The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.14.12

September 14th, 2012 // 673 Comments

“Apple proudly unveils the new iRRELEVANT.”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that contains what could be my last Jon Hamm‘s humongous penis reference. (It absolutely won’t be.) But first, we’ve got Selma Blair giving attachment parenting a whirl, using Mayim Bialik‘s new homeopathic and sustainable baby wash product, Maternamist,™ as well as Verne Troyer at [Insert short stack joke here], which brings me right back around to the aforementioned Dong Draper *tips cap,* which apparently the Boston Red Sox liked enough to toss up on the jumbotron, prompting Bill Cosby to reply, “On you missed it? It was exactly like this.”

*Grabs cane, tap dances off stage,*

- Photo Boy

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  1. Shawn Johnson Butt Yoga Pants DWTS
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    Built like a pro wrestler.

  2. Lady Gaga Cleavage Lingerie Twitter
    Chester McBruegerstein
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    HAHAQ Jokes are jokesQ!!!1 JOKETY!

  3. Penelope Cruz Cleavage Legs High Slit Dress TIFF
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    Her tits are among the prettiest in show business. Very sexy lady. Obviously too smart for Tom Cruise. Dumped his ass right quick!

  4. Dominica Westling Bikini
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    Bleach blonde, augmented tits…doesn’t matter. She is cuter than a speckled pup.

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/15/dominica westling-340_510.jpg[/img]

  5. Bill Cosby Baseball Bat Red Sox Game
    SSHGuru
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    And I told O.J. to hold it just like this.

  6. Bill Cosby Baseball Bat Red Sox Game
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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    Someone beaned him in batting practice. Sadly, the damage is not reversible.

  7. Geri Halliwell Miniskirt Panty Lines
    SSHGuru
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    I just threw up a little in my mouth.

  8. Dominica Westling Bikini
    SexJihaad9/11
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    Do Americans still think this is a good look? It’s 2012, ffs!

  9. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard Sunglasses
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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    In all honesty, if you told me this was a pic of Bieber from 7 years in the future, I’d swallow your BS hook, line & sinker.

  10. Emma Watson Legs Minidress
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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    1 word: androgyny

  11. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    downwithmuffins
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    now THAT is a catcher’s mit.

  12. Sarah Jessica Parker Baby Bump
    SprechenSieDouche
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    she no longer looks like a horse, unless it’s the horse outside of Denver International Airport. http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k51/otto_rex/denver-airport-horse.jpg

  13. Lady Gaga Cleavage Lingerie Twitter
    Josie
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    she looks drunk

  14. Heather Locklear Butt Tight Jeans Tank Top
    Josie
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    lol i love guess jeanss

  15. Jeff Bridges Sally Field
    TheO
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    I wonder how pissed he is that he can’t whack it to that poster anymore now that she got in his way?

  16. Lady Gaga Cleavage Lingerie Twitter
    navvet
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    I have never heard her sing. I did watch that New Year’s eve thing. Was that singing? At any rate I hope she sings better than she looks. That picture is butt ugly.

  17. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    navvet
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    I’m blind I’m blind I used the zoom on accident

  18. Jon Hamm Red Sox Game
    cc
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    Someone just yelled ‘Nice package!’

  19. Bill Cosby Baseball Bat Red Sox Game
    cc
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    I thought it was Darryl Strawberry doing blow off the end of a bat.

  20. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard Sunglasses
    Cock Dr
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    I suppose there are some people who like the “just dragged out from beneath a big rock” look.

  21. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard Sunglasses
    hmm
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    Time to stop now, Mr. Leto. You’re 41.

  22. Russell Brand Talking To Homeless Man
    cc
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    His fan base…

  23. Geri Halliwell Miniskirt Panty Lines
    cc
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    Sadly, all women seem to reach this ‘practical panty’ threshold at some point in their lives. Sometimes…it’s too soon, other times it’s too late.

  24. Jeff Bridges Sally Field
    cc
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    Is that a Cosby Show poster behind them?

  25. Maria Menounos Butt Legs Tight Skirt
    cc
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    Hahaha, reminds me of the ‘hair pie’ scene from Family Guy.

  26. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard Sunglasses
    cc
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    Another social media failure…he was here in Toronto, I didn’t know about it, and his face went unpunched.

  27. Bill Cosby Baseball Bat Red Sox Game
    Dylan
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    Looks like production has finally begun on that live action California Raisins movie they have been promising us.

  28. Jon Hamm Red Sox Game
    pinquett
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    ohhh…no penis in this shot

  29. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard Sunglasses
    bethy
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    Better….but still not ok.

  30. Emile Hirsch Beard TIFF Born Twice Premiere
    Raoul
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    Emile, as he discovers he is the love child of Hugh Jackman and Jack Black.

  31. Russell Brand Talking To Homeless Man
    Josie
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    pickin up a male prostitute??

  32. Maria Menounos Butt Legs Tight Skirt
    Josie
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    lol looks like fun

  33. Emma Watson Legs Minidress
    Josie
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    pretty girl but the dresss looks terrible

  34. Dakota Fanning Butt Side Boob Tight Dress
    Josie
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    where’d dat ass come from?!

  35. Verne Troyer Playing Poker
    Josie
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    lol didn’t know babies could play poker…

  36. Shawn Johnson Butt Yoga Pants DWTS
    Josie
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    cute purse

  37. Diane Kruger Skinny Legs
    Josie
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    damn she needs to eat a wedding cake or something…her legs arent lookin so good

  38. Amy Childs Cleavage
    Josie
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    wow she looks awful….her skin is so orange….lookin like she came out of a bag of cheetos!

  39. Sarah Jessica Parker Baby Bump
    Josie
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    looks like an old lady

  40. Belen Rodriguez Nipples No Bra
    Josie
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    shes gorgeous plus i love her top

  41. Tia Carrera Cleavage
    Josie
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    sagging

  42. Imogen Thomas Butt Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    Josie
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    WHO?

  43. Penelope Cruz Cleavage Legs High Slit Dress TIFF
    Josie
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    beautiful woman

  44. Candice Swanepoel Butt See Through Dress
    cc
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    I’d play that ass like a trumpet.

  45. Paul Rudd
    cc
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    Generic

  46. Emma Watson Legs Minidress
    cc
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    She’s adorable. What’s with her and her rotten hairstyles.

  47. Verne Troyer Playing Poker
    cc
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    The good thing is he always feels like he’s got an impressive stack of chips.

  48. Shawn Johnson Butt Yoga Pants DWTS
    cc
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    I’d hold that ass for a week without sleep.

  49. Geri Halliwell Miniskirt Panty Lines
    Becca
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    Looks OK in my opinion. Seems to me a lot of y’all believe in some pretty bullshit aesthetic standards.

  50. Lady Gaga Cleavage Lingerie Twitter
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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    She’s visiting her own youtube clips to up the view numbers. It’s all she does off camera.

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