The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.13.13

September 13th, 2013 // 371 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, where I’m not even going to bring up that it’s Friday the 13th except I just did, but it has nothing to do with the fact that Corey Feldman‘s probably already wearing this woman’s skin. Wrong movie, you say? Welcome to The Superficial, we’re often wrong. Like how I’m interpreting this Backstreet Boys pic as some sort of gay magic show (I’m aware that’s redundant.), or Emma Thompson suddenly flashing back to when Pierce Brosnan‘s erection terrorized a beach in France. “The names Wood, James Wood, but you can call me Double-0 Hard-On. Nothing? Thunderboner? Come on, man! That was pretty good,” he was heard saying to anyone at all.

I’m pretty sure that’s an exact quote, let me just check my tape recor– Look over there, butts!! *dives out window*

- Photo Boy

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  1. Eliza Dushku Nipples No Bra GLAAD Annual New York Summer Benefit
    alex
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    Faith.

  2. Eliza Dushku Nipples No Bra GLAAD Annual New York Summer Benefit
    brick
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    Good Lord she looks sexy here.

  3. Rumer Willis Upskirt Bandage On Leg Hawaii Five-0 Set
    alex
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    What is going on there on her leg? At first I thought, “sweet, she’s wearing stockings and garter belts…nice!” (I mean really, anything to keep the focus away from you know what)

    But then I realized its some kind of elastic or tape? Any of you hollywood types know what’s going on there?

  4. Liev Schreiber Adult Man On Backseat Of Bike
    CptCreep
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    After all these years, you can still see the absolute insanity in her eyes…. swoon…

  5. Rumer Willis Upskirt Bandage On Leg Hawaii Five-0 Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    When the casting call went out for a young woman to play a character named Amy Chin, this isn’t what they meant.

  6. Winona Ryder Cleavage Crazy Eyes Marc Jacobs Show Fashion Week
    alex
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    She totally just stole that purse.

  7. Winona Ryder Cleavage Crazy Eyes Marc Jacobs Show Fashion Week
    alex
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    And looking AMAZING for 41….

  8. Rumer Willis Upskirt Bandage On Leg Hawaii Five-0 Set
    George P Burdell
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    That is a big ass garter belt. I wouldn’t have guessed that the Little-House-on-the-Prairie-Tranny-in-sensible-flats stripper niche was so lucrative.

  9. Corey Feldman Prostitute 5th Annual Get Lucky For Lupus Annual Poker Tournament
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Ummm, Corey? Sorry, we’ve made a mistake. Russell Simmons already rented her for the weekend. And he pays cash. You pay with signed VHS copies of “The Lost Boys”.

  10. Liev Schreiber Adult Man On Backseat Of Bike
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    I think it’s about time the fat kid gets his own bike.

  11. Kevin Richardson Brian Littrell Glamorama Fashion In A New Light Benefiting AIDS Project
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    Somebody’s gonna get fucked here.

  12. Carl Weathers Moustache Holding Drink 5th Annual Get Lucky For Lupus Annual Poker Tournament
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    Colt 45 Malt Liquor.

    Wrong guy?

    I’m white.

  13. Corey Feldman Prostitute 5th Annual Get Lucky For Lupus Annual Poker Tournament
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    I think he’s been photographed with that same hooker before. He must have a coupon.

  14. Eliza Dushku Nipples No Bra GLAAD Annual New York Summer Benefit
    hoollu
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    you’re doing Rick Fox . God dammit smile!

  15. Joanna Krupa Legs Upskirt Trying On Heels Neiman Marcus
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    “Hey Quentin…*wink*…sorry you couldn’t be here!”

  16. Kevin Richardson Brian Littrell Glamorama Fashion In A New Light Benefiting AIDS Project
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    Is he demonstrating for the crowd the night he contacted the virus?

  17. Daiane Macedo Patricia Sarquis Juliana Guerim Bikini Miss Butt Brazil Contestants
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    Meester,

    Please give us our souls back from your magic box!

  18. Rupert Everett Holding Balls Corams Fields Childrens Charity Event
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    Nobody can ever say this dude doesn’t have balls.

  19. Sharon Stone Glamorama Fashion In A New Light Benefiting AIDS Project
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I don’t see nipples. This isn’t Sharon Stone.

  20. Katrina Parker Adele Look A Like Glamorama Fashion In A New Light Benefiting AIDS Project
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    I’d watch her and Adele go at it. I would bring snacks but then they would get distracted.

  21. David Hasselhoff Pepe Jeans Shirt
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    Shit, sorry.
    I cant think of a good cheeseburger joke right now.

  22. Bonnie McKee Butt Tight Miniskirt
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    Well hello to you too…bitch.

  23. Eliza Dushku Nipples No Bra GLAAD Annual New York Summer Benefit
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    If she is a member of GLADD, then I am a member of SAD.

