The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.30.13

August 30th, 2013 // 382 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which fittingly caps the week with the flat, white-girl ass that twerked the Internet into seizures. For the record, Miley, you weren’t and will never even be close to doing this. Shut that shit down. We can all stop obsessing about that now and get back to our normal, civilized Internet behavior which yes, of course, means tearing apart these people for anything we can think of at all. There’s Beyonce with her poor people bat Aunt GOOP made for Blue Ivy (Goddamnit, I hate even typing that.), Jared Leto and his asshole’s silent cry for help, and Willie Geist who apparently is a sick sonofabitch. “Hey Brooke, you know how you’re mentally unbalanced? Take a look at how pretty you used to be.”

See you Tuesday,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Brooke Shields Willie Geist Today Show
    EricLR
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    And when your dolly turns 12, you can take her clothes off and put her in a movie with Keith Carradine.

  2. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Squeezing Boobs Together
    EricLR
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    I don’t know who she is, but for some reason I want to buy her album.

  3. Bill Clinton Hamptons
    EricLR
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    For heaven’s sake, someone get that poor girl a towel!

  4. Jessica Biel Butt Clingy Dress
    carpaltunnel
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    Can’t hide an ass that fine.

  5. Jessica Biel Butt Clingy Dress
    EricLR
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    I’m afraid even witchcraft can’t stop aging forever, sister.

  6. Anthony Weiner Speaking At Fast Food Worker Rally Union Square
    EricLR
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    Whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on–I was told there would be women here, not this total sausage fest.

  7. Penny Lancaster Pushing Rod Stewart Head Down Into Car
    EricLR
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    He’s in the Chateau Marmont’s assisted-living wing, along with the cast of WKRP in Cincinnati.

  8. Nicolas Cage Panama Hat Sunglasses Venice International Film Festival
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    Thought it was the Diceman.

  9. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Hanging Out Of Daisy Dukes
    Jethro
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    Hopes you got sum’un in there fer ol’ Skeeter to be rubbin’ on. I”z tryin’ ta change my image

  10. Simon Cowell Lauren Silverman Makeout
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    the look on the girl in the backgrounds face is mirrored on each of you as you view this picture.

  11. Corey Feldman Intermix Store
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    Wow. That’s going to be a hard one to rent out.

  12. Bill Clinton Hamptons
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    fat white girl incoming…Bill has a difficult decision to make.

    • Ina Bigbush

      My money’s on the fatty. Bill would rather have huge boobs than the goat teets this gals rocking.

  13. Brooke Shields Willie Geist Today Show
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    “You say you’ve had this doll for a long time, now?”
    “Oh, yes… I’ve used this little lady for years as a reference for all my drag queen shows. I wonder whatever happened to Brooke Shields?”.

  14. Jessica Biel Butt Clingy Dress
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    “…and you’re kind of a bitch. That’s why we voted you out of the coven”

  15. Beyonce Cleavage Dollar Bill Covered Bat Music Video
    EricLR
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    Oh man, I so wanted a pimp bat this year for Christmas. But all I got was this damned watch chain. And I can’t even use the fucking thing because I sold my watch to buy my girlfriend some combs. And then the bitch left me for Alexander Skarsgard.

    I’m sorry, what were we talking about again?

  16. Beyonce Cleavage Dollar Bill Covered Bat Music Video
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    Every womans dream…a giant penis made of money.

  17. Anthony Weiner Speaking At Fast Food Worker Rally Union Square
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    “I once sent a pic of a penis that was this big…”

  18. Corey Feldman Intermix Store
    EricLR
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    I shudder to think of what kind of human being responds to a “Take Dance Lessons From the Only Living Corey!” ad.

  19. Nabilla Benattia Cleavage Legs Spandex Dress Genlux Magazine Issue Release Party
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    OK, now, this is just sad…!

  20. Corey Feldman Intermix Store
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    Waiting on the next residuals check looks to be killing his game. He’s down from 2 hot escorts, to one ugly housewife

  21. Shailene Woodley Short Hair Mountain Spring Water Mason Jar Sandwich The Fault In Our Stars Set
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    Pretentious gonna… pretent?

  22. Terry Richardson Jared Leto OK Symbol
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    You know he raped him. don’t know or care which one though.

  23. Kelly Clarkson Cleavage Fat Jowls Maroon 5 Show
    EricLR
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    Her manger warned you repeatedly to keep the craft services table out of sight of the stage.

  24. Corey Feldman Intermix Store
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    “I’m telling you! You stick with me and I’ll make you the greatest Lady Gaga impersonator the world has ever seen!!”
    “Please… I just came in here to buy some chinos. Just give me back my child and I won’t tell anyone this ever happened.”

  25. Gillian Jacob Bra See Through Dress Bad Milo Premiere
    EricLR
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    A rare, brief moment where she’s doing something besides whoring that damned Community show on The Soup.

