The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.7.15

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, where we have definitive prove that Rihanna’s not dead. Passed out drunk or from gluteal fatigue, yes, but not dead. *cues steel drum band* And while we’re celebrating as only the Barbadians can — *pours rum on crotch* — feast your eyes on The Rock at age 16 (Yep.), Thomas Jane going full homeless, and Subway deciding to just embrace their new image by rolling out home delivery service, which caters only to a particular type of clientele. *ding dong* Hiya, Mr. Raymond! Here’s the Italian B.M.T you orde– *gets cloroformed* Remember the Italian B.M.T.? What the fuck even is that?

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