  24. Carl Weathers Moustache Holding Drink 5th Annual Get Lucky For Lupus Annual Poker Tournament
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    Cheers, Chubbs.

  25. Pierce Brosnan Kissing Emma Thompson Disgusted Face Love Punch Portrait TIFF
    fred
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    Impressive gunt.

  26. Liev Schreiber Adult Man On Backseat Of Bike
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    “Slow down, honey! You know Daddy has this fat guy slowing him down!”

  27. Andie MacDowell Cleavage Bending Over Dreamball Colour My Life Event
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    “HAHAHA. Don’t look at my face. Seriously, look down here.”

  28. Carl Weathers Moustache Holding Drink 5th Annual Get Lucky For Lupus Annual Poker Tournament
    john
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    We always have to be in the middle of the action ’cause we’re the warriors. And without some challenge, without some damn war to fight then the warriors might as well drink pinot grigio, Stallion!

  29. Liev Schreiber Adult Man On Backseat Of Bike
    Smapdi
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    The kid on the back seat must have a thyroid problem of some sort.

  30. Rumer Willis Upskirt Bandage On Leg Hawaii Five-0 Set
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    “Oh! THERE’S that note reminding me to wear panties!”

  31. Daiane Macedo Patricia Sarquis Juliana Guerim Bikini Miss Butt Brazil Contestants
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    “OK, to this one has tits, and here we have some tits…tits…tits…tits…tits…more tits…I feel like I should talk about politics at some point, or something.”

  32. Rumer Willis Upskirt Bandage On Leg Hawaii Five-0 Set
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    I guess she’s a got drug test later on today.

  33. Rupert Everett Holding Balls Corams Fields Childrens Charity Event
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    Something, something…balls resting on his chin.

  34. Corey Feldman Prostitute 5th Annual Get Lucky For Lupus Annual Poker Tournament
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    More and more like a mini Charlie Sheen.

  35. Eliza Dushku Nipples No Bra GLAAD Annual New York Summer Benefit
    Mike
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    Still looks good, even though she’s dating someone. Mila Kunis, take notes!

  36. Kevin Richardson Brian Littrell Glamorama Fashion In A New Light Benefiting AIDS Project
    Smapdi
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    Please tell me they are singing “I want it that way”.

  37. Liev Schreiber Adult Man On Backseat Of Bike
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    Just because that one kid has Progeria I don’t see any reason why he cant have his own bike.

  38. Corey Feldman Prostitute 5th Annual Get Lucky For Lupus Annual Poker Tournament
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    Poor Corey, I guess they were out of prostitutes under 5 feet tall.

  39. Rumer Willis Upskirt Bandage On Leg Hawaii Five-0 Set
    Frank Burns
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    Wrong show listed – it was “Hawaii Potat-0″.

  40. Dennis Haskins 5th Annual Get Lucky For Lupus Annual Poker Tournament
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    You could have told me this was Louie Anderson and I’d also have believed you.

  41. Rupert Everett Holding Balls Corams Fields Childrens Charity Event
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    Who just pulls their balls out at a children’s event.

  42. Winona Ryder Cleavage Crazy Eyes Marc Jacobs Show Fashion Week
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    “You look good enough to knock over a drug store!”
    “Thanks!”

  43. Engelbert Humperdinck Seminole Coconut Creek Casino Performance
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    Remind me why Miracle Max has it in for this guy? He seems harmless.

  44. Demi Lovato Reaction To Simon Cowell Singing X Factor Screencap
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    Someone just informed her that craft services closed.

  45. Carl Weathers Moustache Holding Drink 5th Annual Get Lucky For Lupus Annual Poker Tournament
    CrashHell
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    Now find me a bone with some meat on it and we have ourselves a stew.

  46. Winona Ryder Cleavage Crazy Eyes Marc Jacobs Show Fashion Week
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    my future wife.

  47. Winona Ryder Cleavage Crazy Eyes Marc Jacobs Show Fashion Week
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    “Why, yes, I did pay for this dress. Yeah, yeah, that’s the ticket…You can even ask my wife…Farrah Fawcett Majors. Yeah, yeah.”

  48. Engelbert Humperdinck Seminole Coconut Creek Casino Performance
    Smapdi
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    Soon after eating the casino’s free happy hour onion dip, Engelbert’s colon gave a new meaning to his song “Release Me”.

  49. Liev Schreiber Adult Man On Backseat Of Bike
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    “Slow doww… Hmmm, if he’s up there, why does it feel like somebody’s in the BACK seat?”

  50. Corey Feldman Prostitute 5th Annual Get Lucky For Lupus Annual Poker Tournament
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    On the one hand he totally wants to be Micheal Jackson, but on the other hand that chick he’s with is clearly legal.

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