“Apple proudly unveils the new iRRELEVANT.”
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that contains what could be my last Jon Hamm‘s humongous penis reference. (It absolutely won’t be.) But first, we’ve got Selma Blair giving attachment parenting a whirl, using Mayim Bialik‘s new homeopathic and sustainable baby wash product, Maternamist,™ as well as Verne Troyer at [Insert short stack joke here], which brings me right back around to the aforementioned Dong Draper *tips cap,* which apparently the Boston Red Sox liked enough to toss up on the jumbotron, prompting Bill Cosby to reply, “On you missed it? It was exactly like this.”
*Grabs cane, tap dances off stage,*
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Not a pretty face. Why is she famous?
The new face of crack.
The Machinist 2 is gonna suck with Russell Brand in it.
I LOVE HIM
STICK IT INSIDE
She is notorious size slut (She did David Spade for no other reason) so there is nothing left in those jeans that could cause any friction. I hope here lips are smooth because she can only be worthwhile as a BJ queen. .
she’ll be called ‘Rosey’ pretty soon.
Anyone else getting tired of this beanpole?
Nice whammy eye.
Hipster douchebag with hipster douchebag accessory.
I think that’s Perry Ferrell he’s shaking hands with…
She’s turning into Demi Moore (and so is her career!)
Computer, load up Celery man please.