The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.14.12

September 14th, 2012 // 673 Comments

“Apple proudly unveils the new iRRELEVANT.”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that contains what could be my last Jon Hamm‘s humongous penis reference. (It absolutely won’t be.) But first, we’ve got Selma Blair giving attachment parenting a whirl, using Mayim Bialik‘s new homeopathic and sustainable baby wash product, Maternamist,™ as well as Verne Troyer at [Insert short stack joke here], which brings me right back around to the aforementioned Dong Draper *tips cap,* which apparently the Boston Red Sox liked enough to toss up on the jumbotron, prompting Bill Cosby to reply, “On you missed it? It was exactly like this.”

*Grabs cane, tap dances off stage,*

- Photo Boy

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  1. Geri Halliwell Miniskirt Panty Lines
    rican
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    Granny panties?!?!?!?!?

  2. Maria Menounos Butt Legs Tight Skirt
    imdrunkbutstillhard
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    hey geri halliwell from two slides ago, thats how the back of tighs are supposed to look

  3. Heather Locklear Butt Tight Jeans Tank Top
    RebaKATT
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    Back with crack… she has NO ass

  4. Verne Troyer Playing Poker
    B&WMinstrel
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    They like to be called ‘People who are closer than they appear’

  5. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard Sunglasses
    RebaKATT
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    Nothin’ wrong with him that a shovel to the head can’t fix!

  6. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard Sunglasses
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    Is there a cutoff point for when women won’t sleep with him? If we haven’t reached it yet there may be no hope.

  7. Shawn Johnson Butt Yoga Pants DWTS
    Joe
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    That taco pops.

  8. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    RebaKATT
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    {{{Face melts off… a la Raiders of the Lost Arc}}}

  9. Verne Troyer Playing Poker
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    He never raises

  10. Selma Blair But Legs Daisy Dukes
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    I know you’re breaking up with the father, but you can’t put that back in.

  11. Rose McGowan Legs Short Shorts
    B&WMinstrel
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    That body should be checking the brakes every time it gets in a car

  12. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    mismy
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    Somebody please explain to me what the fuck I am looking at

  13. Lady Gaga Cleavage Lingerie Twitter
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    She’s watching that youtube video of bodygaurd throwing that guy to the floor. Glad she finds it as funny as I do.

  14. Jon Hamm Red Sox Game
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    He just saw his penis on the couple’s camera… I’m pretty sure he can/has kissed it before.

  15. Imogen Thomas Butt Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    B&WMinstrel
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    Body by Studio Ghibli

  16. Russell Brand Talking To Homeless Man
    MR-M
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    Negotiating for a blowjob from male prostitute must be hard will all the pap following.

  17. Russell Brand Talking To Homeless Man
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    no one buying crack here…nope.

  18. Bill Cosby Baseball Bat Red Sox Game
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Something tells me they are discussing the finer points of Kim Kardashian.

  19. Heather Locklear Butt Tight Jeans Tank Top
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    Still would…

  20. Diane Kruger Skinny Legs
    mismy
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    damn she looks different :/

  21. Russell Brand Talking To Homeless Man
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    This street must smell god-awful.

  22. Bill Cosby Baseball Bat Red Sox Game
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    Apparently, you CAN demonstrate the virtues of the “Once you go black” argument…

  23. Selma Blair But Legs Daisy Dukes
    AteIsEnough
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    …and that’s where you came from!

  24. Candice Swanepoel Butt See Through Dress
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Snowshoes?

  25. Emile Hirsch Beard TIFF Born Twice Premiere
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    Go, Beard, go!

  26. Maria Menounos Butt Legs Tight Skirt
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    I would let her put her pie in my face.

  27. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    ahhh fuck no, dude. fuck no.

  28. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
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    “I saw her bend over to start taking of her clothes, and I instantly knew this was going to be the worst life drawing class I had ever attended.”

  29. Prince William Kate Middleton Gardens By The Bay Singapore
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    “Look, how was I supposed to know they were using large telescoping lenses?”

    “Don’t care, don’t talk to me bitch…”

  30. Belen Rodriguez Nipples No Bra
    B&WMinstrel
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    Gold, black, gold, black. She looks like my back teeth

  31. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard Sunglasses
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    It would be fun to light his beard on fire and watch him dance around like a dervish.

  32. Bill Cosby Baseball Bat Red Sox Game
    FussyHussy
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    Apparently Bill saw Hamm’s penis too

  33. Russell Brand Talking To Homeless Man
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    Steve-O is off the wagon again? And let me just say congratulations to him. Making Russel Brand look like the sober one is no easy feat.

  34. Paul Rudd
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    I just fell asleep a little.

  35. Verne Troyer Playing Poker
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    His head is made out of the same stuff Jessica Simpson’s tits are made of.

  36. Jeff Bridges Sally Field
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    “You wanna know why they really call me ‘The Dude’?

  37. Bill Cosby Baseball Bat Red Sox Game
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    “…and when you stick it up the other side, you call it a ‘puddin’ pop.’ J-E-L-L-HELLO!”

  38. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard Sunglasses
    MR-M
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    HAHAHAHA….Spittiing image of that redheaded idiot in the blue suit that the NFL network let be their spokesman.

  39. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    Ana
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    At first I was all, “WTF is that?!?!”

    Then I saw the title and I was all, “Oh, that makes sense.”

  40. Russell Brand Talking To Homeless Man
    Chimpout2012
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    Roofers to the left of me, addicts to the right.

  41. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
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    Look, I get it.. Canada sent us Bieber but let’s put some proportionality back into our response…

    • Snack pack

      For some reason, my brain instantly went to: “America, fuck yeah!” in response to your post. Madge-vadge as our new “bunker-buster.”

  42. Dakota Fanning Butt Side Boob Tight Dress
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    She’s looking less necrotic, to the point of doable.

  43. Emile Hirsch Beard TIFF Born Twice Premiere
    B&WMinstrel
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    Yeah, we’ve seen a few people here in dresses trying to pull that off. Go for it.

  44. Lady Gaga Cleavage Lingerie Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    She needs love…lots of it.

  45. Emile Hirsch Beard TIFF Born Twice Premiere
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    Starting to look like Judd Hirsch.

  46. Verne Troyer Playing Poker
    MR-M
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    He must play the small blind.

  47. Madonna Butt Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    B&WMinstrel
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    Still, you can’t help thinking how much better she’d be without oxygen

  48. Diane Kruger Skinny Legs
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    Oh Christ! Her Legs!

  49. Rose McGowan Legs Short Shorts
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    “Rose! Rose! I saw your facial expression change! Naaaahhh Just fucking with you….:

  50. Bill Cosby Baseball Bat Red Sox Game
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    “Hello Mr. Cosby, welcome to Fen…”
    “BEEP BOP BIZZLE BA BOO!!”
    “I’m sorry, what did yo..”
    “BABA LABA LAZA MAZA DAZA DOO!!”

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