The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.14.12

September 14th, 2012 // 673 Comments

“Apple proudly unveils the new iRRELEVANT.”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that contains what could be my last Jon Hamm‘s humongous penis reference. (It absolutely won’t be.) But first, we’ve got Selma Blair giving attachment parenting a whirl, using Mayim Bialik‘s new homeopathic and sustainable baby wash product, Maternamist,™ as well as Verne Troyer at [Insert short stack joke here], which brings me right back around to the aforementioned Dong Draper *tips cap,* which apparently the Boston Red Sox liked enough to toss up on the jumbotron, prompting Bill Cosby to reply, “On you missed it? It was exactly like this.”

*Grabs cane, tap dances off stage,*

- Photo Boy

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

superficial

  1. Jenna Dewan Cleavage SELF Magazine 5th Annual Women Doing Good Awards
    stuff it
    Commented on this photo:

    Not a pretty face. Why is she famous?

  2. Lady Gaga Cleavage Lingerie Twitter
    Lm
    Commented on this photo:

    The new face of crack.

  3. Russell Brand Talking To Homeless Man
    Commented on this photo:

    The Machinist 2 is gonna suck with Russell Brand in it.

  4. Prince William Kate Middleton Gardens By The Bay Singapore
    Luopis
    Commented on this photo:

    I LOVE HIM
    STICK IT INSIDE

  5. Heather Locklear Butt Tight Jeans Tank Top
    cowbulls
    Commented on this photo:

    She is notorious size slut (She did David Spade for no other reason) so there is nothing left in those jeans that could cause any friction. I hope here lips are smooth because she can only be worthwhile as a BJ queen. .

  6. Rose McGowan Legs Short Shorts
    mbcl
    Commented on this photo:

    she’ll be called ‘Rosey’ pretty soon.

  7. Candice Swanepoel Butt See Through Dress
    Quijibo
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone else getting tired of this beanpole?

  8. Belen Rodriguez Nipples No Bra
    Quijibo
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice whammy eye.

  9. Lady Gaga Cleavage Lingerie Twitter
    I_HEART_HUCKABEES
    Commented on this photo:

    Hipster douchebag with hipster douchebag accessory.

  10. Russell Brand Talking To Homeless Man
    chupacabra
    Commented on this photo:

    I think that’s Perry Ferrell he’s shaking hands with…

  11. Diane Kruger Skinny Legs
    chupacabra
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s turning into Demi Moore (and so is her career!)

  12. Paul Rudd
    hamwhisperer
    Commented on this photo:

    Computer, load up Celery man please.

Leave A Comment