The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.14.12

September 14th, 2012 // 673 Comments

“Apple proudly unveils the new iRRELEVANT.”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that contains what could be my last Jon Hamm‘s humongous penis reference. (It absolutely won’t be.) But first, we’ve got Selma Blair giving attachment parenting a whirl, using Mayim Bialik‘s new homeopathic and sustainable baby wash product, Maternamist,™ as well as Verne Troyer at [Insert short stack joke here], which brings me right back around to the aforementioned Dong Draper *tips cap,* which apparently the Boston Red Sox liked enough to toss up on the jumbotron, prompting Bill Cosby to reply, “On you missed it? It was exactly like this.”

*Grabs cane, tap dances off stage,*

- Photo Boy

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  1. Selma Blair But Legs Daisy Dukes
    Beaver Underground
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    Shouldn’t the father teach the kid how to pee next to a fire hydrant?

  2. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard Sunglasses
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    If you squint it looks like he looks like the bearded lady with a ponytail.

  3. Emile Hirsch Beard TIFF Born Twice Premiere
    Galaor
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    Jack Black really lost a lot of weight.

  4. Imogen Thomas Butt Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    Somebody get me my seesaw, I’m going in…

  5. Jeff Bridges Sally Field
    Commented on this photo:

    “Trust me, it worked for Kim.”

  6. Amy Childs Cleavage
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    That’s one big ass oompa loompa

  7. Paul Rudd
    B&WMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    “She’s not just my stylist, she’s my mother.”

  8. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard Sunglasses
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    “I’m the bearded lady….who are you, one of the FREAKS?”

  9. Selma Blair But Legs Daisy Dukes
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Selma finds re-enacting the moment she queefed her kid out very therapeutic…

  10. Jon Hamm Red Sox Game
    Frank Burns
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    His honk is actually throwing off his center of gravity now?

  11. Prince William Kate Middleton Gardens By The Bay Singapore
    Joe
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    Well, shit. First Harry’s willy, now your tits. I guess Camilla’s arse is next.

  12. Rose McGowan Legs Short Shorts
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    Think she would have chose something other than permanent “Bitch Lips”

  13. Selma Blair But Legs Daisy Dukes
    Frank Burns
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    Totally missed the punt.

  14. Russell Brand Talking To Homeless Man
    Johnny P!
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    Everybody in that picture looks like they smell better than Brand.

  15. Emile Hirsch Beard TIFF Born Twice Premiere
    Chachicubra
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    Jack Black’s looking good

  16. Dakota Fanning Butt Side Boob Tight Dress
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    Nice tits

  17. Jeff Bridges Sally Field
    Frank Burns
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    The Dude declines.

  18. Emile Hirsch Beard TIFF Born Twice Premiere
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    i’ve seen that name written several times, just assumed it was a chick. huh.

  19. Dominica Westling Bikini
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    Nothing says do me like a bleach blonde with a receding hairline

  20. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard Sunglasses
    Jman
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    It was quite prescient that Ed Norton beats this guys face to a pulp so long ago. If only it was real, and done again today.

  21. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard Sunglasses
    Johnny P!
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    Ahhh, the old ‘Homeless-Gay-Hipster’ look is coming back I see.

  22. Maria Menounos Butt Legs Tight Skirt
    B&WMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    So I looked up ‘Hot woman creampie’ on Bing…

  23. Heather Locklear Butt Tight Jeans Tank Top
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    Hmmmmmmm…Side underarm flap?

  24. Lady Gaga Cleavage Lingerie Twitter
    EricLr
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    You have to respect someone who goes for a *postmortem* Marlyn Monroe.

  25. Heather Locklear Butt Tight Jeans Tank Top
    EricLr
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    Beats her role on “T.J. Hooker: Nursing Home Cop.”

  26. Russell Brand Talking To Homeless Man
    Nonny Moose
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sorry, I can’t tell which one is which.

  27. Jeff Bridges Sally Field
    pavement_smear
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    “Oh puh-lease…that is NOT how you do a ‘Flying Nun’…”

  28. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    Johnny P!
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    It’s nice when she shows the audience her ‘good side’.

  29. Heather Locklear Butt Tight Jeans Tank Top
    Bubble
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    Amanda Bynes in 20 years.

  30. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    Smapdi
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    Old woman, get off the stage!

  31. Emile Hirsch Beard TIFF Born Twice Premiere
    Johnny P!
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    “Born Twice” is a movie about Wolverine’s retarded little brother.

  32. Prince William Kate Middleton Gardens By The Bay Singapore
    B&WMinstrel
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    Prince William does his one and only impression. Of a stamp.

  33. Prince William Kate Middleton Gardens By The Bay Singapore
    EricLr
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    Can even ONE member of my family go five minutes with their GODDAMNED CLOTHES ON?!?

  34. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
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    I just hope she’ll know when to “retire gracefully.”

  35. Jon Hamm Red Sox Game
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    There must be some reason he’s wearing a St. Louis Cardinals cap at a Boston Red Sox game when they were playing the New York Yankees.

    And I’m sure that reason involves his hose.

  36. Lady Gaga Cleavage Lingerie Twitter
    nick
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    “Oh shit, there’s a dead whore in the trash!”
    “That’s not dead.”
    “…Then there’s a whore in the trash.”
    “That’s not a whore, that’s Lady Gaga.”
    “…Dude, seriously.”
    “…Ok! Ok! It’s a whore.”

  37. Russell Brand Talking To Homeless Man
    EricLr
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    Dealer-Addict relationships always start out so romantic.

  38. Sarah Jessica Parker Baby Bump
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    She can only be seen by people who’ve seen death.

  39. Rose McGowan Legs Short Shorts
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    More like Rose McCowan.

  40. Jeff Bridges Sally Field
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh please. I’d rather fuck Burt Reynolds again.

  41. Imogen Thomas Butt Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    Wow she got fat.

  42. Prince William Kate Middleton Gardens By The Bay Singapore
    Smapdi
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    “I miss the good old days, when they just focused on her sister’s flat ass.”

  43. Verne Troyer Playing Poker
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    “I just have a small pair.”

  44. Sarah Jessica Parker Baby Bump
    flaT
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    Mrs. Parker the stable is all ready for you.

  45. Selma Blair But Legs Daisy Dukes
    JC
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    I thought only gazelles could walk right after they fell out.

  46. Sarah Jessica Parker Baby Bump
    Diablo Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
    And no one can talk to a horse of course
    That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mrs. Ed.

  47. Lady Gaga Cleavage Lingerie Twitter
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    Am I the only one who thinks Twitter is just about the dumbest thing ever invented?

  48. Geri Halliwell Miniskirt Panty Lines
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    Pippa?!?

  49. Diane Kruger Skinny Legs
    Smapdi
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    If you merged her with the orange Amy Childs in the next photo, you might end up with a normally pigmented woman.

  50. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard Sunglasses
    EricLr
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    Hey Jared. We’re doing Fight Club 2. But we need you to audition with Shia Lebouf. And we’re going for realism on this one, so you two feel free to throw real punches.

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