The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.30.13

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which fittingly caps the week with the flat, white-girl ass that twerked the Internet into seizures. For the record, Miley, you weren’t and will never even be close to doing this. Shut that shit down. We can all stop obsessing about that now and get back to our normal, civilized Internet behavior which yes, of course, means tearing apart these people for anything we can think of at all. There’s Beyonce with her poor people bat Aunt GOOP made for Blue Ivy (Goddamnit, I hate even typing that.), Jared Leto and his asshole’s silent cry for help, and Willie Geist who apparently is a sick sonofabitch. “Hey Brooke, you know how you’re mentally unbalanced? Take a look at how pretty you used to be.”

See you Tuesday,

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