The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.11.15

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, your end of the week stress reliever that’s exactly like a pleasant hike through the woods where you stumble upon a braless Jordan Carver, only to trip and fall into a ravine, breaking your neck, which is exactly the series of events I was simulating by following her pic with EJ Johnson’s manpussy. Seeing EJ Johnson’s manpussy is like dying violently and abruptly to me and now I’ve sent that your way. Enjoy your weekend.

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