“Apple proudly unveils the new iRRELEVANT.”
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that contains what could be my last Jon Hamm‘s humongous penis reference. (It absolutely won’t be.) But first, we’ve got Selma Blair giving attachment parenting a whirl, using Mayim Bialik‘s new homeopathic and sustainable baby wash product, Maternamist,™ as well as Verne Troyer at [Insert short stack joke here], which brings me right back around to the aforementioned Dong Draper *tips cap,* which apparently the Boston Red Sox liked enough to toss up on the jumbotron, prompting Bill Cosby to reply, “On you missed it? It was exactly like this.”
*Grabs cane, tap dances off stage,*
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Built like a pro wrestler.
HAHAQ Jokes are jokesQ!!!1 JOKETY!
Her tits are among the prettiest in show business. Very sexy lady. Obviously too smart for Tom Cruise. Dumped his ass right quick!
Bleach blonde, augmented tits…doesn’t matter. She is cuter than a speckled pup.
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And I told O.J. to hold it just like this.
Someone beaned him in batting practice. Sadly, the damage is not reversible.
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Do Americans still think this is a good look? It’s 2012, ffs!
In all honesty, if you told me this was a pic of Bieber from 7 years in the future, I’d swallow your BS hook, line & sinker.
1 word: androgyny
now THAT is a catcher’s mit.
she no longer looks like a horse, unless it’s the horse outside of Denver International Airport. http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k51/otto_rex/denver-airport-horse.jpg
she looks drunk
lol i love guess jeanss
I wonder how pissed he is that he can’t whack it to that poster anymore now that she got in his way?
I have never heard her sing. I did watch that New Year’s eve thing. Was that singing? At any rate I hope she sings better than she looks. That picture is butt ugly.
I’m blind I’m blind I used the zoom on accident
Someone just yelled ‘Nice package!’
I thought it was Darryl Strawberry doing blow off the end of a bat.
I suppose there are some people who like the “just dragged out from beneath a big rock” look.
Time to stop now, Mr. Leto. You’re 41.
His fan base…
Sadly, all women seem to reach this ‘practical panty’ threshold at some point in their lives. Sometimes…it’s too soon, other times it’s too late.
Is that a Cosby Show poster behind them?
Hahaha, reminds me of the ‘hair pie’ scene from Family Guy.
Another social media failure…he was here in Toronto, I didn’t know about it, and his face went unpunched.
Looks like production has finally begun on that live action California Raisins movie they have been promising us.
ohhh…no penis in this shot
Better….but still not ok.
Emile, as he discovers he is the love child of Hugh Jackman and Jack Black.
pickin up a male prostitute??
lol looks like fun
pretty girl but the dresss looks terrible
where’d dat ass come from?!
lol didn’t know babies could play poker…
cute purse
damn she needs to eat a wedding cake or something…her legs arent lookin so good
wow she looks awful….her skin is so orange….lookin like she came out of a bag of cheetos!
looks like an old lady
shes gorgeous plus i love her top
sagging
WHO?
beautiful woman
I’d play that ass like a trumpet.
Generic
She’s adorable. What’s with her and her rotten hairstyles.
The good thing is he always feels like he’s got an impressive stack of chips.
I’d hold that ass for a week without sleep.
Looks OK in my opinion. Seems to me a lot of y’all believe in some pretty bullshit aesthetic standards.
She’s visiting her own youtube clips to up the view numbers. It’s all she does off camera.