“Apple proudly unveils the new iRRELEVANT.”
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that contains what could be my last Jon Hamm‘s humongous penis reference. (It absolutely won’t be.) But first, we’ve got Selma Blair giving attachment parenting a whirl, using Mayim Bialik‘s new homeopathic and sustainable baby wash product, Maternamist,™ as well as Verne Troyer at [Insert short stack joke here], which brings me right back around to the aforementioned Dong Draper *tips cap,* which apparently the Boston Red Sox liked enough to toss up on the jumbotron, prompting Bill Cosby to reply, “On you missed it? It was exactly like this.”
*Grabs cane, tap dances off stage,*
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Granny panties?!?!?!?!?
Well she IS geriatric.
hey geri halliwell from two slides ago, thats how the back of tighs are supposed to look
Back with crack… she has NO ass
They like to be called ‘People who are closer than they appear’
Nothin’ wrong with him that a shovel to the head can’t fix!
Is there a cutoff point for when women won’t sleep with him? If we haven’t reached it yet there may be no hope.
I know some of those women; there is no hope
That taco pops.
{{{Face melts off… a la Raiders of the Lost Arc}}}
FTW
He never raises
I know you’re breaking up with the father, but you can’t put that back in.
That body should be checking the brakes every time it gets in a car
Somebody please explain to me what the fuck I am looking at
Fifty Shades of Puke
DAH look at that crease of granny flab on the right cheek…or, better yet DON’T…
The ‘Madge Vadge’.
I’ve seen this before in a movie by William Friedkin.
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You’re awesome wanker! :D
I LOVE that scary ass movie!
As bad as it is, it’s her good side….
Please tell me she’s pressed against a pane of glass.
looks like the plastic is shifting on the right side of her poopshoot and her granny hellhole is trying to eat her underwear.
She’s watching that youtube video of bodygaurd throwing that guy to the floor. Glad she finds it as funny as I do.
He just saw his penis on the couple’s camera… I’m pretty sure he can/has kissed it before.
It would be a better world if all men were as well endowed and flexible enough to do that.
Then what would we need you for? :)
Hurts the back too much to do it often.
Just bend the other way.
Body by Studio Ghibli
LOL!
Negotiating for a blowjob from male prostitute must be hard will all the pap following.
no one buying crack here…nope.
Something tells me they are discussing the finer points of Kim Kardashian.
No such thing exists.
The Nexus Walking-Urinal series was a rare miss for the Tyrell Corporation.
Still would…
damn she looks different :/
Seriously, this woman is pretty and hot, this two last photos in The Superficial are the two worst i have ever seen of her.
This is really unfair. Even Dakota Fanning has a nice photo today…
Hi there Diane.
YUP! and i got ripped for calling her too thin in the last post. she is wayyyy to skinny its scary!
This street must smell god-awful.
Poor homeless guy being accosted like that.
Apparently, you CAN demonstrate the virtues of the “Once you go black” argument…
…and that’s where you came from!
Snowshoes?
You can practically see her ass through that thing she is wearing and you are looking at her shoes?
this is the internet. i’ve seen enough ass here that it hardly even registers anymore.
I’ve actually seen way way more ass on the internet than snow shoes. Seriously, like never to I run across snow shoes.
Go, Beard, go!
I would let her put her pie in my face.
ahhh fuck no, dude. fuck no.
“I saw her bend over to start taking of her clothes, and I instantly knew this was going to be the worst life drawing class I had ever attended.”
*off
“Look, how was I supposed to know they were using large telescoping lenses?”
“Don’t care, don’t talk to me bitch…”
uh, I think you mean telephoto…
Gold, black, gold, black. She looks like my back teeth
It would be fun to light his beard on fire and watch him dance around like a dervish.
He for whom the perjorative “tool” was coined
Methinks thou art an English major, perchance?
Apparently Bill saw Hamm’s penis too
Steve-O is off the wagon again? And let me just say congratulations to him. Making Russel Brand look like the sober one is no easy feat.
I just fell asleep a little.
His head is made out of the same stuff Jessica Simpson’s tits are made of.
How could his head be made of gravy ?
“You wanna know why they really call me ‘The Dude’?
“…and when you stick it up the other side, you call it a ‘puddin’ pop.’ J-E-L-L-HELLO!”
HAHAHAHA….Spittiing image of that redheaded idiot in the blue suit that the NFL network let be their spokesman.
At first I was all, “WTF is that?!?!”
Then I saw the title and I was all, “Oh, that makes sense.”
Roofers to the left of me, addicts to the right.
Look, I get it.. Canada sent us Bieber but let’s put some proportionality back into our response…
For some reason, my brain instantly went to: “America, fuck yeah!” in response to your post. Madge-vadge as our new “bunker-buster.”
She’s looking less necrotic, to the point of doable.
Yeah, we’ve seen a few people here in dresses trying to pull that off. Go for it.
She needs love…lots of it.
Starting to look like Judd Hirsch.
He must play the small blind.
Still, you can’t help thinking how much better she’d be without oxygen
Oh Christ! Her Legs!
“Rose! Rose! I saw your facial expression change! Naaaahhh Just fucking with you….:
“Hello Mr. Cosby, welcome to Fen…”
“BEEP BOP BIZZLE BA BOO!!”
“I’m sorry, what did yo..”
“BABA LABA LAZA MAZA DAZA DOO!!”