The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.30.13

August 30th, 2013 // 382 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which fittingly caps the week with the flat, white-girl ass that twerked the Internet into seizures. For the record, Miley, you weren’t and will never even be close to doing this. Shut that shit down. We can all stop obsessing about that now and get back to our normal, civilized Internet behavior which yes, of course, means tearing apart these people for anything we can think of at all. There’s Beyonce with her poor people bat Aunt GOOP made for Blue Ivy (Goddamnit, I hate even typing that.), Jared Leto and his asshole’s silent cry for help, and Willie Geist who apparently is a sick sonofabitch. “Hey Brooke, you know how you’re mentally unbalanced? Take a look at how pretty you used to be.”

See you Tuesday,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Serena Williams Huge Butt Spandex Shorts US Open
    tlmck
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    There’s your leading man for the next Hulk movie.

  2. Helen Hunt Wrinkly Old Lady Mouth Ride Set
    tlmck
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    Just finished “auditioning” for her next role.

  3. Nicolas Cage Panama Hat Sunglasses Venice International Film Festival
    gumbypokey
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    He even looks like Howard Wolowitz.

  4. Corey Feldman Intermix Store
    tito
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    he looks like the love child of jack white and macaulay culkin.

  5. Lady Gaga Bodysuit Crotch Wedgie Black Tight Veil
    tito
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    someone should convince her that wearing a plastic bag over your head (tightly) is a daring fashion statement. problem solved.

  6. Brooke Shields Willie Geist Today Show
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    ‘…coming up next on The Today Show, we watch Brooke Shields as she plays with herself.’

  7. Corey Feldman Intermix Store
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    ‘Assicus Twerkitus!’

    ‘…Snape! You don’t work at Hogwarts any more. Get back there and fold those t-shirts!’

  8. Alicia Keys Wide Hips Pink Pants GMA
    brian
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    I remember her from way back in the Falling (?) video, and how hot she use to be. Now I look at her and just shake my head. I guess they call it “Hollyweird” for a reason…

  9. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Squeezing Boobs Together
    brian
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    She looks like Anack-su-Namun from The Mummy to me. Well, a good body double anyway.

  10. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Squeezing Boobs Together
    Arzach
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    Win

  11. Simon Cowell Lauren Silverman Makeout
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    Honey, thanks for finding another wonderful shirt with only half the buttons! I don’t know how you do it.

  12. Serena Williams Huge Butt Spandex Shorts US Open
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    bees! bees! dammnit, bees!

  13. Terry Richardson Jared Leto OK Symbol
    wiw
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    “Douchetastic!”

  14. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Squeezing Boobs Together
    Ozzy
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    My face deserves to land in her chest.

    Then you can say to me. “You motorboatin’ son of a bitch. You old sailor, you.”

  15. Bill Clinton Hamptons
    Ozzy
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    Would any of you ever have sex with Bills boobs?

  16. Parker Posey
    RocketInMyPocket
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    I know it looks stupid today, but that’s some 1980′s sexy right there.

  17. Jessica Biel Butt Clingy Dress
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    Which one?

  18. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Hanging Out Of Daisy Dukes
    Leah
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    Its true what they say, you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you cant take the trailer park out of the girl.l

  19. Anthony Weiner Speaking At Fast Food Worker Rally Union Square
    Brit
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    “DANGER” is my middle name

  20. Brooke Shields Willie Geist Today Show
    some black dude
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    Shes still my favorite MILF

  21. Jessica Biel Butt Clingy Dress
    some black dude
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    if angels have ass’s I am sure thats how they look. wow

  22. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Hanging Out Of Daisy Dukes
    Bitch Please
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    Shorts always so far up her ass, she probably stays with a yeast infection. Tryina show booty cheeks with her 2 foot long ass crack lol

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