  26. Nabilla Benattia Cleavage Legs Spandex Dress Genlux Magazine Issue Release Party
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    Those tits are almost big enough to distract from that face. Almost… so close, almost…

  27. Lady Gaga Bodysuit Crotch Wedgie Black Tight Veil
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    Ugh… the whole thing smacks of effort.

  28. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Squeezing Boobs Together
    YadaYada
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    Wait, was I going to say something? Oh, yeah — holy crap she’s hot.

  29. Shailene Woodley Short Hair Mountain Spring Water Mason Jar Sandwich The Fault In Our Stars Set
    EricLR
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    Why do girls with pretty long hair always go through that phase where they think it will be a great idea if they cut it short? Is it their bizarre way of testing their boyfriends or something?

    • The character of Hazel in “The Fault in Our Stars” (which I finished reading just two weeks ago) has cancer and keeps her hair short. So this is for a movie role.

      I hope the film does the book justice. “The Fault in Our Stars” was both funny and heart-breaking. I loved the story of Augustus and Hazel (two cancer kids, one with a terminal diagnosis, the other in remission) who meet at a cancer support group and fall in love, even though they resist it and they know their time together is short.

      Shailene Woodley is the perfect choice for Hazel, but I feel she was wrong for the character of Aimee in “The Spectacular Now”. Shailene chose to play Aimee as a smart, tough loner rather than a shy and vulnerable nerd, which is how Tim Tharp created the character (and it’s *his* book and *his* character).

  30. Kelly Clarkson Cleavage Fat Jowls Maroon 5 Show
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    The weird thing… when she finally gets the courage to come out to the world and announce that she’s a lesbian, there are people who will be shocked, surprised and say things like, “WOW! She hid it so well!!”

  31. Serena Williams Huge Butt Spandex Shorts US Open
    EricLR
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    SHE-HULK SMASH BALLS!!!!

  32. Gillian Jacob Bra See Through Dress Bad Milo Premiere
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    “Uh, excuse me ma’am… you see to have left your high-beams on.”

  33. Shailene Woodley Short Hair Mountain Spring Water Mason Jar Sandwich The Fault In Our Stars Set
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    Who? Huh? and, what?

  34. Helen Hunt Wrinkly Old Lady Mouth Ride Set
    EricLR
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    And then came the quiet but foreboding moment when Helen first spotted Leelee Sobieski on the set. It was the calm before the storm that would change all our lives forever…

  35. Parker Posey
    EricLR
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    Did she lose a bet?

  36. Parker Posey
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    And just like that, Parker Posey let the world know with but one pic, that she no longer gave any fucks.

  37. Nabilla Benattia Cleavage Legs Spandex Dress Genlux Magazine Issue Release Party
    EricLR
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    I bet she pays her rent with a big pile of $1 bills.

  38. Shailene Woodley Short Hair Mountain Spring Water Mason Jar Sandwich The Fault In Our Stars Set
    yet another twat
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    You filthy fucking pig, use a paper bag! That ziploc won’t degrade for hundreds of your careeers!

  39. Corey Feldman Intermix Store
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    “Oh, please, hide me! There’s papparzzi out there! If I’m photographed without at least two hookers, everyone will realize my career ended 20 years ago!”

  40. Corey Feldman Intermix Store
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    Is it just me, or is he trying REALLY hard to look like Michael Jackson now?

  41. Lady Gaga Bodysuit Crotch Wedgie Black Tight Veil
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    Lady Gaga totally did not even see that spider web!

  42. Alicia Keys Wide Hips Pink Pants GMA
    jOE
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    Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

  43. Tia Mowry Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    JS
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    Is that half a camel toe or a moose knuckle?

  44. Nabilla Benattia Cleavage Legs Spandex Dress Genlux Magazine Issue Release Party
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    Why so separate?

  45. Helen Hunt Wrinkly Old Lady Mouth Ride Set
    celebutard
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    It looks like whoever took this picture was using the Photo Warp app.

  46. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Hanging Out Of Daisy Dukes
    Grace
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    Well, that looks comfortable.

  47. Terry Richardson Jared Leto OK Symbol
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    someone should stop Terri Richardson before he sexually assaults another beautiful desperate teenaged gir — oh wait, nevermind.

  48. Corey Feldman Intermix Store
    Village Idiot
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    Which one is Feldman and which one is the transvestite hooker?

  49. Nabilla Benattia Cleavage Legs Spandex Dress Genlux Magazine Issue Release Party
    Cock Dr
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    It’s just a goddamned shame that pretty women feel so insecure about themselves that they mutilate their bodies and call it “enhancement”.

  50. Corey Feldman Intermix Store
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    “If we’re gonna re-enact this Miley Cyrus twerking thing, I should be wearing the Robin Thicke/Beetlejuice pants…”

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