter is just about the dumbest thing ever invented?
I’m thinking we are eyebrow to eyebrow on that one, Iveski. Why do people feel the need to advertise their bowel movements?
There might be something dumber, but if there is, I can’t think of it right now.
Pippa?!?
pippa wishes she had an ass like that… thats a sad reality…
If you merged her with the orange Amy Childs in the next photo, you might end up with a normally pigmented woman.
still gross…
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HAAAHAHAHA
My reaction, exactly.
Hey Jared. We’re doing Fight Club 2. But we need you to audition with Shia Lebouf. And we’re going for realism on this one, so you two feel free to throw real punches.